₦airaland Forum

mazimee:
This is actually my business

mazimee:
So because man cheated on his wife , the wife and children should go on a fucking spree and shouldn't be called to order? Where do you guys come from

9jatriot:
If you are nominated by a Nigerian president to the Senate for confirmation to be the head of EFCC, the following steps will help you get a take a bow treatment at the senate flow and subsequently get a confirmation before you walk out of the door of the hallowed chambers.

1. Be nominated by an alleged high profile corrupt politician as in the case of waziri nominated by Ibori

2. Steal like the politicians you are trying to investigate especially recovered funds so that the senate can have a bargaining chip with you to keep you in line when ever you are tempted to cross the line. Refer to Lamorde the former EFCC boss who is alleged to have diverter over 2T naira and is at large now.

3. Pursue only yahoo boys who have no political back bone nor party and leave the big fish who steal in local and international currencies. refer to Waziri.

4. Allow governors steal by looking the other way and stop tracing bail out funds, paris club funds, national assembly funds because these governors will simply direct their senators to say "nay" on the senate floor.

5. Learn to accept bribe once in a while and stop trying to follow cases to their logical conclusions. That way, politicians are sure that by pressing the right button, after all the initial noise the cases will die down but a system where you pursue all cases with vigour is certainly not going to get

6. Most importantly stop discovering moneys in bunkers and abandoned houses at a rate that seem to suggest that you are coming close to the houses of the senators, do you want to give them heart attack before their time not knowing if the next house will be theirs?

If you wish to be get confirmed by the "Nigerian senate" and work happily, then you have to observed those simple rules. However, do not try this in Singapore, China, North Korea and other very strict places, these steps will send you to the hang mans rope instead in those countries. They are only very effective in Nigeria.

exlinads:
[s]Former GEJ's presidential aide Reno Omokri can't just stop letting Nigerians know his mind in the situation of thing in the country even when his thoughts is clearly not needed. He finds a way to critic everything going on in the incumbent APC government while forgetting that his principal is the main reason why Nigeria is were it is today. No wonder BBC described him as a high profile broadcaster.

He shared another interesting piece on his Facebook few minutes ago regarding the one going sexual scandal involving Omega Fire Ministries G.O, apostle Suleman and Stephanie Otobo as well as the involvement of the "cabals" as they call it, using Kaduna State Governor, El Rufai as a case study.

In Omokri's words:

Not that I agree With Omega Fire Ministry's allegation that Nasir El-Rufai is behind Stephanie Otobo, but there are many coincidences and it begs questions. On March 29, 2016, Suleman challenged Elrufai over his Preaching License Bill. On April 3, 2016, Elrufai responded. A man who can pay herdsmen (as he himself admitted) instead of arresting them shouldn't be underestimated.

What is Suleman accused of? Sleeping with Otobo. Okay, El-Rufai tweeted on January 28, 2013 that “if Jesus criticises Jonathan’s government, Maku, Abati or Okupe will say that he slept with Mary Magdalene”. That tweet betrays a mindset. If a man can say this about Jesus, one wonders what will happen to a mere mortal. Also, of all the states in Nigeria, why did the second faceless accuser ask for the protection of the Kaduna state govt. Does Kaduna have a reputation for peace or security?

And why would a govt confirm such a thing to Premium Times? Then consider what President Obasanjo, Elrufai's boss of 8 years, wrote about him in his book 'My Watch Vol 2 “Nasir’s penchant for reputation savaging is almost pathological.” What is happening to Suleman today? Is it not 'reputation savaging'?


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/03/see-reno-omokris-assertion-against.html

cc lalastlala misb3 dominue[/s]

sdindan:
Listen to ursef.

read ur post again and have a sober reflection bro!

DickDastardly:
[s]LET me seize this opportunity to bid our President, Muhammadu Buhari, welcome back from his medical trip to the United Kingdom. I am happy he is back on his feet instead of lying inside a life support machine even dead as earlier rumoured.
Muhammadu Buhari We Christians are taught to forgive our transgressors and pray for our enemies. We are not taught to kill them. Faith is the personal right and affair of all human souls for which we account to the Creator when the time comes.
I believe that anybody who wishes even his enemy dead has killed him because he would do so if given the chance. It is a singular act of foolishness to wish bad things to befall your enemy because he is your enemy today but what of tomorrow when things suddenly turn the other way round? That is the wisdom in Christians being asked to pray for our enemies to repent of their wickedness.
Buhari is not even our enemy! He is our President, duly elected by a majority of Nigeria’s voters in 2015. That some of us might not have supported him is neither here nor there any more.
The majority have spoken, and they must have their way for the constitutionally-prescribed four years. It only remains for us to pray that the President carries out his mandate in a way to unite the nation and rally its peoples behind him to improve the lives of everyone.
Has he done so? Unfortunately, no. Up to the moment he took off to London in January 2017, Buhari was a very divisive leader, whose style woke up many dormant demons both ancient and modern, including the pro-Biafra groups, Niger Delta militancy, the Shiites and armed Fulani herdsmen.
All these added to the ongoing Boko Haram devilry to make Nigeria a boiling cauldron of violence, with the Army and the security forces deployed more massively than at any other time outside the civil war period.
Buhari’s wrong approach to governance ran down an economy already seriously compromised by fallen oil prices and systemic corruption. During his nearly two-month absence, our thesis that Buhari has added to the problems of the country with his faulty mentality was proved beyond reasonable doubt.
His Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, approached his Acting Presidency with the reversed mentality of a peace ambassador. He made a series of whistle-stop trips to the hot spots – the Niger Delta, South East and some parts of the North, calming frayed nerves and sowing seeds of hope.
It was during Buhari’s absence that the anti-Buhari protests took place. Though the Police successfully frightened off an arrowhead of the #IStandWithNigeria protest, Tuface Idibia, it still took place peacefully and successfully. Osinbajo even received the Labour group that conducted their own independent march with a message to Nigerians that the Federal Government had heard their complaints.
Nobody was killed or even arrested. There was no breakdown of law and order because the Federal Government under Osinbajo did not roll out the Army to kill and bury protesters as they did to the Shiites and unarmed pro-Biafra groups. With a calmer and more peaceful polity at his disposal, Osinbajo functioned effectively.
That should be a lesson to Buhari, as he resumes his captaincy of the Nigerian ship of state. If even if you see some people as your enemies, just treat them well and give them a sense of belonging. Some of them might even come to your side. Now that Buhari is back, he has proved beyond doubt that officials of this regime lied shamelessly about the reason for his trip.
The only truth told about his journey to London came from his Spokesman, Femi Adesina, who hinted us that Buhari would see his doctors, which implied he had medical issues. The same Vice President Osinbajo that many people are giving thumbs up for holding the country so well behind Buhari was, unfortunately, one of those liars.
Pastor Osinbajo said Buhari was “hale and hearty”. Information Minister, Lai Mohammed (predictably) lied that Buhari was neither sick nor hospitalised. When Buhari returned he told us the truth: “I have never been so sick in my life”.
Much of the mockery heaped on the President in his hour of need instead of prayers from his countrymen owed to these cocktails of lies which the All Progressives Congress, APC, political movement used to win election and still uses to rule. If we had been told the truth, we would only have criticised the foreign treatment which negates APC campaign promises.
We would also have queried it in the face of the billions of naira allocated to the Presidential clinic last year alone. But many of us would have overlooked all these to sympathise with our President on humanitarian grounds. That would have been far more honourable, but then, who bothers about honour in Nigerian politics so long as selfish ends are met?
Now that it was been established that our President is challenged by serious health issues which compound the usual frailties that come with old age, I think it is better for him and the nation that he takes it easy from now henceforth. He should stop fighting real and imaginary enemies, especially his “5%” Nigerians.
No matter how strong a man is, he cannot fight any section of the Nigerian populace and win. They will always outlast him. Secondly, he should continue to delegate most of the mentally- and physically-challenging presidential tasks, especially to Osinbajo (or Ossy Bobo). He should pay more attention to his health and take as much rest as his doctors direct. Finally, he should ignore the chants of sycophants (like SGF Babachir Lawal) about running again in 2019.
He is not physically fit to run again. In fact, his health has been a burden on Nigerians in the past two years. He should give way to younger leaders to move the nation forward. There is nothing wrong in Buhari “doing a Nelson Mandela”.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/please-no-2019-buhari/[/s]

highrise07:
[s]LET me seize this opportunity to bid our President, Muhammadu Buhari, welcome back from his medical trip to the United Kingdom. I am happy he is back on his feet instead of lying inside a life support machine even dead as earlier rumoured.
Muhammadu Buhari
We Christians are taught to forgive our transgressors and pray for our enemies. We are not taught to kill them. Faith is the personal right and affair of all human souls for which we account to the Creator when the time comes. I believe that anybody who wishes even his enemy dead has killed him because he would do so if given the chance. It is a singular act of foolishness to wish bad things to befall your enemy because he is your enemy today but what of tomorrow when things suddenly turn the other way round? That is the wisdom in Christians being asked to pray for our enemies to repent of their wickedness.
Buhari is not even our enemy! He is our President, duly elected by a majority of Nigeria’s voters in 2015. That some of us might not have supported him is neither here nor there any more. The majority have spoken, and they must have their way for the constitutionally-prescribed four years. It only remains for us to pray that the President carries out his mandate in a way to unite the nation and rally its peoples behind him to improve the lives of everyone.
Has he done so? Unfortunately, no. Up to the moment he took off to London in January 2017, Buhari was a very divisive leader, whose style woke up many dormant demons both ancient and modern, including the pro-Biafra groups, Niger Delta militancy, the Shiites and armed Fulani herdsmen. All these added to the ongoing Boko Haram devilry to make Nigeria a boiling cauldron of violence, with the Army and the security forces deployed more massively than at any other time outside the civil war period. Buhari’s wrong approach to governance ran down an economy already seriously compromised by fallen oil prices and systemic corruption.
During his nearly two-month absence, our thesis that Buhari has added to the problems of the country with his faulty mentality was proved beyond reasonable doubt. His Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, approached his Acting Presidency with the reversed mentality of a peace ambassador. He made a series of whistle-stop trips to the hot spots – the Niger Delta, South East and some parts of the North, calming frayed nerves and sowing seeds of hope.
It was during Buhari’s absence that the anti-Buhari protests took place. Though the Police successfully frightened off an arrowhead of the #IStandWithNigeria protest, Tuface Idibia, it still took place peacefully and successfully. Osinbajo even received the Labour group that conducted their own independent march with a message to Nigerians that the Federal Government had heard their complaints. Nobody was killed or even arrested. There was no breakdown of law and order because the Federal Government under Osinbajo did not roll out the Army to kill and bury protesters as they did to the Shiites and unarmed pro-Biafra groups.
With a calmer and more peaceful polity at his disposal, Osinbajo functioned effectively. That should be a lesson to Buhari, as he resumes his captaincy of the Nigerian ship of state. If even if you see some people as your enemies, just treat them well and give them a sense of belonging. Some of them might even come to your side.
Now that Buhari is back, he has proved beyond doubt that officials of this regime lied shamelessly about the reason for his trip. The only truth told about his journey to London came from his Spokesman, Femi Adesina, who hinted us that Buhari would see his doctors, which implied he had medical issues. The same Vice President Osinbajo that many people are giving thumbs up for holding the country so well behind Buhari was, unfortunately, one of those liars. Pastor Osinbajo said Buhari was “hale and hearty”. Information Minister, Lai Mohammed (predictably) lied that Buhari was neither sick nor hospitalised.
When Buhari returned he told us the truth: “I have never been so sick in my life”. Much of the mockery heaped on the President in his hour of need instead of prayers from his countrymen owed to these cocktails of lies which the All Progressives Congress, APC, political movement used to win election and still uses to rule.
If we had been told the truth, we would only have criticised the foreign treatment which negates APC campaign promises. We would also have queried it in the face of the billions of naira allocated to the Presidential clinic last year alone. But many of us would have overlooked all these to sympathise with our President on humanitarian grounds. That would have been far more honourable, but then, who bothers about honour in Nigerian politics so long as selfish ends are met?
Now that it was been established that our President is challenged by serious health issues which compound the usual frailties that come with old age, I think it is better for him and the nation that he takes it easy from now henceforth. He should stop fighting real and imaginary enemies, especially his “5%” Nigerians. No matter how strong a man is, he cannot fight any section of the Nigerian populace and win. They will always outlast him.
Secondly, he should continue to delegate most of the mentally- and physically-challenging presidential tasks, especially to Osinbajo (or Ossy Bobo). He should pay more attention to his health and take as much rest as his doctors direct.
Finally, he should ignore the chants of sycophants (like SGF Babachir Lawal) about running again in 2019. He is not physically fit to run again. In fact, his health has been a burden on Nigerians in the past two years. He should give way to younger leaders to move the nation forward. There is nothing wrong in Buhari “doing a Nelson Mandela”.[/s]

AngelicBeing:
PDP is dead, buried , is rotten already with carcass in the grave, if they like let them hold closed door meeting with Abacha in the grave, PDP is already decaying in the grave, Ex -President Jonathan who was defeated and booted out of office finally nailed the coffin of PDP with his hands and ever since then it is >>>>> Rest in pieces to PDP, next news jare

Sibrah:
Witch hunt.
Buhari is burukutu sipping dullardino clueless retárdinho gworo chewing cowboy
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Now watch me get my likes and share . . .

krasican:
The money was withdrawn 35 times, alleged orders of a former Coordinator of the Presidential Amnesty Programme, Kingsley Kuku.

The funds were converted to dollars by six bureau de change and disbursed through Kuku’s two aides.

Some of the funds were wired into the accounts of the brothers and associates of a former coordinator of the scheme, Dr. Kingsley Kuku and some former militants

The EFCC has launched a manhunt for Kuku who is believed to be in the United States.

A document obtained by our correspondent shows that the cash, which was meant for contracts was converted to dollars between March 26, 2012 and March 5, 2013.

Some of the curious withdrawals are as follows: 9/10/ 12- $2m withdrawn through Shilon BDC; 21/ 11/ 12—$1.4m from Abdullahi BDC; 26/3/12—$1m paid through DLH BDC Limited to Kuku’s aide, Dr. Andrew Iyamu; 4/5/12 ($500,000); 22/11/12-cash of $1.2m through Gadlam Global Investment;
$721,000 cash handed over to Andrew on 5/3/2013 through Skyegate BDC; 17/4/13-cash of $2m through Cannew Nigeria Limited handed over to Kuku’s aide; and 19/4/13- about $758,000 handed over to Andrew by Hand to Hand BDC.

Other withdrawals include22/11/12——$300,000; 11/08/12- cash of $695,000; 11/9/12—$137,908; 20/11/12—$435,000; $500,000 through Nigare BDC;

StepTwo:
sorry, which of the fights did Tinubu win again?

senate leadership?

House of Reps leadership?

Kogi Guber?

ministerial slots?

ondo Guber?

Oyegun's sack?


common, the funny thing is Tinubu does not even fight to the end before he takes to his heels for fear of the great cabal of Aso Rock.

malton:
And how does what transpired in Ondo amounts to the demystification of Tinubu in any way?

This one just likes to talk.

It wasn't like he came out guns blazing campaigning for Oke and lost out. The man barely lifted a finger.

Politics was played, his preferred candidate lost. He did not lose because Fashola and Fayemi were shrewder politicians than Jagaban was; he did because the people of Ondo made a choice.

As with all battles, you win some and lose some.

Tinubu is still the man. He's still got the mystique about him.

Maybe this man should stop airing his opinion where it's not needed. He talks nonsense most of the time.

Tinubu is doing just fine; I'm sure he doesn't need your patronage.

Keneking:
Ok, no going back on Operation Python Dance

- The East must be secure and safe for returnees especially Christmas, New Year and Easter.
- There is need for the Police to launch similar operation maybe "Operation Stand-Well-Well"
- The Navy should patrol River Niger and its creeks with "Operation Wey-dem"
- Anambra State Government should continue with "Operation Kpuchapu"

Igboland must be cleansed of any criminal association, group or body

donphilopus:
Badt guy, how far na I hail you sir.