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Abbasufi: RIDWAN AM SAWIN U, + D TWO PEES; MY PSOTO AND PRINCESS

Abbasufi: THEN U R GOOD TO GO!

psoto: Jesus is Lord!!! Where ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ I supposed τ̅☺ start from? Page 108? Are U̶̲̥̅̊ guys kidding me? Just between ystd night n this morning Surely, Jesus is coming soon!!!

banttieman: Here is my riddle. Get it right, I owe you 200naira worth of airtime.

BANTTIE RIDDLE
A father and son were driving in a car and were involved in an accident. The father died instantly and the son was rushed to the hospital for treatment. In the theatre, the Surgeon said, " I CAN'T OPERATE ON THIS BOY, HE IS MY SON "

How could this be? Explain the surgery scenario, you have just A chance.

Note: If you can't reason well, just don't try. You might damage your I.C

banttieman: October 26

Abbasufi: YOU HAVE TO DO CLEARANCE.BUY CLEARANCE FORM THEN CLEAR WITH YOUR DEPT,FACULTY,LIBRARY,SPORTS,CLINIC,HOSTEL.ITS WRITTEN WHICH PLACES HAV TO CLEAR YOU, AFTER THAT YOU NEED IT TO COLLECT YOUR STATEMENT OF RESULT WHICH YOU WILL USE IN CAMP.SO U HAV NOT COLLECTED YOURS?

psoto: The first P, how far naa? I'm here now. Was busy earlier on.

Gods-child:
The House has not seen Firstlady PSOTO today...Hope no problem sha...

Abbasufi: WHATS HAPPNIN PPL

Abbasufi: MY PPPPL GOOOD MONIN

Gods-child:
...So, at this juncture...To celebrate our second 100th page...I GODS-CHILD OLUWACSO hereby give up the game of GENDER EQUALITY/INEQUALITY....The Ladies win!...I think I've exhausted all the vocabularies I know of, cliched...But they kept coming & coming with more...PSOTO & PRINCESS, I give you a STANDING OVATION!!

...I apologize if I have unintentionally said anything demeaning to anybody in our impromptu contest...You are our Sisters, Mothers, Wives and everything...We can't do without you...If not for your presence here, the boredom won't be quantifiable...

...As usual, I await my punishment...If need be...Our argument lasted approximately 2 hours, I'm ready to banish myself from this House for 20 pages...

...But my apology remains incomplete if I fail to include this;.....I LOVE YOU!

psoto: I knew you were going τ̅☺ make us proud!

fadinus: Suka maka?

Dahrach: princessmia has said it all..lets d guyz step back while we guide dem..9ice 1...behind every successful man there is alwaxs a woman nd behind every successful woman is herself..

Dahrach: i agree wit fadinus..we dey wait 4 season two ni..Good evening House..shout out to all d ladies in d house..WOMEN EMPOWERMENT!!!

fadinus: We dey wait for season two ni

Gods-child:
...So the girls belong to Girl Guides...

Gods-child:
...And there will always be a Boys' Brigade...

Gods-child:
...And there will always be a Boys' Brigade...

Gods-child:
...And Laugh is a country in which of the continents...

Gods-child:
...Oh!...Anger-Proof as opposed to what...I'm not acting...Last time I checked, PSOTO was the one with a dramatic effect...

Gods-child:
...You can do better than that...Thunder is always preceded by lightning...

Gods-child:
Oh I see!...And who has the worst laff...

Gods-child:
Ride on??...Camel or Donkey...Now I see why you want that number so bad...

psoto: Permission ke, see PRINCESS asking for permission, abeg ride on!

psoto: PRINCESS, that is not thunderous enough!

Gods-child:
...Please, laff in argentine...You're multilingual nah...

Gods-child:
...I think she's still looking for that number...

fadinus: Yes keh! i nor wan involve õ bros