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In the last four years we have together achieved for Nigeria what some thought impossible. While there still remains a lot to be done, we can all take pride in the fact that Almajiris now go to school, that there are universities in every state, that our national rail network has been revived, that we have become a net exporter of products we once imported and that Human Development Indices such as Average Life Expectancy, Infant and Maternal Mortality rates and Poverty and Hunger Levels have all improved these past four years. We have smashed the corruption in the fertilizer sector; uprooted ghost workers from our nations pay roll and empowered the military to do what is right for the security our people. Most notably, we have collectively grown our economy which is now the largest in Africa and the 26th in the world. We collectively achieved all these and I thank every citizen and encourage all to be prepared to continue our forward march of progress. Come Saturday 28th March, I urge us all to vote Progress, vote for the PDP and I, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan the flag bearer of the PDP with its inclusive umbrella will never ever let you down. We shall continue to serve you our people very honestly, very equitably to the glory of God. GEJ.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FORWARD NIGERIA

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APC change is the same thing as swapping from normal cooking oil to engine oil for cooking purpose (bovi),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what will the result be for Nigerians

Congrats Mr Deputy, for being able to muster the courage to change your mind not being convinced on what your former Apc party's change represent. Truth is that there are so many like you in Apc who may not decamp openly but will cast their vote for GEJ and Pdp not being able to come to terms with what kind of change these people who ignored and discountenanced
With the emotions of Nigerians to have the man who wants to govern them tell them in a presidential debate how he will bring about change. At least for standing for two hours he would have put a lie to his rumored ill health . To answer questions without Fashola and Fayemi around to cue him in. From what I saw today, this election should be between PDP and NCP. My brother and former Governor of IMO state Dee Sam Mbakwe PHD once said that if you are not there, you will not be counted. So today we know that Apc is not among the Parties seeking for our vote in Nigeria or tell me what question was asked that justified all the hue and cry of the Apce for not wanting to participate in the debate. It is very clear now that these people are crying wolf. Nigerians think.

President Jonathan wants to
develop Nigeria, Pa Buhari wants
to fight corruption. It is very easy
to settle. Jonathan should
continue as president, while Pa
Buhari Is appointed chairman of
EFCC. Case closed! Till 2019!

President Jonathan wants to
develop Nigeria, Pa Buhari wants
to fight corruption. It is very easy
to settle. Jonathan should
continue as president, while Pa
Buhari Is appointed chairman of
EFCC. Case closed! Till 2019!

President Jonathan wants to
develop Nigeria, Pa Buhari wants
to fight corruption. It is very easy
to settle. Jonathan should
continue as president, while Pa
Buhari Is appointed chairman of
EFCC. Case closed! Till 2019!

do you know the full meaning of
GEJ =GOODLUCK EBELEJONATHAN
G=God,
O=of,
O=Oyedepo,
D=David,
L=let my enemies be put,
U=under my feet and let me,
C=crush them and,
K=knock them out of the line and
i,
E=ebele will,
B=be
E=elected
L=legally without any,
E=evil plan because,
J=Jehovah
O=of armies will fight for me,
N=no matter the storms,
A=almighty God will give me
victory because i,
T=trust in
H=him,
A=alleluyah to his,
N=name.

do you know the full meaning of
GEJ =GOODLUCK EBELEJONATHAN
G=God,
O=of,
O=Oyedepo,
D=David,
L=let my enemies be put,
U=under my feet and let me,
C=crush them and,
K=knock them out of the line and
i,
E=ebele will,
B=be
E=elected
L=legally without any,
E=evil plan because,
J=Jehovah
O=of armies will fight for me,
N=no matter the storms,
A=almighty God will give me
victory because i,
T=trust in
H=him,
A=alleluyah to his,
N=name.

do you know the full meaning of
GEJ=GOODLUCK EBELEJONATHAN
G=God,
O=of,
O=Oyedepo,
D=David,
L=let my enemies be put,
U=under my feet and let me,
C=crush them and,
K=knock them out of the line and
i,
E=ebele will,
B=be
E=elected
L=legally without any,
E=evil plan because,
J=Jehovah
O=of armies will fight for me,
N=no matter the storms,
A=almighty God will give me
victory because i,
T=trust in
H=him,
A=alleluyah to his,
N=name.

any younth that still wish to waste his or her vote on buhari is a disgrace to the essence of humanity....the simple question remians that what really can buhari offer our present Nigeria with his capacity and paste leadership pattern

please what skills do buhari have as an individual to make this change,,,,lets be wise so that we don't return our nation NIGERIA to the old days [color=#990000][/color][i][/i]

Dannyset:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/presidential-poll-lawyers-boost-buhariosinbajo-ticket/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

me and my guyz will never be a vitim......amen

CaniiiceDim:
This Is How Most Babes Now Use Relationships To Ply Their Trade.
You 'll Love It.
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Tina cuts Ola in,
she feels that instead of always giving Ola fish, she will have to tutor her on how to catch the fish, especially in the neighbourhood.
She now seems to have a great idea.

*TINA: Don't you know that most of the time, when you collect money from these boys and immediately give them congo to shine, you end up losing out on the bigger package?
Relax... There are better ways to do it.

*OLA: Bu..but, they come straight-forward na,, they come asking for it straight,, you know all these boys. They re so blunt.

*TINA: Relax jooor,,, don't be a juu-girl. See eh,, it's just simple. When a guy comes trying to play blunt eh,, just cut him short and let him know that you will have to "Get To Know Him first". That way, ur game would be set. #‎nods_head‬

*OLA: A guy comes asking for osho, you re telling him about getting to know him? #‎bursts_into_lafter‬ Hahahaha

*TINA: Keep on laughing, later you ll be disturbing me to tell you how I get so much money and gifts from my guys.

*OLA: #‎holds_laff‬,,, ok... Okk, sorry,, but you know its complicated nau,,, Any guy you tell that will not agree na,,, they go even apply more pressure,,, You know guys na.

*TINA: Comot there jooor,,, don't you know that it's a way to form DECENT BABE for guys? Once you tell them say you can't hook up with a guy u don't know, they 'll respect you sharp sharp. U no know?

*OLA: Ohhh, So, the whole game is all about appearing as a decent babe to him?

*TINA: Before nko?... You no know before ?
See eehh, runs get level,,, And na smart babes get this format I wan teach you so.
You dey listen?

*OLA: ehee,,, ehee,,, Tell me abeg,, tell me ooO,,,, Ma body don dey hot, hehe

*TINA: Ok.... See eeh,,, When a guy wey you feel say hold some cash, come to toast you unto that congo way na,,, ehee,,, Make you just talk to am as if him don commit one big forbidden crime like that. Make am to know say you no be babe wey him go just start to dey talk to like that,,,, infact, if you fit vex, make u vex wella,,, but eh, no over-do things ooO.

*OLA: Ahh,,,, Ahh,,,, What of if him come lose interest na?

*TINA: Him no fit,,, he go just respect you kpatakpata,,, Those kind guys dey like babes wey them see as decent babes.
And na on top those kind babes them dey spend pass.

*OLA: You don't mean it !!! ... Eehhhee, .... And wetin next ?

*TINA: When you don whine him head finish,,, him go come come down, and start to dey see you unto that level of decent babe wey u don package urself give am ehh,,, Na there work start ooO,,,

*OLA: Wonderful.... Tell me more abeg...

*TINA:: Haaah,,, Ola, you go pay for this lecture ooO,,, hehehe,,, Ok na,,,
After you don on am keep,, him go wan toast you, make you be him girl,,
No try to play Hard-to-Get.
Just gree.
But give am condition say you no go come him house FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

*OLA: Hhheeeeeyyyyy !!!,,,,

*TINA: Wetin?.... Na the job be that na,,, If you no put boundaries,,, him go just chop Osho-free, break door comot,,,, So you got to wise up.

*OLA: But how him go dey give you money? As you no dey give am the thing na?

*TINA: Na to give am hope na,,, You be children?
Within the first month, you go just forge one family or school problem wey you get, give am bill.
Na So You Go Dey Give Am Bill Through Out That Three Months ooO,,,, Sooteyy, you go see say him go don spend pass wetin him for spend if to say you give an osho that time, collect money.
You no see say money dey this package pass?
Imagine say you hold like 5 guys for this kind work,,, Your own never better?

*OLA: Ahhhhh,, Tini baebeeyyY !!!... This your runs package na fire ooO,,, O boy!

*TINA: I just dey look you since na,,, you just dey collect change from these boys.
See Tunde, that short guy... Ehee, him never see anything chop ooO,
but him just credit my account with 10k this morning.

*OLA: Huuhhh,,, teeeennn wettiinn?

*TINA: Dey there,,, If you no sabi form decent babe for some Naija guys eeehh,,, Na that time you go see say them stingy die.
But if you just dey package yourself unto the levels of babe wey too dey go evening fellowship for church,, wey no dey like man, and.. and all those good good girls parole eehhh,,, You go see say some guys brain na akamu.

*OLA: BaabbeyyY,,, I dey telllsss yhu,,, Chai,,, See package ooO.
I just dey sleep since oooooOOO

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Guys,
Share your experience, if u can relate with this drama.