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Dahrach: princess..i added u some mins ago oo..waiting 4 u 2 accept..

Dahrach: ok Boss!!!..just added psoto now..my name is kind of funny..but ur instinct wil tell u its me..wen u see d name..lolzz..

psoto: Sleeping Beauty...Sleep tight dearie...

Dahrach: hehehehe..dis is unbelievable..i cant believe we are of same range...now i see where d PDP thing came 4rm..we've got things in common..

psoto: In kg please.
I weigh 52. The most I ever weighed was 54

Gods-child:
Hehehhehhehe...OMG!...And I actually thought you were HUGE sha! So you're not....Lolzzzzz

Now I'm trying to imagine a SLIM PSOTO...Not bad for a First lady, please don't add weight ooo...Some ladies would kill to have a SLIM stature...#winks#

Dahrach: princess princess princess..i sight u sister..just followed u on twitter..if u are who i think u are on fb..u've got a Cinderella pics has profile picture..

Dahrach: dnt worry..d SMS wil b snt..dnt give up..

psoto: So you care about what this guys have τ̅☺ say? E no affect me o. Its only normal for them τ̅☺ weigh more. But you can be sure another lady will still weigh more than they do.
I'll send you the e-mail soon.

Dahrach: hehehhehe..princess ooo..on a serious note..it seems most house mate are psychic...am slim..not dat small but tall...but seriously hav u seen my pics sumwhere..

Gods-child:
WOW!....GOD BLESS YOU PRINCESS!!!...That's exactly what a responsible lady would do...It all boils down to the fact that the guy has hope...

I'm so sorry for my earlier misconception...Abeg what's PS nah??...I used to think its Play Station...

Gods-child:
Uhnn, Uhnn!....#ClearsThroat#

psoto: ...Funny enough, I just thought of people I know that are respected and feared, most of them are slim fa! Hehehee...
As for the baton, please help a sister naa

psoto:
Please I need more people τ̅☺ describe themselves so I can start changing your images in ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ mind.

gud idea

psoto: but there are slim mothers naa...
I think I have τ̅☺ pass this baton τ̅☺ someone else soon...

yea I know.
But big women r respected (or so I beliv)
N most mothers r big(maybe not huge) but with added weight.
Lol
I know ur sisi now.
But its just wat plays in my mind's eye.


N no passing of baton ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​! It remains wit u!

psoto:
Virtual world is a good place τ̅☺ be! I imagined you as opposite of that.
Fair-complexioned, of average height and not slim!
This is interesting.

R u serious?!!

Hahahahaha!

Me? Fair n not slim?!!

Hahahahaha

Virtual world is really fun ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​



Wat a laugh? Me? Fair?!! Lmho

Gods-child:
Hehhehehhehahahhahahohoohohoho.....People no go kill me with laughter to day ooooo!....

If anybody should be offended in this House, not me...Never!...Shebi I was the one that sent "Please Call Me Back" to trouble by uploading that pix...

That ain't crazy...Tell you what, I hallucinate as well...And you look kinda slim, dark complexioned & tall with long hair in it...

Oya, oya...Make we talk serious talk abeg...#whispers#...If that guy in hat & boots approaches you & asks for your BB pin, you go give am??...

Abeg, wetin be PS??

psoto:
Lady P iyaff kill me o. Huge maybe in the future!
I can't stop laughing at this...lmpao...

lol don't mind me ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​! As for GC, I'm sure its coz of his idea of northern ladies, he has dat view of me. But u, I tink its coz wen I 1st came to d house, every 1 respected u n tuk u for a mother-figure.

Gods-child:
Hehhehehhehahahhahahohoohohoho.....People no go kill me with laughter to day ooooo!....

If anybody should be offended in this House, not me...Never!...Shebi I was the one that sent "Please Call Me Back" to trouble by uploading that pix...

That ain't crazy...Tell you what, I hallucinate as well...And you look kinda slim, dark complexioned & tall with long hair in it...

Oya, oya...Make we talk serious talk abeg...#whispers#...If that guy in hat & boots approaches you & asks for your BB pin, you go give am??...

Abeg, wetin be PS??

u know what? I think u must have seen me sumwhere coz u r almost correct.

As for ur question: if d guy in hat n boots approaches me n asks for my bb pin. I'll b shocked. Coz 2 things will come to my head at that moment.
1. Does dis guy really have a blackberry?
2. I'm I being tested?
But at d end, I know I'll agree just to hear wat he has to say coz he must definately b funny. N in 9ja, we all nid a bit of laughter here n there

CY09: Any person wey feel say im fine pass GC, make im upload im pix...GC all the way for Mr. Universe! ...ROTFL

Gods-child:
Hmmmm...I knew you would say that...Ladies!!!.....Haaaa....Always expecting your knight to appear in a shining glamorous armour!!!

Please nah!...Try to appreciate us for who we are & not what we wear nah...OMG!

No wahala!...I kuku don buy your form too...Make we see as e dey go...

hahahahahahahahaha!

​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​ my gosh!

Dyu actually think I don't appreciate even d beggar on the street?

Lol

Anyway, my point was:
None of d persons seemed like you coz I simply assumed u would b darker in complexion.
Call me crazy, but I usually picture ppl I chat with.
For example:
CY: tall
IK: very fair
Psoto: huge
Dahrach: slim n smallish
Etc etc
Ofcoz I know dey myt not b wat I tink or imagine. if u put up a pic of urself in an armani suit n in a posh place, I'll still say the same thing if its not wat my initial imagination was.
Sorry if u tuk offence. But its left to u to make me beliv its really u.


PS: I don't expect u to go to d farm luking fly! Lol

Gods-child:
Issorai!...From what you know about GC in this House, its left for you to decipher which one of the 2 modernized "Early Men" is he...

The man on the left or on the right??

CY09: excerpts of a lecture on age and fertility...

Every study you read or expert you consult will agree: 35 is the age of reckoning for women when it comes to having children. In your early 30s, your chances of getting pregnant are only slightly lower than in your late 20s and your risk of a miscarriage or a baby with Down syndrome only slightly higher — but at 35, that decline in fertility begins to accelerate. Age 35 is also the point when Down syndrome and other genetic abnormalities become more of a concern, so experts routinely recommend amniocentesis, chorionic villus sampling, or other detailed fetal screening during pregnancy from the mid-30s on.

Overall, in your 30s you have about a 15 percent chance of getting pregnant in any single ovulation cycle, according to leading fertility specialist Sherman Silber, director of the Infertility Center of St. Louis at St. Luke's Hospital in Missouri and author of four best-selling fertility books, including How to Get Pregnant. Your chances of conceiving within a year of starting to try are about 75 percent. But since fertility wanes as the decade progresses, in your late 30s your chance of getting pregnant within a year drops to 65 percent.

Miscarriage risk rises slowly throughout the 30s, from about 15 percent for ages 30 to 34 to 20 percent for ages 35 to 39. At age 30, the risk of carrying a child with Down syndrome is one in 950. That risk jumps to one in 365 when you're 35.

ik121: Wow!!! Princess u sound like u nailed it. (words of consolation to ladies at age 30)

tnx

CY09: Did i just hear re-productively active?

ik121: Wats so special about age 30? Menopause and weight gain z nt d end of life naa

30yrs for females is d males 40yrs(uno d fool @ 40s thingy?) So its a very good age to know weda or not u r making it or will not make it.

A lady doesn't have to be fat coz shez 30! .
N lots of ladies r reproductively active at dat age too.

CY09: hope by the you would have finished giving birth?

ik121: Cy my broda z rlly good 2 v plans afta Nysc. U v quite amazing plans 4 ursef. D truth z i dnt evn knw wat i wanna do afta nysc bt i knw gr8 jobs awaits me. Am jus sum1 dat lives 4 d moment nva worryin somuch bout 2moro. Nxt wk monday m startin a 3mnth studio training.

CY09: You berra stop shaking your head, cos age 30 is around the corner!

hahahahaha! M not scared of age 30! I'm sure I'll welcome it wen d tym comes. Coz by God's grace I'd hav acheived alot n b very stabilized b4 den.

CY09: Those people are daft!...How will their so called agent runz it, with spiritual call up no or what?...Runzing of posting is done with Call Up No, no two wayz about it.

Gods-child:
#Yawns#....I remember I've said it before that ladies like playing 'hard to get'...Just look at the way they are all rejecting our advances...Well, I think its because they're still in their salad days...Lets see what happens when they reach 30 years of age!...You'll see some overpopulating the "Romance" section on NL, dropping their numbers & pin...bla, bla, bla...

...Hmmmm...You better be yourself in this House!....No one knows what tomorrow holds!....Just my 2 kobo ooo!....#PrayerContinues#

Abbasufi: HMMM DIS GUY U WAN MAKE PPL FYT!? AH AH CY!