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doctorbabs: . DISUNITY IN HIGHEST ORDER. I TOT U PEOPLE ARE WORSHIPING THE SAME JESUS ABI WHILE DISCRIMINATION? I THANK GOD AM A MUSLIM A UNIFORM DOCTRINE. SEARCH FOR TRUE GOD, IF UR OWN GOD HAS BEEN CRUCIFIED TRY ALLAH, THE CREATOR OF ALL CREATURES, ALPHA AND OMEGA,OMNIPOTENT AND OMNIPRESENT

O Yes! ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Jesus was crucified, but the good news is that he tore the bars of death away and ROSE up, VICTORIOUSLY, GLORIOUSLY and TRIUMPHANTLY on the third day. As for the Litany you're giving, if I start with those of God, NL will not contain us.
NB: It was so that the SCRIPTURES may be FULFILLED, so that SALVATION might be brought τ̅☺ the world and τ̅☺ show God's GLORY that all those happened!
Any further questions

mhozzis:

abi naa..

Good Morning Wonderful People Of This House. Hope You All Slept Well? Wishing Us All A Nice Day Ahead...*One Love*...
Looking At The Way This Was Typed, I Think SBABAJ Is ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ New Role Model...

SBabaJ: I Don't Really Have Practical Experience As Such...I Mean The Whole Asking..."Chyking" Waiting For Response Thing. The Little Experience I Have., I Had As A Rake.

SBaBaJ, we understand. #winks#

[quote author=cutey toh bad ]Gud morning house.[/quote]Morning dear.

jonath0012: Gud morning peeps. hope cosmic rays did not harm anyone here. this seems to be a big fallacy to me, but i had to switch off my phone after serious warning from my loved ones, though reluctantly.

And is there anyone in the house who did switch on his phone during that period? let us know cos It's seems everyone actually switched off their phones.

I'm proud τ̅☺ say I didn't. We slept together like husband n wife
Cosmic rays have been coming since ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ part one days...I tire for this country. They said it was coming τ̅☺ Earth not Nigeria! This country D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Earth?

princessmia: ur ryt. I know of such a story. N d thing is she actually liked him very much too

Don't mind girls like that, they don't know that the longer it goes, the more annoying it gets!

princessmia: even 1st Lady vouches for me!

O yes dear. If I don't do, who will?? (Dettol)?

CY09: What style?...I wanna go take ma bath n go 2 bed cos ma eyes are blinking, so as 2 avoid going 2 bed without bathing...I dey even type dis stuff 4rm ma bath room...Chai! C wetin NL don turn me in2!

It happens jawe. I'm also guilty of the bathroom part. Bath quickly, don't let the Cosmic rays meet you I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bathroom o, e fit shock you. Lolzzzz...
Sleep well, have a refreshing night rest.

CY09: My people, sleep calls...Catch u all later in the mawn...#1 love#

Now I can see everybody is leaving I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ style...

Abbasufi: MY PSOTO I GOTTA GO,SLEEPY C U 2MRW

Hmmmmmmm...you too you sure say na sleep or Cosmic Rays?

Abbasufi: MY PSOTO NA ME U GO CHOOSE NA ABI

I don't know the CHOSEN yet!

banttieman: Sleep things. See y'all tomorrow. God bless us, sweet dreams house.

You sure say na sleep tinz or cosmic tinz? Talk true. You wan use style abi?

banttieman: I'm looking else where but I keep seeing psoto's face. Indeed she's the CHOSEN ONE.

Heheheee...The Lord's Chosen!
Jesu, biko, save me from these people oooo

Abbasufi:

ABBA, your eyeballs will remove from their sockets o...Be careful...

CY09: I'm confused too, may be abbantie!

CY!!! That isn't possible. But you wicked sha! See combo...Thank God say IK name no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ there sef...

CY09: You should ask if we really have media houses!

Seriously, its just ridiculous. That's why most Nigerians continue τ̅☺ fall for this sort of rumours!

banttieman: A pretty OFFSPRING

Owwwwkay...now I understand. SuperMAN...SuperKID. Who wan gimme belle for SuperKID

banttieman: I want cosmic rays to come and kiss me, to take me away like one of the 4400 and show up a few years later transformed to Superman.
the boy that had no shoes would be my first target. Next is psoto will assist in delivering SuperKID. Hehe

Fear catch me as I see ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ name o. Abeg which one be "SuperKID"?

CY09: Cosmic rays are atoms such as atoms of
iron that are moving extremely fast,
almost at the speed of light. They
presumably have no electrons so are
highly charged. They hit the Earth's
atmosphere and collide with air atoms.
These collisions cause a huge shower of
particles to reach the Earth's surface
from a single cosmic ray particle. This
shower may cover a square kilometer or
so. The moment of collision with the air
causes a flash of light that is detectable
by sensitive equipment.
It is suspected that cosmic rays are given
off by stars, pulsars etc and the most
energetic ones may come from near
things called "black holes".
The cosmic ray shower represents a a
form of radiation and is generally not
considered to be good for living tissues,
as it may potentially disrupt cellular
functions and cause mutations.
Note that we live in a low-radiation
environment. It comes from cosmic ray
showers overhead and from the rocks
underfoot. Living things have had to
evolve to cope with this constant low
level of radiation. Cells that become
damaged are likely to either repair
themselves or self destruct.
Cells that are in hibernation, such as
bacteria frozen in ice, cannot repair
themselves so the damage from cosmic
rays accumulates causing the cell to lose
viability after just a few millions of years.
The effect on the environment has
probably not been fully uncovered yet.
For example it has been speculated that
lightning discharges may be initiated by
cosmic rays after the clouds have
become charged by more earthly means.

Na wa o. Thanks for educating us on this subject.
But I keep asking myself why our media houses don't say anything about these things, if they are for real, because Nigerians cannot be trusted with rumours.

[quote author=Gods-child]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Low Battery![/quote]Awwwwww...Please pop I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ before travelling. Sleep well...

[quote author=Gods-child]Honestly, FB just dey vex me ni jor...I find it boring & pretentious...egocentrism everywhere...That's why I have very few people on my friend's list...[/quote]Gone are the days when facebook made sense!

[quote author=Gods-child]hehehheheheh...Na today??...And to make things worse, all this free SMS promo stuffs from MTN na wahala...I've been getting some weird messages too...Naija people no dey see free things for eyes ooo![/quote]Rightly said jawe...

[quote author=Gods-child]...For where??...Na South get the lorries jor...na rent dem dey rent am from us jare...[/quote]Are u sure?

UcLloyd: Tick Tock!! I can't wait to wear nysc khaki....i've longed for it. Hello mates? wahs good?

We're almost there bro. In the next twelve τ̅☺ thirteen weeks, you'll be wearing that khaki...

wolebs0007: "Tonight btw 12:30am & 3:30am cosmic rays will enter into d earth from mars. So switch off ur phones at night. Don't keep them near u either, put them away". I have been inundated with a lot of this messages tonite.. No be naija we grow up ni...gbagba jor.

Abeg forget that thing joor. Na MTN free SMS D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cause all these oshi...Na every time cosmic rays D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pass. Cosmic rays ko, Cosmetic rays ni. Mschewww...

ik121: Best of Luck dude. Wanted 2 inform d house i too wil be Missing In Action frm ds nite til saturday(for sum reasons my fon wil be turnd off til saturday). House plz copy dat.

IK, talk true. What's the genuine reason?

[quote author=Gods-child]hmmmmm!.....Tall??...Can you fit a bulb in your room without climbing a chair??...When I wake up on FB, I'll check out your pictures...[/quote]Please all of you that are GOD'S CHILD friends on FB, please beg him τ̅☺ wake up. He's been sleeping since we became friends o.

[quote author=Gods-child]Ermmm...Thank GOD ABBA has Cars only...She wants to drive a Trailer or Truck!...And I have enough of them...They have only Cars in the North![/quote]I don't think so o. Have u forgotten they use lorries τ̅☺ transport their tomatoes and onions?

SBabaJ: Please Prepare Abbasufi's Explanation Beforehand!

You got me ROTFLMAO with that!

[quote author=Gods-child]House, it seems GODS-CHILD would be missing-in-action anytime from tomorrow...All roads lead to my school as I visit Physics department...I called my level advisor today & he told me I must be kidding him by sitting at home if I want to be mobilized...I pray I'll bring good news to you guys...Please wish me luck!!!....*One Love*[/quote]Safe journey and best of God bro. I don't know what the University system is turning into, so you can't sit down at home I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ peace and await mobilization again? You now have τ̅☺ run things by yourself by going τ̅☺ your school.
The only thing left is for us τ̅☺ submit our names τ̅☺ NYSC office by ourselves. SMH. God help us...

[quote author=Gods-child]...#Thinking#...That means we would need a ladder for you ooo!...alright, no problem...

When are you gonna start??[/quote]Me? Ladder? Wish u know hw tall I ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏. I should be taller than you or at least the same height. Unfortunately, I don't know ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ measurement.