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I want to finish this piece of work

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Ara adugbo, e don happen. Come to my aid. My prick have refused to rise since morning. I wanted to fap this early morning, when i noticed it. Normally, anytime i want to fap, it will activate itself just from the thought alone. But this morning i just suprise, even after watching porn, jacking, it wont wake up, but i can feel the pulse.

Please what can be the problem and possible solution?

How will i explain to anty that prick is on hibernation?

kelspinall:
check ya inbox

thanks bro. God bless you

Kimiso:
has he sent you the card

yes, i got the card, thanks

dododawa1:
Your line.

08137102298 Mtn. Thanks bro

Anyone kind enough?

kelspinall:
network

08137102298 mtn, thanks bro

Abudu2000:
Paste aaza

GOD Bless you bro, 08137102298 Mtn

Anyone kind enough?

Fellow comrades ahbeg make huna no vex, ahbeg i fit see like #100 or #200 mtn airtime, GOD bless you, and again, make huna no vex, i come in peace.

Go5DY:
your number

thanks bro but i slept off no need for it again.

Night plan, want to download a large file and i forgot to buy the airtime in the day

Nyne:
What do you need it for ?

Night plan, want to download a large file and i forgot to buy the airtime in the day

Anyone kind enough?

PerfectStranger:
Bros e don do. No smoke again for today.

illicit:
There's a slight probability that u won't get electrocuted but u will definitely get mummified or cremated or both

blazingblender:
Baba don go smoke
Burukutu weed wey de ph
No issue bro try it out
Life is all about adventure
Some sef can lead you to the adventure of the under world

illicit:
There's a slight probability that u won't get electrocuted but u will definitely get mummified or cremated or both

Simple mathematical, chemical, physical and biological reaction una don dey shout weed upandan.... I dey put charger for mouth i no smoked-up, so wetin be live wire

Stripping naked and hang from overhead live wire with one hand.
I heard you won't get electrocuted
I will try it one day at home.

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Plantain

I just showed him the wig and beards.
"thanks" i said as i hand him two notes of one thousand naira.

"thank u oga, you do well", he shouted over my shoulder as i walked into the hotel lobby.

"james peterson, room 205" i said to the lady. She handed me the keys.
"thanks" i smiled at her.
"you're welcome".

Back in the privacy of my room, i set up my pc to watch the live feed from the camera. The dining area is empty. It seems i will have to wait till lunch or dinner time.

After taking a cold shower, i quickly booked my next flight to canada tomorrow 4pm. Staying in this country is giving me the creeps. Probably next time, i wont accept any contract in this country.

I saw it from the corner of my eyes- food is being served on the dining table, rice, chicken, coleslaw from the fridge with wine.

And thats when i knew, this operation might take longer, or perhaps fail entirely. I miscalculated. Cold water is poured into a cup from a bottle taken from the fridge, not the dispenser.

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"are you sure these are real?" he said, "these does'nt look like the dollars".

I was getting a little fustrated, the sun is getting at its peak, sending its heat voilently. "these are canadian dollars" i tried to explain, "different from the US dollars. You can search it up on google".
He nodded and brought out three notes of one thousand naira. "this all i got", "and if i find out this thing you gave me are fake-" then he glanced at my id, "-micheal shaw you have youself to blame".

He handed me the notes, i nodded, took the notes and walked away without saying thank you.

"eko hotel", i said to the driver as i entered another taxi.
"1000 naira"
"alright move it".

Today have been hectic and stressful, this should be one of the worst contracts i have taken. I done in the US, France, UK and the rest. Not more than 2months ago, i have assassinated a drug lord in South Africa and its not as hectic as this.

"we don reach", the driver said. He looked back only to see another face staring at him.

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As for me No NIN, no entry, i can not come and be feeding non citizen....
add yours, lets see some crazy peeps

Where's the forest op?

"eko hotel", i was just about getting in when i remembered i don't have the naira on me.
The driver is a darkskinned middle aged man, bald and nicotine stained teeth.
"Enter na", he was getting impatient as i stood by the door.
"Ehm, the problem is that i don't have the naira notes with me", i walked to the other side, "do you take dollars?"
He looked at me, and the clothes i was wearing. I followed his eyes movement as i take a look at myself.
With my dressing and looks, only a blind man will believe me. He didnt say anything as he put the car in gear and drove off.
I have to find a way to change my dressing and appearance. I glanced back at the tower and saw them. Perhaps, the might have some naira notes with them. I turned back and started walking over to the tower.

I walked to one of the guards, "excuse me, can i get a few naira notes?"
"whats the problem"
"i only have dollars with me", i brought out some dollars, amounting to 300.
The guard took it, raised it up to the sunlight and frown.

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Ajimusty2:
hope we go finish today?i no fit wait till tommorow

probably

"its working back sir, maybe its just a glitch from their server"
"aright, is the serviceman not yet through?"
"he should be sir, let me check on him"..
I heard hurried footsteps.
"All right all done", i said turning to face the enterance. "i only got to change the dispenser bottle, the machine's all good", i said to the guard."
"what about the one in the kitchen, you brought only one of those"
"hmm, i dont think there will be need for that", i smiled at him "this one is enough for the job"
"what job"
"what else apart dispensing water?"
I packed my tools and went to the sitting room, "that will be all for now sir, our next scheduled maintenance will be in 2 month". He only nodded at me.
"and goodluck on the forthcoming election", i added. This time, he faced me and smile, i smiled back and head towards the door.

Outside, i met the two other guards, still in position. I shook hand with them, thanking them for their assistance. I walked away towards the gate and flagged a taxi.

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All set. I need to find a way to install the hidden camera, it would enable me to monitor the dinning area. I had to make sure its Mr. Thompson having a drink when i will send the signal to the pda. I took out the signal jammer and activate it.

Nothing happened. I checked the device, its active.
It happened almost at once. The tv went blank, the 'No signal' message showing on the screen.
Mr. Thompson tried to change the channel, but the same thing was showing.
He beckoned the guard, "Abdu, come and check this thing, i don,t know whats wrong"
The guard stole a glance at me before walking to the tv stand.

The right moment, i only have less than 30secs. I took out the camera, not bigger than a dice. I switched of the light, climbed a the chair to reach the chandelier, i unscrew one of the bulb, connected the camera power supply to it and then fix the camera to one of the golden ring, i just pray the light bulb are always on. I switched the light back on, and i can see a faint blinking red light.

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Ajimusty2:
nice,eyes on you.

thanks mate.

"actually its a new system by the company, free monthly serving", i said handing the guard another paper "it was introduced just some days ago, and only some specific part of lagos for now".
The guard collected the paper, it contained something like an advert from cway. "all good sir", the guard turned to the man, "perhaps i should ring their office"
"never mind, its just some maintenance work", the man said and continue his news.
The guard led me to the dining area where the first dispenser is.
"alright here u go", he said glancing at his watch, "you have a little over an hour"
"roger".
He went over the sitting room.

I set to work, dismantling the dispenser took less than 5 minutes. Brought out the phial containing the toxin, i set up the valve system into the filter system, connecting a pda to the electronic system, i setup the valve to release the toxin through the filter system into the cup, when a signal is received OTA.
Done, i coupled the dispenser back, and fit the new bottle...

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