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Christianity EtcRe: The Biblical Game ...(a Must Play For Every Christian)... by Prosperousmind(op): 9:12pm On Sep 20, 2014
oghalesluv: Anyway it is quit intresting but that word ' for every so and so' is confussing me
The last "so" is for either the punishment or reward/ attribute they exhibit ....e.g 'for every Dry bone there is an Ezekiel' .........Any how my brother grin
Jokes EtcR.I.P To English Language (lets Kill ENGLISH ) ;D by Prosperousmind(op): 8:58pm On Sep 20, 2014
Ahaaa ! .... This a very interesting and exciting game for all Tomdic and Harry ....its called Rest In Peace To English Language ...

It goes like this ; i will drop a word (a very big , bombastic and gargantuan one) that will make all Naira landers to search their dictionary grin

E.G Sesquipedalian , Phantasmagorical , Extemporization , Creutzfeldt Jakob , opprobrium , rheumatoid arthritis e.t.c


***NB : No abuses pls (strictly game) grin Nd make sure your words re in the Dictionary ooo , no come form for here o grin grin grin



lets see the best Emma grammarian on Naira Land
.....its your TURN!
Christianity EtcThe Biblical Game ...(a Must Play For Every Christian)... by Prosperousmind(op): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2014
Hy naira landers .... as i was wallowing in engrossed thoughts an inspiration came to me which prompted me to create this thread ...

Well am going to start with the old testament (not wanting to cover all for the sake of continuity ) the new testament is also there to flow with....

***Its a game nd pls endeavour to comment yours , to showcase how well (not how far) you know the sacrosanct holy book of God (BIBLE)

---True facts from the bible---
for every adam there is an eve
for every eve there is an apple
for every abel there is a cain
for every noah there is a flood
for every abraham there is a test
for every sarah there is an isaac
for every essau there is a jacob
for every jacob there is a laban
for every joseph there is a prison
for every isreal there is a pharoah
for every mosses there is a red sea
for every joshua there is a wall of jericho
for every jonah there is a fish
for every Gideon there is an idol
for every samson there is a delilah
for every goliath there is a stone
for every david there a bathsheba
for every solomon there is a whoredom
.........To be continued by YOU

PLS dont spoil this Wonderful game!........till infinity grin
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 12:50pm On Sep 16, 2014
sosalekins: Hahahaha...............
You can take over from me as the
owner..
Am done with this thread!

But before I vacate this thread,
there's one remaining thing to be done.
AM not happy u ended this story like this ...its like leaving us in the middle of a deep blue sea ....

i was about coronating you with the Nobel prize for falsehood fictions ...... buh anyway i understood ur explanation ....writing story in episodic pattern are always time taking , u tried but m really not happy u disappointed US like this.

no wonder you nva showed me ya picha .....


wishing you 5.0GP grin grin grin ( buh at least 4.7)
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 6:42am On Sep 16, 2014
sosalekins: please people, just a minute...
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Permit me to cynosise the fact
that
MOST OF THE INCIDENTS AND EVENTS THAT HAVE Been HIGHLIGHTED IN THIS STORY ARE NOT CREDIBLE !
BASICALLY, 85% of my updates are pure fiction (they are not true)!
Am sorry I didn't specify earlier,
I didn't see the need to,
but I think ya'll deserve to know!
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In heartfelt gratitude I'd like to thank everyone who have been here... ( reading, following, and commenting)
ya'll are just so wonderful!
Your encouragement and tender
words of upliftment made me decide to come out clean and dust the particles off because,
non of you deserves to be deceived by my unintent fallacious updates!
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In utmost sincerity and honesty,
I hearty apologise for beginning/creating this
thread/ story in dishonesty.
Please kindly condone my
plea for vindication!!
Am sorry for not
initially being honest
and truthful.
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Lekins.
what!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is incredulous and very exasperating ....no wonder am beginning to wonder the wondrous wonderful wonders of MR.wonder .....

you must be a sophist nd very convincing liar o boy if not say u b science student i for don categorize you as a law specie .....

like the popular comedienne would say "to forgive is design nd to hair is human"grin categorically meaning that i knew earlier on unequivocally without nurturing any iota of skepticism that this thread was a fascinating fabrication of unprecedented fact but i just didnt want to talk so they no go say Prosper don start

***my verdict ***
-if you want me to forgve u , you must :
$how me ya picture
Go do BAPTISM for lying on the ozone layer of nairaLand grin grin grin (abi shey u no knw how many acres of land u don consume with lies? )



^^^TAKING OVER FROM SP AS THE NEW P.R.O OF THIS THREAD !!!
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 6:22pm On Sep 14, 2014
cry solakins solar grin grin grin
.......i hv not forgotten , u nva show me your pics ooo


i would love to picturize the pictorial picturesque of your phasinating story .....









see me sef i won form grammar when i no bi emagrammarian .....oya lekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkins
how many "k" u see there huh ......if u no want beating ...
just jejelly show me ur pics (or even ur childhood pics) to tantalize my imagination velocity grin
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LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 12:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
ABEG .......lekins drop your pics , i wanna see it nd knw if truly u look lyk an AMERICANA lyk she said

(am serious no jokes pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 10:25am On Sep 12, 2014
lekins lekins u for unirate in her hands na .........buh dat grl bad oooo , chai ! she just use style dey tap current from d light she no dey pay 4 na wa ooooo for her ooo grin grin grin
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LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 11:31am On Sep 11, 2014
grin grin grin i don com back ...

na who dey occupy my seat for front , oya ngwa stand up! .....

chai lekkins u nva see anything ..... d one my mama beat me when i was sefun , d mark still dey for my body till now .... jxt bcous sey i swap shoe for schl ooo

chai mothers (#crying) there is Amadioha ooo! na only una follow comehuhhuh?
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Jokes EtcRe: Iluminati by Prosperousmind: 12:19am On Sep 02, 2014
HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!!! , i am soaked and covered in the blood of the lamb JESUS CHRIST .












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Jokes EtcRe: Girl Suck Ice Cream by Prosperousmind: 12:09am On Sep 02, 2014
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Jokes EtcRe: Girl Suck Ice Cream by Prosperousmind: 12:06am On Sep 02, 2014
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Jokes EtcRe: Onuwaje Diary of DRY Jokes by Prosperousmind: 11:46pm On Sep 01, 2014
keep it up at O.P only God knws where u re getting these hilarious pics from....
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by Prosperousmind: 1:19pm On Sep 01, 2014
grin ;DGhost mode de-activated!!!!!






-----nice one bro 70% diction accuracy grin
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Marry Somebody You Met Through Social Networks by Prosperousmind(op): 3:05pm On Oct 14, 2013
Some people think its not godly
RomanceIs It Possible To Marry Somebody You Met Through Social Networks by Prosperousmind(op): 8:01pm On Oct 12, 2013
Please give your reasons why you think its right and/or wrong
PoliticsNigeria @ 53 INDEPENDENCE INDEED by Prosperousmind(op): 4:22pm On Oct 01, 2013
Nigeria 53yrs report card
electricity. . . . F9
education . . . . E8
prostitution. . . A1
good road . . . . . D7
bankingsector. . E8
bombing . . . . . . . B2
creativity . . . . . C5
telecom . . . . . . C6
security . . . . . . F9
corruption . . . . A1
cash emblzmt . . A1
leadership . . . . . F9
so wat re we celebrating idependence for when there's no electricity , pipeborne water , unimproved standards of living , unemployment , corruption e.t.c
SportsRe: "MAN.UTD Are They Going To Win This Season's EPL with Their Present Performance" by Prosperousmind(op): 5:09pm On Sep 30, 2013
We cant predict whos goin 2 win d league now cos the league has just started
PoliticsPlz Be Sincere : Btwn "Nigerian Police And Nigerian Thief" Na Who Strong Pass... by Prosperousmind(op): 10:51pm On Sep 29, 2013
Who is more strong between the Nigerian police and thieves or robbers , because i think "police dey fear thief nobi thief they fear police"
SportsRe: "MAN.UTD Are They Going To Win This Season's EPL with Their Present Performance" by Prosperousmind(op): 8:05pm On Sep 29, 2013
I jst wish Man. U could improve in their defence '. I tink ferdinand is getting old
Christianity EtcRe: What Is This Rumour Am Hearing About "The Lord's Chosen Church" !!! by Prosperousmind(op): 7:59pm On Sep 29, 2013
Wow this is really serious
Sports"MAN.UTD Are They Going To Win This Season's EPL with Their Present Performance" by Prosperousmind(op): 4:46pm On Sep 29, 2013
With the latest defeat so far do you think that manchester united by any means will win this season's premier league trophy
Christianity EtcRe: What Is This Rumour Am Hearing About "The Lord's Chosen Church" !!! by Prosperousmind(op): 4:30pm On Sep 29, 2013
Okey . But what do people gain by criticizing men of God . Na wa ooo
Christianity EtcRe: What Is This Rumour Am Hearing About "The Lord's Chosen Church" !!! by Prosperousmind(op): 11:41am On Sep 29, 2013
What i heard was based on sister juliet confession a.k.a chosen mopol . I was just asking for u guyz opinion on that and not insults!
Family"Is A House Really A Home When Your Love Ones Are Gone" by Prosperousmind(op): 11:37am On Sep 29, 2013
Sometimes in life it is the people you love the most that hurts you the most , your family are the ones who are always there for you in times of troubles and difficulties . Sometimes i wonder how people cope when all their family members are gome either timely or untimely ,may be through accidents and other jeopardized hazards
PhonesRe: What Do People Think About You When They See You With Phones Known As "CHINKO". by Prosperousmind(op): 11:02am On Sep 29, 2013
Ok . Tanks if i had knwn i wouldnt have written it
PhonesRe: What Do People Think About You When They See You With Phones Known As "CHINKO". by Prosperousmind(op): 11:00am On Sep 29, 2013
Sorry i dont knw dat it already exists
PhonesRe: What Do People Think About You When They See You With Phones Known As "CHINKO". by Prosperousmind(op): 10:59am On Sep 29, 2013
Sorry , i didnt knw it already exist
PhonesWhat Do People Think About You When They See You With Phones Known As "CHINKO". by Prosperousmind(op): 10:48am On Sep 29, 2013
Many people disvalue new modern phones called CHINKO , due to their worths and ability . Some of this phones are quiet flabbergasting ,with their complexity , people mostly regards them as china phones with the sentiment of belief that they do not last long . They are highly flashy ,compactible , their speakers are like home theatres with portable memory cards and are very cheap but still people downgrade them WHY?
Christianity EtcWhat Is This Rumour Am Hearing About "The Lord's Chosen Church" !!! by Prosperousmind(op): 10:30am On Sep 29, 2013
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Can this be true that pastor lazarus muoka is a faka man of God . I have been hearing all sort of things about this man , infact am so perplexed and puzzled , is this the end time signals that the bible warns us against . Guys what can you say about this church THE LORD CHOSEN CHARISMATIC REVIVAL MOVEMENT
FamilyRe: A Letter From A Mother To Her Daughter by Prosperousmind: 10:18am On Sep 29, 2013
Oh i dont wanna grow old . I wish i could just remain forever young
Jokes EtcWhich Nigerian Comedian Is The Best Comedian So Far And State Your Reasons by Prosperousmind(op): 3:02pm On Sep 28, 2013
Pls remember to state ur reason or why like such commedian

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