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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 8:44pm On Dec 25, 2013
Tchidi is not forgotten. All those for whom I deliberately excused myself from this thread, you also are remembered.

Blaze! Okan soso araba ti mmi igbo kijikiji! Keep being neutral but controversial at times!

Merry Christmas, my Jesutofunmi and all!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 9:38pm On Nov 18, 2013
tchidi, I always admire the way you talk. You're such a lady with impressive decorum! How I wish to see you in person.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 10:24pm On Nov 15, 2013
Hey! didicold...nwanne mmadu! Ekene dili chukwu maka olu ebube ya!

May God further bake you the best cake.


For others yet to get something meaningful doing, I pray that the spiritual cloak of the Holy Spirit for unconditional favour and coast expansion be a permanent skin on you.

Good night, my gregariously ebullient chumes!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 5:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
Ms_Steph, your role as a good moderator has enjoyed longevity, and attracted much prestige. Wouldn't you rather maintain a good name? You're a good lady. Don't let anyone be man enough to make your hackles to rise, for I know that you possess the rarest emotional intelligence. Disabuse the minds of the defaulters with the wisdom you're known for! After all, what are cockroaches in the presence of a cock.... Meanwhile, it would do us good if you review the policy of this thread to accommodate 'lean' flexibility.
Thank you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 5:27pm On Nov 13, 2013
Ms_Steph: thank God u said madam........... if it was wen dis thread was taken seriously i wont post such since we want to post anytin here i decided to help u guys spoil d thread. sabi sum1 said i shld allow 'active' members to advertise

Ms_Steph and Omenpetrol, accept my humble, prudent injunction that such banter you've initiated should not culminate in an intractably protracted, pernicious acrimony capable of defying the camaraderie that cements our fraternal consanguinity here.

In restrospect, I can still recollect that it was a particular infomercial I posted here in good faith that attracted and instigated all these...first by Ms_Steph...and when tchidi tried to defend me, our madam felt that planet "Abuja Jobs on Nairaland" was prone to invasion by a UFO, hence faced the imminent destruction of its long-defended policy.

I share your grief Ms_Steph, but you shouldn't join the bandwagon; you may have no sound justification for wanting to pull down your own house....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 5:08pm On Nov 05, 2013
Good afternoon, Ms_Steph, didicold, blaze, jesutofunmi, and specialist, including others who are enviable icons of scholarstic ingenuity with the milk of human kindness.

Please, help me spread the word at your area:

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The academy as well, runs online training sessions for distant trainees who can't make it to Abuja or Nigeria.

Contact 08034373942 or walk down to the office to be furnished with more details.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 5:44pm On Oct 30, 2013
AGGRESSIVE OND MARKETERS
are wanted at JENGBENS GLOBAL, a training centre for professional examinations--IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, SAT, PSAT, and the likes.

Submit your CV + credentials in person at the firm's Head Office:

PLOT 80, JHN BUILDING, WUSE II, OPPOSITE SHARIF PLAZA, OR ADJACENT BANNEX PLAZA, ABUJA.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 5:07pm On Oct 30, 2013
AGGRESSIVE OND MARKETERS
are wanted at JENGBENS GLOBAL, a training centre for professional examinations--IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, SAT, PSAT, and the likes.

Submit your CV + credentials in person at the firm's Head Office:

PLOT 80, JHN BUILDING, WUSE II, OPPOSITE SHARIF PLAZA, OR ADJACENT BANNEX PLAZA, ABUJA.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 4:55pm On Oct 30, 2013
News is on air that First Bank graduate trainee recruiters, Work Force, has started inviting those who did well in the 26th June, 2013 test for a second stage assessment.

Has anyone received any test message to this effect?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Graduate Trainee 2013! Workforce Invitation For Aptitude Test.... by ProfUBA1(m): 4:35pm On Oct 30, 2013
kbirma: Got d msg Too. Mine is in abj

Please, has anyone at Ibadan gotten a second level invitation? Besides, how do we check our scores to know whether we beat the cut-off point?

Meanwhile, what's the fate of those who performed below expectation; will they be equally sent text messages to calm their agitated nerves?

Someone should please respond.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Transmission company of Nigeria (TCN). by ProfUBA1(m): 9:00am On Oct 27, 2013
[quote author=filcast][/quote]

@Filcast, I agree that an engineer should have good communication included in his work paraphenalia, but this does not call for too much impeccability in English grammar usage as found among linguists. In fact, while on the job, engineers are advised to employ engineering terms rendered in phrases, as such a profession demands a high level of technical know-how and less speech--except during training sessions and the likes. Besides, in some locations, engineers are advised to communicate in their shared native language as certain actions/activities are better expressed and aptly captured by our indigenous language.
Even sometimes, people speak better than they write.

Are you with me?

Your own 'grammer' and 'where' were wrongly written...grammar... were. Whereas there is no such word as 'grammer' in the English Lexicon, 'where' is an adverb of place wrongly placed in the position of 'were' which is a plural past tense verb.

Learn more...08034373942

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unadvertised Vacancies by ProfUBA1(m): 3:24pm On Oct 09, 2013
I hold a B.A in Communication and Language Arts (2:1) from the University of Ibadan; a Diploma in Online Journalism from same institution. I'm at the moment a part-time lecturer of English grammar, phonetics and phonology in a college of education. It's not favourable to me here as I have been plagued with deadly bouts of persecution.

I live in Abuja and I'm now looking for an alternative. Would you be kind to help a fellow?

ubachris16@yahoo.co.uk; 08034373942
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unadvertised Vacancies by ProfUBA1(m): 3:06pm On Oct 09, 2013
tinnymerit: Please am i am also in need of job,presently i reside in ibadan but if theres need to migrate i will not hesitate to do so.
I studied Computer Information System(CIS),I have Bsc,CCNA,CCNP and 2G,2.5G,3G,3.5G,4G,wimax,CDMASS7 etc certificates and layman knowledge on LINUX,MCITP.I am ready to work even if it is for free.Thanks.

My bros, na so we kontri kom bad rish... See ur kwolifikations naah...yet no job.... Na wah oh. God have mercy. The world is now a place for some fortunate fellows or for some selected few; help that we become a member and help expand the boundary of its membership.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 5:56pm On Oct 08, 2013
Company Truck Driver Wanted!

An experienced truck driver is urgently needed with a minimum qualification of SSCE + 5 years experience. BSC/HND will be an added advantage.

Interested applicants should submit CV on or before 15th November, 2013

@

COMPOVINE TECHNOLOGIES LTD, suite D1 Abuja shopping mall, beside Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Wuse, Zone 3, Abuja.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 8:31am On Sep 24, 2013
APOLOGY

I sincerely apologize to KingsleyEze for failing in my attempt to link him up with a teaching job at Dutse. Also inclusive are all those who had placed an unwavering hope on this now still-born promise.

I was unable to fulfil it because of the school's demand; that applicants have to spend at least 1 year (over a petty package). Thus, considering the calibre of persons we are, I couldn't but just ignore it.
I, too, is befuddled and now ladened with the need to get going, hence calling on the attention of kind-hearted comrades in the club to help post any job within Dutse axis which one can temporarily engage oneself in before the main business begins.

Meanwhile, I have my skills in writing, editing, system repairs, public speaking, private teaching assistance, laundry services, academic project writing assistance and quality material sourcing from series of renowned online journal database, and many more. However, it's not full-blown because of certain fundamentally rudimentary factors. HELP!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 7:52am On Sep 24, 2013
Good morning, my friends in great fortune.

We bless God's name for our 7-day period of massive turn-around for the best has begun!

You don't undestand? Just have faith and claim your inheritance:
I have sinned; God, have mercy on me. Cause not my sins to withold your promises for my life these 7 days. I now make up my mind to limit my conscious sins. Help me in Jesus' name.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 8:16am On Sep 23, 2013
Good morning, house.

This is the 23rd day of September. Bow your head, let's pray for God's blessings.

By the living power of the Almighty God who lives forever, we've been made to witness the end of the third week of this month. This means He has a purpose for making us stay alive, else, we would have been forgotten projects. Therefore, because He is a promise-fulfilling God, I decree that this seven days remaining in this months shall bring you bountiful blessings.
You shall search no more!
He shall favour you in the eyes of your detractors!
The best job of God's choice for you shall not pass you by these 7 days!
Whatever good thing had been yours, but was taken away from you through whichever means, you shall recover them.
May God bring about a speedy spiritual paradigm shift in the way most of our leaders treat us. May their heart of stone be replaced with a heart of flesh; a heart of responsibility and responsiness.
Now, step into your defined world of plenty and Godly living in Jesus' name.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 8:14am On Sep 23, 2013
Good morning, house.

This is the 23rd day of September. Bow your head, let's pray for God's blessings.

By the living power of the Almighty God who lives forever, we've been made to witness the end of the third week of this month. This means He has a purpose for making us stay alive, else, we would have been forgotten projects. Therefore, because He is a promise-fulfilling God, I decree that this seven days remaining in this months shall bring you bountiful blessings.
You shall search no more!
He shall favour you in the eyes of your detractors!
The best job of God's choice for you shall not pass you by these 7 days!
Whatever good thing had been yours, but was taken away from you through whichever means, you shall recover them.
May God bring about a speedy spiritual paradigm shift in the way most of our leaders treat us. May their heart of stone be replaced with a heart of flesh; a heart of responsibility and responsiness.
Now, step into your defined world of plenty and Godly living in Jesus' name.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N C C by ProfUBA1(m): 7:00am On Sep 19, 2013
Abbasufi:


THAT'S THE REASON WHY I HAVE NOT SEND MINE YET. HOW ABOUT RECHARGE CARD, JUST A SUGGESTION THOUGH

That might be difficult 4 him to convert.
Meanwhile, I also am in the trade; that's why i am just presenting a very feasible way that your CV could get to NCC unobstructed. If you want to submit your CV to NCC through me, use the details below:
ubachris16@yahoo.co.uk
INDICATE UR NAIRALAND PROFILE'S NAME.
Then, send any token to my GTBank account: 0052900911 EKENNIA COLLINS UBA (This Is Not Compulsory; It's Optional, BUT it guarantees the submission of ur CV). The name on my bank alert will be juxtaposed with that found on ur CV.

Thanks.

Call me to confirm: 08034373942
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N C C by ProfUBA1(m): 7:58am On Sep 17, 2013
DV4REAL,

No vex say people wey dey send u cv no even consider d moni wey u go take print out the hard copies.

Ehmm... pls, our brosses wey dey far away, try send even small token to the account number wey dv4real go 'perhaps' post. U knw wot i mean now? Na 4 ur safety o! U go dey rest assured say no constraint go hold ur cv from getting to ncc. You grab me?

See am now... If na u wey don receive plenty cvs 4 printing more dan ur pocket kud carry, wot wud u do?
Don't get mad; I'm just suggesting... use ur mind.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 9:54am On Sep 14, 2013
Sheanoel: pls i beg any1 here dt has a gud hrt. im almost 19 yrs stays close 2 maitama. i nid a part time job or any job dt wuld nt take me mre dan 5pm. pls i beg u'all. 10ks 4 ya help
Send your mobile number to me--08034373942. It isn't a surety that you'd earn a job right away, but a move towards that. I'm always on the Nigerian market. I'll get to you whenever I find a suitable one.
Meanwhile, what's the highest qualification you possess?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2013
vera.b:
yep.i pray i am dose dy wil cal 4 interview
I pray for us.
Have you gotten something doing at least?
Do well to notify me whenever you get any hint regarding this First Bank of a thing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 1:28pm On Sep 07, 2013
vera.b:
are u sure

Vera,
My brother who works at Wuse Zone 3, while coming back from work overheard a guy on phone saying it'll be roleased. That's Y I said 'unreliable source'. However, u knw info flies.
Are you in Abuja?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 7:51pm On Sep 05, 2013
I got wind of some information from an unreliable source that FBN test of June 26th 2013 will have its result released this week or next. Has anyone got corresponding info to this effect?
I still remain a humble Prof. chewing books daily while counting days.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 12:47pm On Aug 26, 2013
oggy89: @Full house. pls any news abt d firstbank test we wrote on sat? i heard d interview will be soon. any update on that?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 12:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
oggy89: @Full house. pls any news abt d firstbank test we wrote on sat? i heard d interview will be soon. any update on that?

Oggy89, did you mean the FBN text via WFM Centre held on 26th June, 2013?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test (june 26th) For FIRSTBANK Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013...help by ProfUBA1(m): 9:26am On Aug 25, 2013
Ms Jay23: Hey nairalanders, abeg who has heard 4rm first bank on d test results of 26th june 2013.
I'm as well anxious to get the result. Hasn't FBN released the result? Please, does the house have any vital info regarding this --1ST BANK JUNE 2013 APTITUDE TEXT RESULT?

Contact me: 08034373942
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 10:50am On Aug 24, 2013
Specialist900: a white shirt but I'm chilling outside now.

SPECIALIST, I'm close to Wuse. Could you please give me the details of this ongoing job, company and location?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 10:42am On Aug 24, 2013
Specialist900: I dey inside now on. Where r my pple at?

Abeg, house, wia diz job parole dey happen?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProfUBA1(m): 10:35am On Aug 24, 2013
Kingsley.Eze:
Pls house I need a job badly and urgently.
I reside in Abuja, Asokoro, just finished NYSC last month, a graduate of Maths/Econs, 2.2.
While I hunt for my dream job, pls I need something I would be doing to keep myself busy. Thanks@all

I live at Dutse. Have gotten a little thing doing for the time being. Would you love to teach?
CONTACT:
Mobile: 08034373942
Facebook: kolinco uba

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Religion / Re: My Experience In Heaven *Sarcasm* by ProfUBA1(m): 2:22pm On Aug 11, 2013
Most of the sacred things in heaven, according to the Bible, are 'indescribably beautiful and beyond human comprehension'. By this token, I believe that sometimes God makes use of items one is familiar with (based on one's state of mind and faith governed by grace) to explain certain delicate matters. Note that it's meant for that person's consumption, including other network of people that share in that reality.
What I mean in essence is that human beings (God's children) are divided into platoons based on their peculiarities. God sees the difference clearly, and so speaks to each accordingly. That's why some spiritual exercises work for certain people, while another form works for others.
Above all, all is done to an end-- to call people to repentance for the Kingdom of God.

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