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🤣🤣🤣I saw it coming but you still failed the exam.

You saw questions, you no still pass am. Wetin you dey brag for when you no get results.

Anyone who saw this last dip shouldn't be on this thread again because by now, you ought to have made a very serious life changing fund.

Crypto trading is addictive. It is just like someone taking drugs. It is only God that can save you finally once you enter am.

Those people that lost money now will soon enter market back, lost money again, enter again.

My question is: if these our analysts are really seeing what is on the charts as they claimed, why can't they sell all properties, borrow money and trade once and for all to pack $billions and get out?

🤣🤣🤣 technical analysis that saw all coins going to zero but non of our analysts here made $1m as profit.

Package sporty bet

DenreleDave:
I jsut blocked Alexa now ńa ilegend remain.. I dey find him post so I go block them.

Their us€€sless stpd chart dey always vex me..

Fvck technical analysis, people decision direct crypto, not candles

Poor man no dey do crypto. Una no dey hear

Crypto na for people wey don chop and still get to chop.

Thank God it was after you woke up. At least you enjoyed your sleep before receiving the gifts.

narit:
Woke up to a cascade of liquidation emails this Morning across all my exchanges. Must have been one crazy night.

You no go like use the remaining 200k buy pepper soup fess..make your mind calm😃

PuZZyNegro:
I short Zen my bro. When I got liquidated the first time, I went on revenge trading until I lost everything.

I have been having dreams of loss before now, so I just took it that it was meant to happen.

I put 1 million in crypto earlier this year. I can't boast of 200k inside it.

God help us. It's those coins that you want to be careful with that will pump towards your direction and give you a little profit.

By the time you choose to risk it, that's when the market will go against you and rekt you so hard

Make una no worry, na money loss no be life. You will recoup it back sooner or later.

Na so life be, you loose today, you replan and win next. Even for physical business, we dey loose (I lost 10m last two months) but I no close stores because of that. We continue!

And we shouldn't hold it on any one be it Graceglory or any one here, they are just traders like you and they can only tell what they see on the chat but of course market is bigger than everyone.

But e pain me my doge entered deepest of the deep😁

Thank you! This particular red rod movement this night, anyone that says he/she didn't chop from the stew na big lie**r

iLegendd:
Nothing is new in crypto, only being patient and strategic that is new to everyone or most. I got liquidated in two of my trades, but got a great entry with some USDT left in case of more catastrophe.

Stay blessed, everyone. It's part of the game and men are always prepared for it. From 122,500 to 101500 dump. That's 21k dump. I caught everything on camera to help me analyse and add it to my repertoire.

Pray for the best, prepare for the worst. This is an opportunity for the prepared!

Black swan done and dusted.

What happened tonight is a clear and vivid example that no one knows the direction of the market.

Please is there any indicator that showed this sad move today?

Una don see sey na guess work all your favorites dey do here..

Today na Cbex promax.. if you like still dey follow dem for back, dey read long notes and be shouting I'm not a gambler up and down.

This night own pass sporty bet.

Things Crypto Has Taught Me This Year:

Timing is everything: Knowing when to buy or sell is the real game. The January buyers and the October buyers can’t have the same profit; timing makes the difference.

Info is money. Getting updates from the right sources (like CZ- Aster, and other key tweets) can make you quick cash.

Predictions are vibes. 😂 One week it’s “BTC to 140k,” next week it’s “crash to 92k.” Nobody really knows; it’s all coded guesswork.

BTC is still the boss. Altcoins can jump from $0.2 to $2 today and crash to $0.1 tomorrow. But BTC? Never that nonsense. 😎

Analysts: Both bear and bull analysts are always correct. The only difference they have is timing but their predictions will still click.

Crypto trading is all about practice, not theory.

I’ve been following your posts quietly from when you predicted a big crash down to 114k. So, what you’re saying now shows you’re confident about BTC’s movement, not just guessing but actually taking the trades too.

Besides, all I asked for was confirmation of your short trade that supports your prediction; nothing more.

You can't be giving us predictions here without you taking the actual trades.

harry2sexy:
Do i want to be right or do i want to make money?

Show us your short trade you took from 126k+

harry2sexy:
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Very good as all of una no know where BTC dey go 😃😃😃 guess guess work

One minute you're laughing, the other minutes you're avoiding to open your wallet 😂😂 ntor

After you survived this year and recover your capital, you will think twice next time 😁

Bull run don turn to bush run...

Even CZ shock

Na so lie lie dem dey give una too for here...if you ask for receipt like CZ did here, wahala go burst 😃😃😃

I came across this. Omorh I salute women. See what they passed through just to birth a life! Quite wild. Respect!

It’s not just physical; it’s emotional, mental, spiritual. The sacrifices, the silent battles, the moments of fear mixed with hope… it’s wild. And yet, they do it over and over with love, with courage, and with a grace that can’t be explained.

Na me go wipe you that oraimo cord if this cycle pass you by and you no blow😁😁 if you're coming here next cycle, na to come give us lectures on how you overcame this cycle with over 200 coins. Nothing less fam!

Robnectar:
Iffa wipe u oraimo cord now, shey nah whining b dis

Same audiomoney wey give that una guy $100

Your resurrected Prof. fit try am..person wey dey hustle tithe and offering.

Bet9jaVirtual:
I miss audio money.
Assuming he was alive now, he for promise giveaway wey him papa no fit fufil.


But nothing spoil
May his soul rest in peace

🤣🤣🤣Rob mini exchange! Sharp.

Analyscam50:
I want to have all the coins binance has.
So that people can come and list them on rob mini exchange

Not a problem at all bro but na same him go first attack if another acct..

Analyscam50:
It doesn't matter even if he's using 100 accounts
He is always teaching us new things

Raw one 🤣🤣🤣 no wonder you dey compete with Binance

Because who get like 200 coins for portfolio if not person wey dey raw am raw

Analyscam50:
I take kolos
Raw one.
I wonder wetin u think say my head no fit carry

Lol..are you Rob again?

Analyscam50:
I take kolos
Raw one.
I wonder wetin u think say my head no fit carry

😂😂😂you can't chest it oo Rob Baba

Na because of you I still dey branch here so when your mini exchange finally blows up and becomes a recognized one, we’ll pop champagne right here!
😇😇

Robnectar:
Wetin u dey smoke dis DayZ, Kelly me go like see ur dealer o0o0

Amen, my brother! I’m also praying for you, that God delivers you from the spirit of resurrecting multiple accounts just to hype yourself. 🙏😂

iLegenddd:
I didn't bother reading, but whatever you said, you're right.

Have a great time and God will sure see you through in your battles.

😂😂 My comment must’ve really hit a nerve, took you hours to respond, even though it wasn’t even aimed at you… or maybe it was and that’s why you’re so pressed.

It’s honestly wild that you had to dig up an 18-year-old account just to hype yourself up. That’s next-level desperation.

Funny how you're always the first to rant when praise goes to someone else.But now, suddenly, an 18-year-old silent account pops up to sing your praises and that’s perfectly fine? Wow. Just wow. 🤩

Lol, even came in with "Prof." as an intro, like that’s supposed to silence everyone or stop us from talking. 😂

No real academic stays completely silent on a forum like this for 18 whole years. Sure, they might stay anonymous, but not a single comment in nearly two decades? Then suddenly wake up one morning just to praise iLegenddd? Please. Save that weak move for your followers. Ain't buying it. 💀

iLegenddd:
Your comments always reek of "I'm angery and I'm going through a lot and I must vent my fr... ust ration on others to be happy." Whatever you're going through at home, God will heal you and bless you bountifully to the point you won't remember jealousy, pains dep... ress...ion or anger exists.

If you actually applied simple common sense, you'd realize that the 18-year-old account being quoted is just an alternative account used by one of you here.

Seriously, explain to me how a self-proclaimed professor hasn’t contributed to any topic on Nairaland for 18 whole years; not even on education or career threads. Yet, suddenly, he wakes up one morning to post a self-praising message, claiming to be a professor, just so we won’t question anything or raise suspicions?

And please, stop this your one sided talk. If it were a different username that the "professor" had pointed out, we all know who would be crying by now, accusing the username of been up to something.

An account created 18 years ago with zero comments is a major red flag. These types of resurrected accounts are usually just alternative identities. Nothing more.

DoctorShomo:
Did you even bother to check the date the account you quoted was created before you opened your buccal cavity to spew trash?

Some of you are suffering from acute paranoia a disease which was brought here by Mr Afeez Shomorin aka robnectar hence you see every new commenter as a scammer

🤣🤣🤣 This is definitely Prof. Kccydon. We know who always uses acronyms in their writing, but I won’t say more than that.

If it were another username that suddenly came back just to praise a particular moniker, the same people would criticize that username, saying na scope and they have something in mind.

Anyway, there’s no way someone has been on Nairaland for the past 18 years and has never found a single topic interesting enough to comment on; unless, of course, they're using another known moniker to make comment because obviously you can't comment via guest mode.

In any case, I’m 100% certain this revived account belongs to a known user on this thread. One person with 5 to 10 monikers? Una dey do oo

Bet9jaVirtual:
Professor geh geh.
I wish I was famous like geh geh
That I have to jealous ubunja too.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 No be only Prof na puf puf.

All this time you've been following the thread, several great contributors have come and gone, yet you never felt the need to create an account to appreciate them but now, suddenly, it's important to create one just to thank iLegendd? Mtcheeew

Happy Sunday to you all! Trade crypto but get job and business. They won't tell you this.

kccydon:
Dear iLegendd,

I write to dedicate my first post on Nairaland to thank you for your educative series on this forum.

I have been a member of this platform for almost 18 years now (sine 2007), and I have always followed the forum mainly through the Guest mode. I am a Professor in a Nigerian university.

I started following the forum during the last bull run and indeed, many of the major players here then who have been gifting us with their knowledge have since left the platform. I write to appreciate your effort with Graceglory for persisting despite some of the negative comments by some newbies,.

I hope to use the knowledge and ideas you are sharing for free to try my hand in the futures market during the coming Bear season. So please, keep sharing, I hope to contact you then and send in my tithe/thanksgiving...

This is just to et you know that we have people following and learning from your educational series

Thank you very much, once again

Avoid anything sweet rebranded gamble.

Learn a skill to provide services and solutions to people's problem.

Get a job!

Start business.

Crypto trading should be your last option! Crypto is meant for rich people not upcoming Pablo like you....if you like listen, if you like don't listen. They will keep on manipulating your brain.

Up today, down tomorrow😕 is this what you want to do with your life?

Which of these words is the hardest for you to say?

It will still go to 0.0something 😂

DieRich5:
Pi coin is the next big thing, that’s what I heard some months ago here

If you enter 2026 with this your get rich quick crypto whatever en, you go see shege again...you no anything.

If you like, don't go and learn profitable skills that can't be manipulated....just keep feeding on hope you hear.

Alts go give skyrun today, tomorrow, it has enter ground digging oil...whose portfolio is suffering?

Anytime Alts give one fake run, na that time their mentors go dey run mouth like tap.

August, 2025. Alt season.