dlex21:
Ok nah...go and buy brazillian or peruvian hair nah!!!

IbroSaunks: There shouldn't be any heated argument about the north here. Yes people die in many ways, some less pleasant than others. But it doesn't mean we should risk our lives. Also, unlike most people, I refuse to believe the whole north is unsafe. People live there, they are still alive. But if someone doesn't want to go to the north because of security, I see no reason why he/she should be castigated.

IbroSaunks:
So pyguru is sexist? Na wa oh!

IbroSaunks: I'm feeling very "Justin Bieber-ish" today guys, lemme sing...*justin bieber voice* "As long as you lo lo lo lo lo lo love lo lo lo lo lo lo love lo lo lo lo lo lo love ME!" ...whoops, a few birds are enjoying my voice here

#ears closed#

CY09:
I think she got banned cos she is posting with a diff name.

Akay is dat thru?
Maybe coz d name sounded masculine.

darefestus:
I've been to a good number of states, thank you.
I havent been to the North and from the way you guys are sounding..i dont want to go there either. Just because i said i didnt want to go there some of you are already launching missiles..Living amongst them has certainly rubbed off on you.
There you go again.
What staying in the North can do to the wrong ones

CY09: Over-Religiosity, that's my problem with Nigerians.

IbroSaunks:
No princess, I'm only trying to prepare your mind, anything fit happen na

ur ryt. No problemo

IbroSaunks:
Doesn't mean you can't try something different, unconventional

u too?!

darefestus:
lol...But seriously dlex, i wasnt trying to paint the north 'dark' as you said..Granted it is not the most secure state(nowhere is secure in Nigeria) but my initial post about the north was referring to their way of life, i just dont feel comfortable among Northerners...So, I'd prefer serving anywhere else except the North. Kaji ko?

I think I get his point. Just as I won't b comfortable in d south. Coz of their way of life is almost opposite with ours.
I'm not a fan of big changes. .
So I get it.
N d experience we have of the other part are stories n fables.
Don't blame each other.
Don't get high on this thread either.

Abbasufi:


EYYYA DONT WORRY GRANNY I WILL BE WIT U ALL THRU!

darefestus: I never said i wont report to camp, i just wouldnt stay there beyond the orientation camp as i'd pull all the strings in the world to get me outta there.
Yes people die anyhow, anywhere and anytime, but there's an 'awareness' of the fact that you could be up in flames anytime in the north..And that takes away the 'little' sense of security one can have regarding one's life.
Lest i forget, Mtcheeeeeeew!

dlex21:
And who sayz gals can't cut theirs?? #Africanqueentinz

u n who?!
no!
I want it to grow longer, not d other way round!

dlex21:
Bros, is it only bomb-blasts that kill pple?? Anyone can die anywia @ anytym...its not until u go 2 d north b4 u die!!! If u r posted 2 d north, if u like, no go camp because u no wan die...mtcheeew

hahahhahahahahahaha!
But ur ryt sha (without d hissing)
I don't know y ppl r scared of dying.
I tell my Mum always dat she should stop worrying bout me in dangerous situations.
Yea, I get scared, but I'm not scared of dying.
I'll b going to meet my Creator.
N I have done nothing to be scared or ashamed of.
Letz just pray we go to Him with enough good deeds. Datz all.

Abbasufi:

non OF D ABOVE.
LOVE COUNSELLOR NAWA FOR U PRINCESS, ME SEF WEY DNT KNW ANYTIN IN DAT TIN TOO

r u seroius?
Don't worry, I'm a good teacher good at counselling too

Abbasufi:


ACTUALLY DURING OUR BATCH B DAYS THREAD I WAS CALLED DETECTIVE ABBASUFI, GC ND MYPSOTO DO U RMEMBA? EVEN CY SEF RYT?

so If I hav a detecting job, ur d guy to call?
No p!

IbroSaunks:
Akay, were you banned?

no girl getz banned. Told u now.

IbroSaunks:
Wait till you get Abia or Ebonyi state!

IbroSaunks:
All that?!! Me I just cut mine

datz y ur a guy!

dlex21:
Yea...camp first irrespective of wherever u are posted 2

dlex21:
More like solving love problems or detectin cheatin boyfrnds/galfrnds

Rawdeal:

A friend of mine ws posted to Maiduguri or Kaduna (nt too sure anymore) and they were sent to nassarawa for camp. He's working in Abj now

UcLloyd:

No place in the north is safe apart from Abuja...and sides, b4 u can redeploy, u gatz do the 3weeks camp in one of the northern states...and that's where my fear lies...Why are men wicked, u didn't jus chop my money, his ruined my service year...Oh Christ

darefestus:
yes, dreads! What about it?

dlex21: See full ouz dis morning...as per call-up week!!! I greet una o!!! May we all be posted 2 our place of choice by God's grace...can I get a big Amen??

Rawdeal:

Guy calm down. What's the worst that could happen? They post u to a horrid state and you redeploy or go to camp in Nassarawa or Abuja. You need to take it easy and know thay no matter how hard it seems at first, you'll get thru.

dlex21:
Don't mind him jawee...his only job here is
 2 detect...probably servin in the police academy as a detective would be the nicest fing ever for him...

hahahahaha!
I dnt think abba will lyk bin a police (detectivee or not)

Maybe a love guru or marriage counsellor!

CY09: Beautiful morning to everyone.

morning to u! Tanx for d prayers.

Ligxy: You is my favourite sis. How was your 9t dear? Hope you're fully prepared for camp.

tanx luv. My nyt was gud.
But I'm not yet prepared for d call-up.
I'm nt ready to know where I'll b posted.
I didnt really runz it lyk I was supposed to.
But hopefully, I want to b posted to d north.

darefestus: @Mz nAirA
Was speaking with someone about the North this morning and the thought of serving there just filtered through my mind, i must admit it was cringeworthy. I think i'm going to cry if i'm posted there.. But as always: Expect the worst and hope for the best.
On the hairstyle, why dont you try Dreadlocks..Me like it when a lady wears dread.

dreads?!
Seriously?!

Abbasufi:


HMM HMM DETECTING SOMTIN

abba! U lyk detecting things!
Hahahahahahahaha!

Plz leave dem let dem enjoy jare.
#tweeting tinz#
Hahahahahhafaahahahafafafahaha!
#laughing in portugese!#

Mz nAirA: Thank God d match is ova. So hate football things. Ok rite now am kinda exicted nd anxious nd curious nd nervous nd freaked out ... (endless list) I'm going to schl tmr nd a tot just creeped into my mind "what if u r posted to the north" :- . All d same sha I cnt wait but am so underprepared no choice of hairstyle yet, ve written my list since last mth nd ve nt bought ny one at all, even my ppa sef cuz I dnt want to teach @ all. Ladies pls I need help on d hairstyle

I'm not making my hair. I just comb it all thru camp weeks.
I don't know wat choice u need: dyu want help in d choice of braid? Or in d choice of fixing/attachment (that 1 is not my area).
If u want to plait, I'll advice u retouch ur hair today, steam it next week monday n plait a not-too-tiny hairstlye. (Do this on monday). Tuesday, ur ready for camp.
D hairstyle should take u for 2weeks. If u have a friend in camp dat'll loosen n replait for u, GOOD,
If not, just comb thru for 1week, since it won't break (coz of d retouching n steaming).

I hope you'll get more choice to choose from!