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Why em' cun ban Tobie?
Lol


U can stay in school or connect with Neldrizzy?@Prince

Prof. Tobie,shey U have Nigeria people nd' Kulture?

Choi

IamTobie:
Hehe... Done... Pukka, check my dp and see what post utme has done to a matured man....

I saw piercing....

U fine sha


cute

They r leaving Phonetics nd' Phonology for Law nd Arts

Adah96:
Lmao

Was that all U could do?
Huh?Oya rest small sha...
Princecalm,when r U writing? Day nd time?
U can stay in school except U wanna stay for sometime before or after the exams.

Adah96,U still dey inside halll
Oya come nd testify

Fabzgrace

Rjasan:
Early hours of september 4

Choi,really?

Gammfreak:
U RE JEALOUS, GO DRESS UR OWN

Lol,haba Bros,if U see me dress like that for street,U nr go use broom drive me go inside?

Choi

She looks like those cheap mami water goddesses

I missed U too Tobie,good morning Sir.

Mrkelv:
Hi , Morning. Its computer science...

And yes , I'm writing on the 21st , this Friday. Is that also your date?

nah,M'writing the day after...
Just wanted to know the Faculty for that day!
Physical Science.

Adah96:
thanks babes
@pukka3 6

Oya chop kis
Haf U riish biini?

Mrkelv:
Wow. Wishing you all the best.. Can't wait to hear the good news

Hi Man,which course r U gunning for?
I saw where U wrote U writing on the 21st..

Adah96,is becox of yhu I run come here wooh...


I wish U Immaculate success in Ur exams!!!
The very best is wah U gonna get babe


Dharay99,I trust U've giving em' marking scheme...All the best in advance!

Venus007,I dinor disappia


RobinHez

Why pple dey shock for 90questions for 1Hr? I already mentioned it before...Buh that 4passage thingy is one fat lie!


English is 40,Ur core subjects 50!!!

nolio:
chai ur own no good o

but how and why will u say somebody own no good?

jawn22:
Screening Venue: MTN DIGITAL LIBRARY
Screening Date: MONDAY 17TH AUGUST 2015 11:00.00 AM

WHERE IS THIS PLACE LOCATED PLEASE?

When U get to main gate,just enter a shuttle scouting for Hall4,Basement passengers...stop@Basement,U'll see the MTN LAB.

Princecalm:
Pukka Pukka Pukka

Go jhor...
As if U nr see my tags!

Yungex 3/7
Rjasan 2/7
Barnacle 1/7
Clintonopah 1/7
Keyholder 1/7


DABCBCC

Where they just mere guesses?

clintonopah:
I have modified it

Seen!

clintonopah U gave 8 options O

Am confused.

Omeron is a dog in the manger
A.a very wicked person
B.a thoughtful person
C.an eccentric person
D.a selfish and self-centred person


To bring home the beacon is to?
A.achieve something very successfully
B.be public shy
C.prefer indoor work to outdoor work
D.win a huge amount of money at gambling


Florence is a bit of crumpet.
A.a slightly rude girl
B.a pretty girl
C.a lazy girl
D.a money-monger
E.a call girl


I will like to know if salabo nd lulel are really on their uppers
A.ambitious to move up in their careers
B.successful in their chosen professions
C.poor
D.rich
E.still angry


Hassan hates Halimat's guts
A.dislikes Halimat's stupidity
B.dislikes Halimat intensely
C.dislikes Halimat's dull nature
D.is jealous of Halimat's wisdon
E.is envious of her boldness


The woman powders her nose every evening
A.makes herself attractive every evening
B.has a rest from work every evening
C.goes to toilet every evening
D.goes out for fun every evening


David darkened Jonathan's violet
A.insulted jonathan
B.embarrassed Jonathan
C.went to Jonathan's
D.stole from Jonathan


Cc:RobinHez
Adah96
Venus007
Rjasan
Yungex
Princecalm
Mrkelv
Everybody

Rjasan 6/6
Adah96 5/6
Venus007 4/6
Mrkelv 1/6

Dada is one whose all geese are swans A.a very lackadiasical person B.one who peddles rumours C.one who exaggerates D.one who hunts for animals.


The boy needs the hair of the dog that bit him.
A.a medical solution to his problem
B.a spiritual solution to his problem
C.another type of alcohol to cure his previously taken alcohol
D.anti-rabies drug against dog bite


To cook somebody's goose is to A.thwart the plans of the person
B.gossip about the person
C.envy the person's achievement
D.slaughter the person's goose for food


I want to tell you that Izeeq is all there.
A.omnipresent
B.sensible
C.wealthy
D.ubiquitous



Sosola is living in clover in her mother's village
A.living in comfort and luxury
B.living a rough and poor life
C.living in a small and dinky room
D.living alone


Dharay is a fidus Achates of John's
A.strong rival of John's
B.faithful friend of John's
C.loyal employee of John's
D.sworn enemy of John's

Cc:RobinHez
Adah96
Venus007
Princecalm
Asapchow
Rjasan
Everybody

RobinHez:
Oh..thanks G.

U knw how it is with Engineers and English

Durrh
That's no excuse

RobinHez:
Well, like Pukka puts it...."It's as useless as the P in Physcology"

Cc Gbagaunhunter

Choi

Jamb just opened a Portal to check admission status



...And most schools r yet to sit for Putme



Nigeria we hail thee

IamTobie:
When Ada called, I was still ----- bed.

(a) on

(b) in

(c) at

(d) over

(e) Across

B?

RobinHez:
Lol...

Nd den I woke up from a call to action! I can't sleep again

Bros,were U still able to verify?


Good morning!