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Ruke1991:
Edo state "cult economy" is worth $1 billion? I don't believe

That is why cultism is appealing in that. State.

Everyone wants to join.

That is their most lucrative industry.

ublight:
Oga ask around. Make movements, u will find keke of 1.1m.

U are even in Uyo. Better.

Buy an oven 350k.
Learn how to make scone bread. (30k is enough)

With 200k, you will get flour, sugar, butter, milk etc.

Start production and move around supplying to shops.

I hope you know that every shop in Uyo sells scone bread.

That is the easiest thing to do and your 1.1m will be more than enough

This man, u be confam business analyst o

Just went through ur profile, saw a thread that u abandoned where u were talking about businesses.

Please I just followed the thread. Could you keep it alive?

Fetula4u:
crops

Especially cassava

Can you give him a break down of how to invest that money in cassava farming?
If not, look for somewhere and wabskwlhqqjwqla
Wjqlqewqhpewk.,

For your information, I did cassava last year.

I am still in pains

RevenuesBoost:
Today's work is done

Not up to 1k views

ravensckar:
*Scoffs*

That 68K salary really befits you! You're the quintessential monkey that any organization which pays peanut can attract.

What does anyone expect from an adult who lacks the capacity to develop beyond the mental age of a four-year-old? Continue jare! You're doing well!

Keep insulting other people's parents, it's a testament of how little you value yours.

I won't tow this line with you because I'm way bigger than that. If I see my mate, I go know and I'll engage the person properly. But you? Nah! I refuse the temptation of bandying words with a cret1n who reasons like a four year old.

#Bye_Kiddo!

Lol

After you have exhausted all the insults in your head. You now want to use style to run?

This madness never finish o.
I no blame you. Na pikin wey Dem born for rotten toto dey do like dis.

I didn't make it as ftc today, but I still have a message for you all.


Thunder will fire you if you keep insulting Nigeria
Thunder will fire your mama if you only say bad things about Nigeria.


Haba! Na only we get problem?
Other countries get problem but nobody go hear.

Just because una side never get light for 2 weeks u are online shouting Nigeria is cursed.


You are the one that is cursed.

ravensckar:
Whoever employed a cret1n like you with low reasoning capability to teach children is doing a great disservice to those innocent souls.

You're not only uncouth, but also low on cerebral fuel. You take everything at face value and can't decipher the simplest of details. What the heck are you teaching those children? Perhaps, it will be good if they can be taught not to become another you.

Continue entertaining me with your folly please, it's the least comic relief that I can afford tonight.

Anyways, it's always good to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling me. Which other one of my old post would you dig up next?

#Picks_tooth.

U don dey fear. Oya run along. Go and edit your old posts. The ones that show how foolish you are.

There is this particular one where you were ranting about how useless your parents are for having more kids than they can take care of.

Go and delete it

You are washing your parents dirty linen in public

Uche7779:
I fit still take am out of nairaland for you show you just one account balance hahaha....I be you like your mate 😂

People were really get money no dey talk like this.

Again, too much cho cho cho

Uche7779:
Joined nairaland in Dec 2024. How would anyone take you serious. 🤣 Hahahaha

Lol, u know how many of my Monika's have been banned because I stood up to children of mad women like u?
I will insult your generation until the mods take me out.

I will never allow an idiot like u who masturbates while watching his mother bath to take sensible people on this forum for a spin

Uche7779:
I fit still take am out of nairaland for you show you just one account balance hahaha....I be you like your mate 😂

Na this your cho cho cho make me know say this ur story na fake.


U were seeking attention. Congratulations, now you have it.

Uche7779:
Hahaha, don't derail. You cannot lace my shoes buddy! Look for someone of same size and class. Forget faceless forum!!!

I cannot even lace your shoes na.

How can?

U wey be my boy?

If that money was really a small matter, u no for carry am like that for head.


I don't claim to be earning above seun, neither do I claim to be paying 600k in lekki as fees for my kids.


I'm not the one claiming anything.

I just want to expose the fraud that u are

ravensckar:
You don throw salary enter this matter?

I haven't even told you about my earnings, you're already hyperventilating.

Anyways, I'm neither here to intimidate nor "broke-shame" you. It's that crass mentality of beating children (in the name of teaching them) that I want to correct. It's not only untenable, but also antithetical with common sense. Change your ways now before you end up in prison.

Secondly, do not always assume that the people you interact with on a faceless forum are as naive as you are. Telling me that I can't teach S.S 2 Trignonometry is the height of your folly because I haven't typed anything to suggest so. No be everybody be una mate wey una go dey insult online.

And ehm, I don't have to brag about anything here on nairaland. I have several people (on this forum) who know me personally. I'm neither a VC nor whatever high position that you satirically a scribes to me. But one thing you should know is that I'm a "Senior Man".

ravensckar:
Good evening to everyone, please I'm here to seek advice for my kid brother. He said he wants to go into I.T (Coding, Programming, Software developing, etc). But the thing is that he's a complete novice.

As a show of support for him, I bought him a laptop last month. Now, I'm here to seek for advice from our dear nairalanders on how to go about it. Where does he need to start from? Where can he acquire these skills? What are the career prospects of the I.T field. Please I'm here to seek advice and guidance because me too I'm a complete novice when it comes to stuff like this. He looks up to me and I don't want to mislead him. If you know anything or anyone that I can talk to, kindly advice. Thanks.

Cc


PS- mods kindly help give this a wider coverage. Thanks.

No be u be dis, u dey use ur imaginary kid bro dey find update on career path.

Shey ur kid bro no fit find him way?

Na u go still come here dey ask which shirt him go wear with him shoe.

Idiot.

U will not be straight forward in life.

Uche7779:
Guys I just lost 250k. I need your help for 2 sure odds. I wan use like 500k run am now.

Hope you guys will help. Please

This is the idiot op. Someone who wanted to run mad for losing 250k.

He is now claiming he wants to let the 600k school fees go.

Shey nairaland don turn tales by moonlight ni?

If I had known all along, I won't have responded to this idiot.

Uche7779:
I make over 10times of what I lost as net salary. No be Cho Cho cho

Your mom did not train you well.

This your cho chop chop is a symptom of poor parenting

Kobojunkie:
This is what your own law says. Note that you fail your children when you allow them to be subjected to that which the Law frowns upon.

Caning your children is NOT the job of teachers. That your parents failed you —ignored the privilege they had by Law — and allowed you to be treated like an animal is not a good enough reason to continue with a worthless tradition.

P.S. Every single one of the touts/agberos and terrorists in Nigeria was flogged in your schools too.

Are you not silly?
I didn't even read that image cos I'm sure if I do, you will accuse me of deflecting again.

Uche7779:
Guys I just lost 250k. I need your help for 2 sure odds. I wan use like 500k run am now.

Hope you guys will help. Please

Hahahahahaha.


You are funny o.

No be u just withdraw your child for lekki?

[quote author=Uche7779 post=134145376][/quote]There are a lot of things that I want to say to you, but what would be the point?

Your kids, not mine.

I just wish the teacher were someone more connected or a financial monster.

I wish you well o.

And to all the teachers out there. Please don't flog again.

If kids want to become animals, let them be.
Just do your job, teach what is on your scheme.

Whether a child understands or not is not up to you.

The only sad thing is that such children will get to be called Nigerians just like me.

ravensckar:
Again, you keep exhibiting your serial idiocy with your baseless assumptions.

Firstly, not all teachers are living below the poverty line like you. If you're still earning less than minimum wage, it's because of your crass mentality which you've refused to change. Starting with flogging children in the name of teaching them.

Secondly, the law is pretty clear on flogging. Whether U.S.A permits it or not is not a subject of discourse in Nigeria. The day you'll get arrested, you'll remember someone here warned you.

Thirdly, did you just challenge me on S.S 2 Trigonometry? Again, that's another sign of a brain fault because I definitely taught beyond S.S. Una no go know who una dey talk to, una go just dey misyarn. Little wonder you're still earning peanuts and taking your frustrations on little children.

Again I've earned you, if you don't change your ways, you'll end up in prison with a ready made uniform. Na that time your eyes go clear.

#Picks_tooth

U taught beyond ss na.
I remember.

Are you not the vc of all vcs?
Did you not teach Isaac Newton?

Who am I to argue with you?

On a faceless forum, everyone is rich, educated, earning 10 figures, living in lekki, living in the US.

Me I no dey fake.

I taught in ph earning 68k

It was not enough but I was contented and I leveraged on that to start my business which I'm doing today.

So with your fat bank account and your teaching/lecturing experience, I say go to hell.

SUPERPACK:
But why not look into homeschooling that way you can train them the way you want. Go and release that teacher, let her sign an undertaking, don't take this pathway. You could be endangering the life of your kids as all teachers in the school will avoid partaking in any case concerning them. They could be left at the mercy of other children from rich homes with bad character in same school.

Change school for them instead,

He won't follow this suggestion because he just wants to destroy the life of an innocent teacher.

He just wants to show that he too is an oppressor.

SUPERPACK:
Stop making noise bro. Corporal punishment is still allowed in many states in US till today and heaven did not fall. Before you blame the teacher, visit any primary or secondary school on your own and volunteer to be a teacher for a week, don't come with cane. Share your experience after.

Don't mind the idiot.

The US that he only watches in a movie.

The US that only shows you their nice side in a movie.


Someone who doesn't have anything upstairs, how can he teach?

Heck! What will he teach?

Let me take him to an ss2 class to solve some basic trigonometry.

People who are mentally better than him are busting their ass off to train the next generation, all for a minimum wage pay; and all he can do is to come on nairaland with borrowed data and condemn people's hard work.

Uche7779:
The teacher has been arrested and detained and case would be in court on Monday...


We start from there and the school will get sued for damages too.

We are not animals here...

Congratulations on your well deserved victory.
That teacher will pay for damages. I swear.

Funny how you and your lot can only seek so called justice when it involves someone you can opress.

A teacher who probably just wanted to correct your child and prevent him/her from becoming uncouth.

ravensckar:
Spoken like a true lunatic! Your response does not only lack substance, but it's filled with the characteristic jabber of a balky horse.

I wonder which "proper" school will employ a caveman like you to teach innocent kids. You do not only reek backwardness, but you also come across as one who is inherently not gifted with a faculty of discernment.

I doubt you even understand the statement that "education is dynamic". Olodo wey dey teach other people children rubbish. Continue flogging people's children, your prison clothes will be ready soon.

You can see I chose not to insult your parents, that's the difference between a civilized person and a caveman.

#Picks_tooth

You sound like a failed clergy man.
You chose to insult me, and I chose to insult you and your parents.

What is good for the goose...

I will come for you and your lineage.

Bastard like you.

Offspring of a mad woman.

So your parents are a sacred cow I should not touch?

If they trained u well, u would be better than this.

So in your educated mind, limiting the insults to just my person is wisdom?

The stakes are higher than that, idiot.


Educated people would have passed their message across without name calling.


Since you have chosen to dance in the market place, I will dance with you naked.

I want to use this medium to tell all of you who like comparing Nigeria to saner climes that thunder will fire you.

If you love saner climes so much, please leave here for us.

Go to the saner climes. Leave the INSANER CLIMES for us.

ZombieDredd:
Integrity is strange to people like you from Africa.
You people are not used to someone resigning or stepping down especially your leaders when they fail or are called out on incompetence(minister of darkness for example)

That's why you are capping rubbish.

Shit up.

Slave

U people in Africa my ass

Go to a forum for slaves like u where the whites are worshipped.

Ewu nnewi

ZombieDredd:
Won't you like to japa and teach in the abroad?
Dem dey pay well there oo, let's see if you will survive 1 day after flogging students.

You behave like an animal in a zoo and you puff up.
You get lucky you no flog my pikin, before that your saviour go reach the scene, na Angel go separate us.

Your children will be very foolish people when they grow up.
Crime will be their habit.


The way you are going about your parenting tells me your children have no future.

ZombieDredd:
the audacity to think a child abuser is a sensible thing.

wow.

hand go touch you soon like that woman teacher for lagos

Your name shows you are without sense.

Hand go soon touch u. That mechanic wey u dey do, you go soon spoil person car. U go sleep for jail.

ravensckar:
You're a prison candidate in waiting!

If your common sense cannot tell you that education has become dynamic and that flogging your students is not in line with standard global practice, then I'm afraid your education is a total waste.

You yourself do not deserve to educate other people because even you're uneducated.

E fit be sey you never even achieve anything tangible as a teacher, just vain braggery of inflicting pain on innocent children. You'll likely end up in prison if you don't change your ways.

#Picks_tooth

Education has become dynamic because you are now on tik tok.

The people that taught you have failed in life because of if they disciplined you properly, you would not be talking like a mad dog.

Your parents have failed you. Take your frustrations to them.

ZombieDredd:
Won't you like to japa and teach in the abroad?
Dem dey pay well there oo, let's see if you will survive 1 day after flogging students.

You behave like an animal in a zoo and you puff up.
You get lucky you no flog my pikin, before that your saviour go reach the scene, na Angel go separate us.

When sensible people talk, u sef go dey open mouth?