₦airaland Forum

Goldieluks: None.

. Bt y?

olumaxi: u 4got to add sagna..lwkmd

hahaha

larrymoore: @op next time pls pick ur sampled people on whom your readers would ve some feeling of psychological n geographical proximity on. If u noticed some of d post changed ur selected ppl to somebody they've had interaction with eg 190, myn, dmcdad, yourself and many others. Some of us refuse to allow media imperialism into our system. It is a good thead, good concept by u.

well noted

190-the-clown:
^^
190 nkor

uhmmmmm! U shud be on d opposite list,Ï guess

olumaxi: ladies cal me awesom,i gues i shld b on dat list

. Oh my gosh! Ï guess u shud be on d same list wit Gordons,Gervinho,and OBJ. Lolz

SniperInADiaper: I lied. I pick Mynd

. Hahaha! Shey Mynd follow for promo?

dmcdad: More awesome in what perspective

well my use of d term awesome here refers to awe.great,astonishing,excitement...nt d negative use of it being weird or lame

ogugua88: Roger Federer.

David Beckham takes a close second. Cristiano Ronaldo, who would have been my first if this was 2006, is a very distant last.

are u 4real?

Unique uniport. A and B : akara and bread. Peelout : get out. Washy. : wen 1 is jst flattering anoda. Nas. :non academic student. Move toxic/stuff : wen u're talking off
and on points respectively
S.T.D.B : sleep till day break

If u've an opportunity to pick yr dream guy amongst d following gorgeous personalities-- David Beckham,Cristiano Ronaldo & Roger Federer. Whom will u pick? Pls ladies bring it on! Guys:whom do u think is more awesome?

With these examples,other nairalanders will get used to it

Game is the next word to begin with

Game is the next to begin with

This game is called "d last man standing". To play,u will form a sentence,starting yr sentence with d last word from d previous sentence. E.g ' Ï am d last man standing'.Standing in this game ... GAME is d next word to start yr sentence

Prodigee: Both re hilariously funny. Mr Ibu is a natural, while Mr Bean is more of a visual comedian. Btw...hw abt Mr Spencer?!

also great

oteri89: Pls I will like to knw what is the cheapest accommodation off campus nd how will we hv to pay for school hostel

. For a 1-room self contain,u wil get it for 70k. For jst a room,u wil 50k.

Usually,hostel accommodation is provided 4a gud numba of year 1. If u're nt provided wit hostel space,u c̶̲̅a̶̲̥̅̊п̥̥̲̣̥ secure a comfortable hse outsyd d campus 4 around 60 - 180

grandlexuz: Mr Bean is worth more than 100 million Pounds. That makes him richer than all of Nollywood actors combine..lol Ibu is funnier to the Nigerian public while Mr Bean is funnier to the British public. Out of stage Mr Bean is a good looking, fit guy, while out of stage Mr Ibu is an obese ugly looking fellow.

. Nice analysis,bt Ï stil think mr Bean jst nicks dis 1

Comedy is a big buz.Life is șo much funny 6or u to take too serious.Keep smilling! Mr Bean doesn't need to utter words bt gets u laughing,Mr Ibu on the otherhand is a typical funny individual and a Nigerian;our very own. Pick yr funniest xter:Mr BEAN or Mr IBU?

sats: thanks for the info but i no laugh o

. Guy we undastnd na,tins critical. Guys are nt smiling again o

anodebe: An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

. Lolzzzzz

If u have a window of opportunity to ask God a mind boggling question,what will it be? Rest assured,it isn't bad to question God...just ONE question and why.

[color=#770077][/color]My pleasure

It will be șo unfair on our part if we allow our young ones to pass through the same mistake.95% of You don' ‎​†☀ know this already,Ï only got to know the truth recently.Șo don' ‎​†☀ LIE! Did u remember ever reciting the following RYHMES? " Sandalili sandalili ..." Aha! Well,it is nt sandalili sandalili bt STANDARD lIVING,standard living. Also it is nt "jangolova epo motor" bt JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. Uhm! Ï guess u're wondering nw,h̶̲̥̅̊
ϖ u managed to miss these. Add yours below:

It will be șo unfair on our part if we allow our young ones to pass through the same mistake.95% of You don' ‎​†☀ know this already,Ï only got to know the truth recently.Șo don' ‎​†☀ LIE! Did u remember ever reciting the following RYHMES? " Sandalili sandalili ..." Aha! Well,it is nt sandalili sandalili bt STANDARD lIVING,standard living. Also it is nt "jangolova epo motor" bt JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. Uhm! Ï guess u're wondering nw,h̶̲̥̅̊
ϖ u managed to miss these. Add yours below:

It will be șo unfair on our part if we allow our young ones to pass through the same mistake.95% of You don' ‎​†☀ know this already,Ï only got to know the truth recently.Șo don' ‎​†☀ LIE! Did u remember ever reciting the following RYHMES? " Sandalili sandalili ..." Aha! Well,it is nt sandalili sandalili bt STANDARD lIVING,standard living. Also it is nt "jangolova epo motor" bt JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. Uhm! Ï guess u're wondering nw,h̶̲̥̅̊
ϖ u managed to miss these. Add yours below:

PretiEbony: I tink your teeth are so dirty

. Lwkmd4ho!

RexioKlasik: Its a fact ooo....strange piple jx accost me on d way sayin dey kno me either on fbk or 2go...

its kinda embarassing,u kw

dvdon: Hw come I can't laff even as am trying

young man,Ï sympathize wit u ooo. Conditions hard sote ppl face don hard lyk granite.

binmacc: you should be given 21 lashes of the cane for posting this rubbish....

. Then u shud be given twice d amount. U wana kw y?

Pls tell them ooo

A young lady was driving one day. While in traffic,s̶̲̥̅̊
ƕĕ caught sight of a man-a begger.The following conversation ensued; lady : mr man,don' ‎​†☀ Ï know u? Yr face looks farmiliar. Begger : oh yes ma,we're friends on 2go and facebook.