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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Bobrisky’s New Gateman, Titus by proffAlhamaja(m): 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2017
What our business with your private life??

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Programming / Re: Whatsapp Group For C++ Beginners by proffAlhamaja(m): 8:51pm On Nov 29, 2017
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Business / Re: Naira Appreciates At The Interbank Market by proffAlhamaja(m): 7:34am On Sep 20, 2016
Do u think at all...
Make $ our official currency
... undecided
DonaldGenes:
But why is Nigerian so much crazy about Foreign Currency at the expense of her Local Naira? Must we continue to live like this?

Why can't we make $ the official currency if these people can't live without $
Anyway sha, let me go office make I no vex for all these Bureau de change people
Celebrities / Re: AfroCandy's Friend, Fyne Papi Is Dead by proffAlhamaja(m): 7:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
Good na
danbrowndmf:
direct entry to hell fire,no post utme
Politics / Re: Prince Odi Okojie Receives 400 Decampees In Edo (Photos) by proffAlhamaja(m): 1:18pm On Sep 16, 2016
I get the point ...don't worry maybe if he wins he might have name...
ojun50:
Mercy Johnson's Husband
Career / Re: 8 Things The Most Successful People Do Every Night by proffAlhamaja(m): 7:31am On Sep 15, 2016
What do u mean Naira landers are useless and unsuccessful for that manage the 20yr ban.. grin angry
victorazy:

What's is he doing in NL grin

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Career / Re: 8 Things The Most Successful People Do Every Night by proffAlhamaja(m): 7:27am On Sep 15, 2016
Aboki what is d difference btw an hustlers and a successful person chai
Ur life is on live wire
[color=#990000][/color] grin
Turks:
I need a list if what legit hustlers do every night
Travel / Re: Okada Man Carrying 7 Children (Photo) by proffAlhamaja(m): 9:30pm On Sep 14, 2016
Tell her
Marlboro1:


That's all you can see? What an eediot. You are not concerned about those unfortunate kids? And you are supposed to be a lady.
Celebrities / Re: Prince Odi Okojie Pays N325,000 Bill For A Man Who's Been In Hospital For Months by proffAlhamaja(m): 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2016
I thought if ur right hand do something the other is not supposed to know undecided
herzern:

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Apprehends Man Carrying Methamphetamine Worth N31m At Lagos Airport by proffAlhamaja(m): 8:33am On Sep 14, 2016
Him no rogha d right person grin
Islie:

How My Friend Tricked Me Into Trafficking Drug — Suspect





http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/210356-friend-tricked-trafficking-drug-suspect.html

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Crime / Re: JSS 2 Student Commits Suicide In Makurdi, Benue State Over Boyfriend by proffAlhamaja(m): 8:29am On Sep 14, 2016
At a tender age...it is people like this boko haram need #sexslaves and and the other
SmellingAnus:
the Love for Dicck at that tender age has lead to her death... May her soul rest in....
Autos / Re: Bida Man And His Wooden Car At Expo 2016 In Abuja (photo by proffAlhamaja(m): 8:04pm On Sep 13, 2016
Before u condem d guy first appreciate d effort #Bad9jerians
Dshocker:
[size=20pt]Instantaneous death,because it has zero safety[/size]

Most car manufacturers now find carbon fibre safer than metal...But a man from Bida in Niger state moves around with his life in his hands.

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Agriculture / Re: Construction Of Rice Polishing Factory In Kebbi State Kicks Off (Photos) by proffAlhamaja(m): 6:11pm On Sep 13, 2016
So this what you use or lifetime to cookup abi ...u life is on berger road grin
MACMOUNTAIN:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

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Agriculture / Re: Construction Of Rice Polishing Factory In Kebbi State Kicks Off (Photos) by proffAlhamaja(m): 6:08pm On Sep 13, 2016
What is the difference between u and an illiterate[color=#990000][/color] cry
magmack:
Buhari, using scarce Nigerian money for his private establishment like Obasanjo farms Nigeria n bells university.
Hypocritical thieves.

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Health / Re: Men Should Not Eat Okro Because Of This by proffAlhamaja(m): 6:04pm On Sep 13, 2016
Which one again is fake okro na undecided[color=#990000][/color]
Sinbad2007:
China and fake Okro is like 5&6
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's Daughter, Meraiah Graduates From Secondary School (photo) by proffAlhamaja(m): 9:05pm On Jul 12, 2015
how her pikin grad. concern us for nairaland we won use am collect money from lapo ni
lalasticlala:
Congratulations to OmoT and daughter...


https://instagram.com/p/5CyySbG0K_/

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Politics / Re: In Response To "Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power" by proffAlhamaja(m): 5:36pm On Jul 12, 2015
Hmm Na you increase am sad[color=#550000][/color]
bosedekemi:
Terrorism increased embarassed

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