₦airaland Forum

SBabaJ: Just Here Oh, Signora.
Was Looking Forward To Meeting One Of You Guys., Don't Really Know These Guys Heading There. How's Prep @ Your End?

Abbasufi: WAT WILL U BE?

CORPER SHUN!

2ndeRodriguez: .. SO SAD.. I ACTUALLY DIDNT SEE IT UNTIL PRINCESS REPLIED HIM... DAMNNN

ujchief: better facilities ke? The only thing hes gona get is a better weather, it was raining in july while i was at camp. The camp was a mess, coupled with the rains. We had to edit the phrase of NYSC anthem that said 'under the sun and in the rain' to 'under the sun NOT in the rain'
worst stil, the guvnor, Rochas doesnt pay corp members serving at public schools.
So if his ppa is a govt school, hes left wit just N19,800 per month! Pathetic!

IbroSaunks: hahaha! No way oh!

see u?!
Its not good to sell fish ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!

ironben: I appreciate the amount of efforts that have gone into creating this big list.

Pls concerned mods take note, my name is IRONBEN not IRONBET. Thank you.

SBabaJ: #Blushing...

!
Red cheeks?!
REALLY?!
lol

psoto: Hello House.
I'm sorry for all unreplied posts,
Tiredness and laziness are the causes.
Just got back home,
Thank God for a safe trip,
Robbers were on the road but thank God I didn't even see them talk more of getting hurt.
Hope we're all fine?

yeah! Thank God ur home safe!

Abbasufi: SMH

dlex21: Don't worry...u'll get some1 soon

pray so. I tot Rawdeal wuld join me.

dayosaba: fanks alot.

IbroSaunks: LoL! They may even find husband for you, tall and handsome

REALLY?!
Super cool.
But he shuld b really 'Tall' n Really 'handsome' ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!
Lol

IbroSaunks: If you read the list of instructions at the back you'll see where it is written.

dayosaba: i would be in OYO camp

IbroSaunks: Also, it says there won't be a short holiday after camp on the letter, is that true? I was kinda counting on a holiday.

If there is a holiday, do we get to know our PP(s)A before or after? It would really be awesome if someone can answer please.

what?!
I was also counting on dat 2weeks too ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!

IbroSaunks: hahahaha see you sha. Why would they want to send their visiting princess away? I think though that you'll get a nice, neatly polished NYSC-branded tiara that you'll wear around. And maybe a bodyguard, a jeep, and an iPad, hahaha !

really?!
Dat sounds cool!
I think I'm loving d idea of camp now!

dayosaba: hallos. sorry i am not the most outspoken person in the world but would like to get keep in touch wiv people goin to oyo camp. i actually put up my camp posting yesterday but its not on the big list. i wouldnt mind that tho. cheers

IbroSaunks: Hahahaha, see your mouth! They are already waiting for you in Adamawa you hia? Something about being the only princess they are receiving this year. Expect royal treatment!

If you keep the power lowkey, responsibility go dissapear sam-sam!

does the 'princess' treatment also involve "overseas ppa"?!

ujchief: i dont believe any camp could be as bad as Imo state orientation camp! The only thing positive about that camp was the military men, who were corper-friendly. The camp is a total disaster! The hostels are uncomfortable (1200 guys sharing just 4 toilets), no auditorium for lectures (they provided a tenth that cant sit more than 150 persons), no recreational sports activities (just volleybal & footbal), did i mention the hostel? It was an eye-sore! Prisoners could boast of better accomodation! The camp is not fenced, so villagers stroll in and out of the camp, most times to steal our stuffs when we're out for parade. Mtn network was terible, especially for Gprs and BB (this is the case for most camps, so u might wanna get an extra sim). There was no borehole, so they contracted a tanker that supplies water twice a day, in between it, no water at all. The food at mami was a remix of the food at the general camp kitchen, so u just wonder why u're paying for the trash when u could as well manage the kitchen food.
I cant believe i spent 3wks of my life there. It was a horible place to be. A fellow nairalander started a thread on the state of imo camp, i thut i was the only one that noticed.

Rawdeal: Very book smart people make boring friends. Won't mind meeting him tho.
Celebratory joke...nahh. Not celebrating yet. Funny enuf, as soon as I got my posting, several strange people offered to help me. I feel better already. On my way to Lag so u won't hear much frm me

Rawdeal: You see... IBSaunks is never there when I need him!

IbroSaunks: Yaaaay! And you said you feel bad because you schooled there? To that I have this to say: "The devil you know beats the angel that is unknown"! How about looking at it from that perspective? So, CONGRATS!!

One of my closest pals and mentors got posted there too. The guy makes me feel dumb for real. I'll tell him to check this place out sha. It would be nice if you met him.

So are you going to tell us a celebratory joke?

IbroSaunks: But this one will give you super powers. Don't you like and want super powers?

I like super powers. But I don't want den.
Remember:
With great power, comes great Responsibility.
I'm ok wit d responsibilities I have now.
(*whispers*:except if d powers can change my posting )

dlex21: see as list long and its Just 2 enugu corpers...nawa o!!!

n m d only 1 going to adamawa so far

Rawdeal: Abba time to fill in the gap. Its EDO state for me. Not too bad. Not good either

congratz dear. Plz don't cry!
Ibro!!!
Ova here quickly!

SBabaJ: Princess, Ain't You A Darling?

if I am, den so r u!

IbroSaunks: Princessmia, nice one! Come to Akwa-Ibom for your complimentary lollipop as gift okay?

Dare, it is well, I believe Katsina would be more interesting than Oyo. Besides, not to make Oyo corpers feel bad, but i've heard that their camp is Le Worst! :x

lollipop?!
Thanks, but I have received enof gifts from d house already.
From countless friends n buddies to GC's weekly FFF

Newbie101: You have royal blood flowing in your veins. (and arteries ) truly.

ichidodo: AUTHENTIC!

wolebs0007: great job.