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[quote author=Sexy:ify]Am here now dear. Am sorry 4 the long silent[/quote]Where have you been? You just abandoned us sha...

[quote author=Gods-child]House, has anyone noticed that we're moving at an average rate of 4-5 pages per day...I'm certain we'll break 100th page before this month ends...And as time goes on, our velocity will keep augmenting...something like 10 pages per day...I feel sorry for someone who would miss 2 days!

Nairaland no go vex ni ooo, cos at this rate, when I apply Newton-Gregory's Forward Differential formula...I can extrapolate for this thread, a cumulative value of >/= 500 pages....WOW!!!

Now don't you think Nigerian Breweries should come fish out players for Gulder Ultimate Search from this House??...#Thinking#....Who go represent us ooooo!![/quote]O yels we shall...that is inevitable. We're moving τ̅☺ house 5 sef if we're not careful. But I noticed that Batch B's thread has reached about 180 pages and they've not moved yet.
As for the Ultimate Search tin, I dunno who can represent us yet...

[quote author=Gods-child]hehehheehe....So you also smile by yourself...Wow!...That's encouraging....lolzzzzz![/quote]That's a form of consolation τ̅☺ you abi?

[quote author=Gods-child]hmmm, well you're right sha...But please, can you fill in that gap in the () above...just whisper to me so ABBA won't hear![/quote] Amebo!!! 'Twas an educational trip

fadinus: Na 'igbira' language, si mi mewu means wetin i do u.

Are you Igbira?

fadinus: @princessmania, ete mè ya?

Wat language could dis be

And where has SEXY IFY been

princessmia: º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​ Its Biochemistry

Aiite dear. Noted!

CY, I'm sure you know you have explanations τ̅☺ make.

princessmia: I hav edited it. U missed my name at 1st. Y now? Si mi mewu?

M
Don't mind him jawe, the weed didn't work well. It wasn't intentional. A whole PRINCESSMIA, I'm sure he didn't do it on purpose.

[quote author=Gods-child]hmmmm hmmmm....#ClearsThroat#...Abeg whisper nah, I dey hear una fa...[/quote] That's the concept.

[quote author=Gods-child]Baba SUFI! You like me & I love you too...Thanks a lot!!...But me no be perfectionist ooo...Its like I no dey okay sef!...I still don't understand why I do most of this things ooo...You see, I've been so used loneliness & isolation...but when I became part of this Happy Family, my brain has been functioning erratically...You know what happens when a confirmed village boy is taken to England for London Olympics??...Sometimes I see myself laughing alone on the road when I think of some characters in this House...Please is that normal??

That's a good idea!...We should update it, every Sunday after FFF is okay...And please don't forget our countdown timer ooo!...Days,Hours,Minutes,Seconds to November!....hehehehehhehe....lolzzzz![/quote]GOD'S CHILD, pele o. Like you said, its the effect of loneliness. I also talk τ̅☺ myself and smile on the road, but abeg D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ small small o. I know say your own fit pass ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own.

[quote author=Gods-child]Madam Firstlady!...Have you forgotten all your Honorary Awards ni??...Is it because I did not include the accolades you got when you went for Peace Keeping in Sierra Leone??....Ahh I'm so sorry ma'am!...I'll include it in your Citation!

Influence of weed??...Na today??...I no dey weed oo, but you suppose don know say I no normal nah...Hehehhehehehahahhahohooho....LMAO!!

If that should be the case, then I think "What Does A Woman Really Want?" is a Rhetorical Question...[/quote]Aha! I knew you were normal, thajs for confirming it!
I tire for this ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ former P.A.
Yes , I think it is.

femoint007: Happy weekend to you all,@Gods-child,tanx 4 d check up,no be my fault oo,jst kind of busy at work beside,am out of my creek,@psoto,ik1,abbasufi,bantiemman,cy09,deleo,longest time,i hope you guys are enjoying ur weekend,i wl be back to the house soonest,hav realy miss u guys,to the new members in the house i hail ooooooo.love u all

We hail you too o. You'll be back soonest? So you're not even back yet? Issorai, we're waiting.

[quote author=Gods-child]Hahaa!...Please nah, take am easy nah...You think you can catch me??....#ILaughInVietnamese#...Abeg, no let my case tire you abeg!!...Shebi I told you we've just started...A lot of us here understand what has kept the House rolling since June...I also have faith that more ladies are coming, but we still have to appreciate those of you who stuck to the House through thin & thick(or is it thick & thin)...Let me stop here for now![/quote]GOD'S CHILD, we built this house together o. Male and female (and hermaphrodite sef). Don't forget you were all looking for me when the thread started (when I eloped with..... τ̅☺ the White House)

brainyl: A̶̲̥̅♏ Kelvin, A̶̲̥̅̊ graduate of comp sci from d University of Abuja, A̶̲̥̅̊ prospective batch C n Abuja camp corp member. A̶̲̥̅♏ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ happy t̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​ be in U̶̲̥̅̊я midst and quite motivated wit wat Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ guys aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ doing, pls keep it up...

We're so happy τ̅☺ have you amongst us too. You're welcome. Pls keep coming I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ τ̅☺ contribute.

yemcoguy: hello guys, hw has been ur weekend?

Its been rainy n dull. Tanx.

phaarouq: yeah I meant batch C.....jst hav som plans dia u know,what department dd u grad 4rm?

Plans....ok o.
I finished from Department of English and Literary Studies.

Abbasufi: BUT MORE DAN JEALOUS

Durh......I'm done with that topic and I think the house knows who τ̅☺ believe

Abbasufi: DATS Y I LYK DIS GUY HE IS GOOD ND A PERFECTIONIST,HE EVEN HAS TO ARRANGE IT ALPHABETICALLY, MY SALUTE MAN

I TINK IT SHUD BE UPDATED ALL D TYM MAYBE LETS SAY EVERY SUNDAY AFTER FASTEST FINGER.

That's GOD'S CHILD for you o. Ori e pe! I know you won't understand that, literarily, it means "his head is complete"

toluxa1: Hello Guys, I am Tolulade. I studied Mathematics/computer science at FUT Minna. Nice to be here with you guys. Should have doe with Batch B, but had a delay so na Nov tins. We go rock am together!

You're welcome bro. The story is the same for most of us here. But as you said, we go rock ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ together till Nov o and even beyond.

[quote author=Gods-child]Oh that's my Professor PSOTO...BSc(OAU) MSc, PDP(Oxford Uni) PhD, CnN, Ffo, FLd(NL Uni), English & Nairaland Studies.....Thank you very much ma'am!

...Now lets look at it from the question in question;..."What Does A Woman Really Want?"...I saw it as rhetorical cos I believe Sigmund Freud actually doesn't need a reply, he asked cos he wants us to ponder over it...@SBABAJ, I still stand to be corrected ooo...I wasn't in class when Sigmund asked...[/quote]Ha! Jesu! GOD'S CHILD! This is ridiculous. Are you under the influence of weed O ma ga o! Wetin be all these ones bayii?
To the question in question now, in ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own submission, I think Sigmund asked "What Does A Woman Really Want?" probably τ̅☺ enlighten people about it. He's not expecting them τ̅☺ answer that question, rather he might actually be interested I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ shedding more light on it.

[quote author=Gods-child]....Lolzzz!...Why we no go attach Nairaland studies??...You think say e easy to be Firstlady...I think I'll write a Citation on you before call up...I'm still searching for the right adjectives...
BUK.....?? ?? ??....I think that should be Biochemistry...You ladies have been doing a good job in this House, its so funny to see how we guys ignore ourselves in conversations...but you always get response anytime you interact with the guys...#ThumbsUp#

...And if you like, vex commot ooo! (though it won't happen)....I go just create like 3 other feminine usernames & introduce each one as prospective batch C...just to keep guys on their toes....Hehehehahahahohoho....Lwkmd![/quote]Heheehhehehe...Pls where was GOD'S CHILD bought? Abi which kin pikin be dis? U want τ̅☺ create three feminine usernames?? Trust me, I will catch you!!!
Citation? o ga o. On top wetin naa? Abegi oooo...More ladies are still coming, we have faith, abi PRINCESSMIA?

[quote author=Gods-child]Well, I can't remember the full definition of a RQ, but I remember it is a question that has no answer not a question that already has an answer...As long as no one knows the answer yet, it remains a RQ...Lets wait and see if someone does, that should unrhetoricallize it sha....[/quote]Not really like it doesn't have an answer. A rhetorical question is one that doesn't elicit a reply. The person asking the question doesn't need your reply. It might be a question asked τ̅☺ make you ponder on it. For instance, asking "when are you going τ̅☺ be wise"? I don't need that person τ̅☺ answer me, I'm only trying τ̅☺ tell him/her τ̅☺ think well and always try τ̅☺ apply wisdom.
I hope this helps a little.

SBabaJ: I Take It That It's Raining Heavily In Other Parts Of The Country...It's Unlike House Members Not To Have Peeped Into The "Common Room" At 07:07a.m.

Now we're awake.
Today is Saturday naa...we should rest well.
As regards IK's disappearance, he told us that wouldn't be in the house for a while.

SBabaJ: Showers Of Blessing...It's Raining Here In Il-Town., It's Also An Incredibly Beautiful Morning. Family Members., It's Time To Rise And Shine! I Join The Yorubas To Say "EKAARO" To Everyone.

KAARO ooo...se a jire bi?
Dunno if I got that thing o. It doesn't sound correct sef. God help ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ children!!!

Abbasufi: YEAH WENT SHOPPING

You and who? In your dreams abi in a vision? Which one?

[quote author=Gods-child]That terrorist 'AS' guy that nearly disrupted their House...that's him ooo[/quote] I didn't know o. You didn't tell me his name naa. And I've been following his posts I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Batch B thread since after their orientation and he seems like a pleasant person.
No wonder he was talking about people coming in to disrupt the thread.

[quote author=Gods-child]Yes, we'll continue to pray for him...Its a settled case IJN!...He will bring good news for us!!!

...I brought a trailer, we can now start your driving class...[/quote]Amen.
trailer? Training starts today!

[quote author=Gods-child]I believe its not a joking matter if we say we should support ourselves in prayer...If we ask us now how many of us have ever mentioned this Family to GOD in prayers...But its not too late for us to start...Yes! lets go spiritual...Its very okay to pray on this thread but we shouldn't be limited by typing prayer points on our pages...We all know how we personally communicate with our creator...The greatest thing we can achieve in this House is if we all get mobilized...So please, lets endeavor to pray for this House as a whole cos I know our names may be too numerous to mention one-by-one...It is my prayer that nobody will be consoled in this House IJN!!!...AMEN.[/quote]Highly Supported!
Please, if you haven't said a prayer for members of this thread today, say it now!

[quote author=Gods-child]Good Morning everybody....We thank GOD for another day!...It is well.....*One Love*[/quote]Good Morning to you too.

SBabaJ: BOUNTY MAN...It's Too Early To Give Up Hope Man...They Have Three Full Weeks....There Is Nothing The Lord Cannot Do. GET On Your Knees Bro....Dont' Let Man Decide Your Fate!

Supported!