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Happy Sunday Nairalanders.. let's keep it coming. what is the sermon today? and which church are you?

To be sincere a friend of mine asked me this question ...What is the Tourist attraction in my community or Street..
I later asked my friends same question ,1 said his communities tourist attraction is the flooded streets, the 2 said its the Shrine by their street, while the 3rd said its the fallen NEPA wires on the street road.
For me the Tourist attraction in my community is the big pot hole on the road which your gonna mistake to be s big lake.
oya my fellow Nairalanders , tell us what Tourist attraction you have in your Streets.

mowapa:
You don't mean it.

mbok tek eet eazio...

chai... its well
meanwhile some people from d South will be eyeing me, saying I sweet for them mouth. see eh,God is watching You.

I see... now those thief dem go de act those Holly Wood standard stealing because CCTV don de catch.
more thief too catch,while I watch™

guttentag:
When Nigeria was alive then

I tell you..

[quote author=Airtimex post=55616164][/quote baba oh

This fish big scatter oh...can't wait to eat my share.. What are you using in celebrating Easter? Happy Easter.

put Tracker una no go put.. God help him.

U R G E N T
Do you know any GRADUATE with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields:
Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Physics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,
Computer science,
Tailoring Technology,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science,
Sociology,
History or any other Arts course?
*Can they speak English fluently?
*Can they write well?
*Are they willing to relocate to Canada?
*Do they have computer skills?
Alright. Please, greet them for me...it's not easy!!! Happy Easter
Prince Dmiayer

U R G E N T

Do you know any GRADUATE with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields:
Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Physics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,
Computer science,
Tailoring Technology,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science,
Sociology,
History or any other Arts course?

*Can they speak English fluently?

*Can they write well?

*Are they willing to relocate to Canada?

*Do they have computer skills?

Alright. Please, greet them for me...it's not easy!!! Happy Easter

Prince Dmiayer

if you can recall using these bottles back then and your not married..better start praying for yourself to see Husband/Wife.

Ifakiland:
In other words ure asking us how not to give ur fone number to a gal?
How old are u?
Ure not dat handsome...u should loose some weight ur check bones are hurting.

26... thanks for the tip off

SINZ:
Thanks, sir.

One more thing please, did you get the material yourself or did he handle everything? And I hope you wouldn't mind if I ask how much it costs? Thanks again.

no material.. its a fashion house, and you can get from 18k upwards various material

SINZ:
LOL, bruh, I'm more interested in his tailor's phone number.
That suit is dapper AF

lol..serious #houseofShopfront

BiafranBushBoy:
Hahaha.

If you were staying abroad, I would have believed but in Nigeria?

Unless you are a celebrity or a super rich dude, nothing for you!!

actually am a model and an artist..

OK..I don't want say am the most handsome, but I get lots of hello from the opposite sex(females) who would like to be a friend, some will say girlfriends others want to marry me.. even those way older than I am. I be like ah..when I shun them by not giving my phone number to them ,the will be like am doing Sankara...
ah shakara again for my own number..
please maybe, I don't know the right way to say no, without making them feel like hurt or bad.

modelsms:
Who has her no pls, I want to tell her something...

sure.. I be her manager

my people my people Election.. Election

This popular NYSC lady got people talking about her pic...NYSC Rivers State,Phalga.
For those on the big side..we'll don ma.
Isn't she Efeliciously Beautiful? based on logistics.

​My neighbour is praying now n he is shouting let d God of Efe fight my battles.....​

and his children are responding "Based on logistics"

To those who had been waiting for the winner of BBN well don sir/well don ma.
Oya you all are happy Efe won the 25million. for those that are still thinking of the moral lesson learnt from BBN is these "Based on Logistics" Efe has Efelarised this comments to the point Oxford might be considering Efe a new English word forgetting its "Warri" bah them no they carry last?. Today being Monday I bet you GOOGLE.com will be on fire from questions like who is Efe? what's the meaning of Efe? finally what is Based on logistics
.

Like a movie Tboss became d story, bisola was d suspense, marvis d badass, Debbie rise was d supporting actress & Efe won d oscars #B

They way Mr.Eazi go de look una..

petroleum Sucker.

Please let's pray for them... according to my CDs chat group some one told us it rained heavily today at Bonny island Rivers state, and it is said that when it rains that much the sea is normally rough.
They corpers were said to be going to Port Harcourt when it happen..

wow.. is it not photogenic?... This happened today at Phalga city council. flaunting their NYSC discharge certificate.

ifyokwu:
If possible lets use twitter to let the whole world know about it because social media is really helping

yeah what do you think the # hashtage,should be

Jacksparr0w127:
We've seen you. Next please?

well don sir..(4 falz voice)

Bitterleafsoup:
no Dear you would not.

thanks bitterleafsoup

Bitterleafsoup:

you want me to leave u in this our recession.. nbah nu