₦airaland Forum

Macmilla:
Laff wan gi mi dayaria. Abeg, which one be "bre*st syndrome"?

ABEG ASK MIZCURRENCY....NA SHE KNW HOW SHE PACKAGE AM!
LOLZ.!

Enangson:
in Psymonds and Nabsprada voice.: " I saw this Coming"

THANK GOD U KUKUMA SEE AM XO....DAT GUY....CORRUPTION D SMELL FOR IM BODY ....EVEN FOR IM MONIKER (MAXMILLA).

Macmilla:
*comes out of ghost mode*

Meeehn, why una no nominate this hot chick naah? I for happily rig the election in her favour. That's if she doesn't win, but something tells me she will

*goes back to ghost mode*

SHEY UNA D SEE WETI ME AND NABSPRADA BEEN THE SEE?
BRE**T SYNDROME D WORRY U.

Onpurpose:
can't help but contribute, cos I have been there b4 (director of social, SUG...UNICAL)

YEAR PLS!!!

mydex93:
plzzzz show me..if that wud make me rest assured

LOLZ.....
SHEY U WANT ALL C-14 TO STAMPEDE ME ABI...?

Macmilla:
Buhahahahaha. Laffin in Kuvuki language.

ONLY THIS KIND TRUTH CAN MAKE A MAN LAF DIS WAY.
LOLZ!!!

rashfat:
She isnt a specialist in failure like some football managers nd i'm very sure if she decides 2 contest other contestants go just dey waste their tym........ Peace

NA TRUE SHA O....SHE REALLY HAS TO FACE HER FEAR (THE E-PAGEANT). THERES BREAKTHROUGH AT THE END OF A FEARFUL BATTLE.

dstnd:
every tree dat bears nt fruit shha be uprooted #na joke ooo#

NAWA U O!
ANYWAY NA JOKE SHA!!!

mydex93:
ok....my point sha be say @d end of it all,op my picture wud be sent to the DG of NYSC for a favorable Posting?

DO U WANT ME TO SHOW UR DETAILS HERE BFORE U BELIEVE THAT SODIQKYINKA IS ACTUALLY INVOLVED? LOZ!!!
*in my voice and not sodiqs voice* CHEERS!!!

nabsprada:
Allergic to failures? YES,scared of losing? NO cause[b]I NEVER LOSE! Its either I learn and have fun,or I win ...either way,its ALWAYS a win-win[/b]

SORRY DEAR...I WISH I CUD HAVE BORROWED A MORE APPROPRIATE WORD TO SUIT THAN "ALLERGIC"
PARDON MY WRONG CHOICE OF WORD ANYWAY.....
AM STILL UR DIEHARD FAN..
CHEERS!!!

mydex93:
THEY ARE NO LOOSERS HERE AS ALL.CONTESTANTS WILL BE FAVOURED WITH THEIR NYSC POSTING.... To this..REALLY!!!..i'll be so happy oooooo

DONT WORRY GALS....SODIQYINKA AND SHOOTSIGHT WILL RESHUFLE THE POSTINGS ONCE MORE TO SUIT THE PARTICIPANTS.
HOWEVER , ANY CONTESTANT FOUND IN EITHER SODIQYINKA OR SHOOTSIGHT'S HOUSE LOBBYING IN CASH OR KIND WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
CHEERS

playerinc:
To tell d truth, she's d least pretty of d bunch and she knows it.

U ARE TOO HARSH WITH UR JUDGEMENT BROO..
SHEZ A DIVA IN HER OWN WAY.

dstnd:
somhhw in life we ve all tasted failure!!!abeg cast her out!!lwkmd

I CANT DARE DAT. WHY SHUD I CAST A KEEN OBSERVER OUT?.SHE NO WANT MAKE.DEM.USE HER SHINE O!!!

nabsprada:
Thank heavens someone is thinking what I'm thinking!....its no doubt a great idea,but it needs more! Macmilla,give us something better if we must have this fun,den let's have it right! Still on *Voting*

GBAM!!!
I TOK AM!!!
DEARIE....I SMELL.FISH WITH MACMILLA...HIM WANT DO KONI-KONI TAKE STYLE FAVOUR IM E-CRUSH.

nabsprada:
Nothing swiddy,just wanna vote

Is Dania30 up for it?? Cos it seems I'll cast my vote again if its allowed sha

NABSPRADA IS ALLERGIC TO FAILURE....SHE IS SCARED SHE MIGHT LOOSE IN THE E-PAGEANT. I GUESS!
THEY ARE NO LOOSERS HERE AS ALL.CONTESTANTS WILL BE FAVOURED WITH THEIR NYSC POSTING.

nabsprada:
Nothing swiddy,just wanna vote

Is Dania30 up for it?? Cos it seems I'll cast my vote again if its allowed sha

NABSPRADA IS ALLERGIC TO FAILURE....SHE IS SCARED SHE MIGHT LOOSE IN THE E-PAGEANT. I GUESS!
THEY ARE NO LOOSERS HERE AS ALL.CONTESTANTS WILL BE FAVOURED WITH THEIR NYSC POSTING.

oyeludef:
Who else thinks the number of contestants should b increased ?

DIS GUY MACMILLA HAS GOT THE IDEA BT NEEDS A HANDFUL OF OTHER ORGANISERS TO MAKE THE E-SHOW SPICY AND WORTHWHILE.
HOW U WANT TAKE ORGANISE THIS BIG SHOW ALONE?
SHEBI U WAN DO OJORO?

cupidora:
thanx

U WELCOM DEAR...JST GET READY WEAR UR CROWN ANYTIME SOON.
WE CELEBRATIN VICTORY IN DUBAI.
CHEERS!

*CUPIDORA* NOMINATED*

SantaErdoo:
Ghost mood de-activated
Morning house. Dis is Santa in da house, how's everyone doing? For me I'm not doing well at all I can't sleep bt think n imagine things, I'm so nervous.

INGYOR YAM!

HAWAYHU?
WELCOME HERE DEAR. PLS...DNT LET UR NERVOUSNESS OR ANXIETY CHANGE UR FOCUS...BE HOPEFUL.
CHEERS.

fantasticfarouk:
Don't disturb yourself. I tried already..she doesn't exist

BROS....SHE EXIST O....FROM EKSU I GUESS....
SEARCH BY FIRST NAME , MIDDLE NAME OR LAST NAME AND THEN COMPARE THE PIX WIT SEARCH RESULTS.

Phateamah:
Wow! So many pages to read in 30 minutes... Macmilla u r a criminal mastermind, dotman d valedictorian lol n ol d class 1000pg grads y'all r sighted.
Waiting 4 the 1111 page grads.

YEAHZZZZZZZZZZZZ
U MEAN THE; ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND ONETY ONETH PAGE ABI!!!
LOLZZZ
PLEASE WHERE ARE THE GRAMARIANS?

handsum92:
Noted sir!...maybe I meant to say "housemembers" sir

OR RATHER HOUSEMATES WUD DO PLENTY....!

Shigoboy:
boss watin I do? Na DG phn no I request no be him wife way u dey prosecute me like dis, biko help me get the bros number

0701 347 5481 NYSC DG'S NO. PLS...NOTE THAT YOU CAN ONLY TXT AND NOT CALL.
THANKS!
CHEERS!!
SELAH!

niceeric:
e too long abeg.....no tym lol

JUST CRAME THE FIRST STANZA KO WE!
RECITE D ONE U KNW...LEAVE THE REST FOR D ODAS..
NAXO!

ORIENTATION COURSE click to collapse contents 
A National Youth Service Corps year starts with a 3 weeks orientation course and it is compulsory for all Nigeria graduates mobilised for national service. The course lasts for three (3) weeks and is designed to achieve the following objectives:

To give Corps Members a better understanding of the objectives of the NYSC Scheme and enable them internalise its ideals
To acquaint members with their environment in their political, cultural, social and economic setting
To prepare Corps members for their particular roles in the Scheme.
To equip them with practical social and leadership skills that will enable them meet the challenges of the service year ahead.
To inculcate in the Corps members the spirit of national consciousness as a basic ingredient in nation building.
To instil discipline in the youths.
To give Corps members adequate physical and mental training.
To imbibe them with the Spirit of collective responsibility.
To achieve the above objectives the orientation course opens with a swearing –in/opening ceremony presided over by the executive Governor of the State/FCT Minister. The oath of Allegiance and the National Pledge are administered by the Chief Judge of the State/FCT.

The orientation course content involves physical training, drills, lectures on the people and tradition of the host State, professional lectures for Corps health personnel’s, lawyers, teachers and Skills acquisition training e.t.c. Corps members participate in social activities designed to create opportunities for them to interact.

They participate in dance and drama competitions, Miss NYSC and Mr Macho.

They also participate in inter platoon competitions on football, volleyball, table tennis, cooking and sanitation. Corps members are also trained on Man ‘O’ War activities leading to competitions on inter platoon drills and tug of war.

AS THE NYSC BATCH "C" CAMP DRAWS CLOSER DAY BY DAY. I FEEL ITS RELEVANT MEMORIZING THE NYSC ANTHEM...
BELOW IS THE NYSC ANTHEM; WHICH IS TO BE SUNG EVERYDAY BEFORE THE START OF PARADE AND LIKELY AT ANY OTHER OFFICIAL GATHERING AT THE CAMP.

FIRST STANZA
Youths obey the clarion call
Let us lift our nation high
Under the sun or in the rain
With dedication, and selflessness
Nigeria is ours, Nigeria we serve.

SECOND STANZA
Members, take the great salute
Put the nation first in all
With service and humility
NYSC for the noble youths
Make Nigeria a great nation.

THIRD STANZA
Far and near we come to serve
And to build our fatherland
With oneness and loyalty
NYSC for unity
Hail Nigeria our great nation.
N.B PLS, PAY MORE ATTENTION TO STANZA ONE;LINE 3

Macmilla:
Young man, I'm not trying to antagonise you oo, cos I have nothing against you. But a simple word of advice, stop talking like you have all the money in the world because of your Dad cos that's pathetic, considering you are a married man (that is what your profile suggests). I'm very sure we have very rich ppl in this thread but no one has ever mentioned these kind of things you are talking about. It's called a camp because that is what it is, A CAMP. You don't expect hotel rooms and room service in a camp. If you are not strong enough to go camping, then why bother? You used to be alone in a room, I see. Maybe everyone else in this house used to be 20 in a room and possibly 5 in a bed.

#quitthedrama
#justsaying

MACMILLA!!!
U HAV SAID IT ALL...I WONDER WAT DIS GUY WANTS TO MAKE THOSE OF US WHO ARE PLANNING TO TAKE #20,000 FEEL, BY ADVERTISING LUXURY IN HERE.
BROS! I BELIEVE EVEN SABIGUY IS PLANNING ON TAKING HIS CAR ALONGSIDE #200,000, BUT HE CANT JUST COME OUT IN THE OPEN AND BEGIN TO SHOWCASE WEALTH HERE BECAUSE OF SECURITY REASONS.
I THINK YOUR NEXT QUESTION HERE WILL BE; PLS CAN I BRING MY CAR TO CAMP? AND IF YES, ARE THERE AUTOMOBILE MECHANICS ON CAMP?
IF YES, YES...FOR HOW MUCH DO THEY CARRY OUT GENERAL MOTOR SERVICING.
KAI.........!!!
BROS...IF U GET DIS KIND MONEY....U FOR DON WORK AM MAKE U BE DAY- CORPER NA.

trendiitee:
dis got me laughing hard...hahahaahahaha... Guy, u no dey forget tinz ooo

YEA....BABY TRENDY! HOW I WAN TAKE FORGET.

Temmytea70:
and what happens after camp days??....just curious

AFTA THEN,,,,ME GO STILL ADD UP.

finallydavies:
kinda new here. finished from UNN. any lion or lioness inda house?

IF U GUYS ARE LIONS OR LIONESS...WE BE TIGER OR TIGRESS.
NA JOKE A DEY O! ANYWAY, U MISSED THE FREE NYSC INFLUENCING OFFER BY ONE "SHOOTSIGHT" UR FELOW SENIOR LION, WHO NEARLY INFLUENCED OUR SABIGUYS POSTING TO SAMBISA FOREST..
U WELCOME BRO...!!!

sodiqyinka:
Printing of Call Up Letters in 4days.

Collection of Call Up Letters in CPIs in 5days.

Camp opens in 11days.

No long epistle today. Good morning y'all. TGIF!

THUMBS UP MAN! U ARE BLEESSED FOR EACH COUNTDOWN TILL CAMP DAYS!!!