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holar2ge: Drake is d Boss...ReppingTeamDrake.....Everybody Hates Chris...

xynerise: ok. Your percentage has been decreased to 9.9% .
I guess its not the same with floor members again?

rokiatu: If this was two super hot people I bet we would have been sayingg something different here.


Judgmental world we live in.

xynerise: *calls the security* Take this leper out of here.


Alawie increase has been approved. A 10% increase to all senators' alawie and 30% increase to the Speaker and Deputy speaker's alawie.


ONE NIGERIA

Ryda: Just watching o,..

tawa89: Must be ripping her off some cool dough. Wise guy.

xynerise: Alright senators! But I am going to let the house to decide.

All those in support of Alawie increase say 'Aye'

vizboy: @speaker
Just got info of a new model jet why dont we pass a bill to increase our alawie

carr96: well, the age for consent in nigeria is 13, do ur research! In other words,.....@op it aint illegal

#jumps into agbalomo stream#

onila: 16 is not underaged

i thot it was below 16

Smartie gurl: awwww! thats my parixprince. thanks dear.

Stegomiah: 19 Things Every Female In Her 20’s Should Know (MUST READ)

10. Learn the basic skills and let yourself grow- from how to keep your underwear clean, cook, socialize, and network to how to drive a car.

realsammie: # Clears throat #
mallam sfiker...as u alreazy know. ur name i be senata OSAMA BIN SHEKAU prom borno constituency. wallahi me i no come house por pour (4) weeks now.
mallam sfisker me i wnt 2 AURE (marry) am for one small 10 years old beutiful yarinya from IRAQ.
** scratches throat and pour the saliva on the floor **.
so i dey invite am por everybody for my wedding in IRAQ next week. Nagode

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]I nominate Smartie gurl[/color]

Ucheosefoh: its childish his behaviour is childish too I am always in support of piple getting a piece their poo to know how it taste

Mindependent: you brought me to tears

Good Girl: And you think it's only African men who possess these qualities?


Of course! The excuse African men always use to justify their insatiable lust. It still doesn't make you a real man. I know real men with one wife and they are doing just fine.

Mindependent: #1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.

#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.

#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.

#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.

#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

#13 When she's scared, protect her.

#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.

#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

#23 When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.

#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

#25 Don't let her have the last word.

#26 Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.

#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.

#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

#30 When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to
her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.

#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.

#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.

#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

#37 Let her into your world.

#38 Let her wear your clothes.

#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

#40 Let her know she's important.

#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.

#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too

Mindependent: #1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.

#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.

#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.

#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.

#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

#13 When she's scared, protect her.

#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.

#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

#23 When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.

#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

#25 Don't let her have the last word.

#26 Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.

#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.

#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

#30 When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to
her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.

#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.

#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.

#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

#37 Let her into your world.

#38 Let her wear your clothes.

#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

#40 Let her know she's important.

#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.

#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too

#44 When you do, she hopes you put into consideration

#45 After that,she hopes shes the one you would do all dat for and her expectation rises

#46 then she feels bad when u dont

#47 Eventually, she gets feed up and leaves hoping you would call

#48 When u dont, she cries and try to forget you

#49 After she does, she grabs another dude who she thinks can stand up to your shoes or more

#50 but this guy cant and she goes on another round till shes 50

#51 finally she starts begining to get married to any sort of man

that is the end of solomon G