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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:29pm On Jul 26, 2020 |
DISS TO A MINOR Y’all can pick a thing or two, I like to evaluate the best textcees here on the thread, who can beat me has my $30. I see you Dj5naira. Knowledge is calling in the streets, niggas is deafened But niggas also is dumb, brotherhood isn’t threatened Is how I feel, these niggas is sly, slow and sluggish I let others shine, is how I’m fly, your lil show ain’t thuggish. My vision couldn’t be clearer, acquisitions and mergers You boasting bout your lil ambitions and cheddars. You keep ringing my line, you ain’t even my slime You show who the ropes? Nigga you got this intertwined You wanna link me so bad, fucker cos I give you a listening ear? You in my broskis dm on your knees sucking dick like a bitch in despair This ain’t like one of your conspiracy theories Your obstinacy is serious, you furious, that’s period. It’s a favor to you to do me a favor, you don’t need a soothsayer Why you hating? hate the game don’t hate the good players If you so futuristic you should be thinking mars, fucking flat earther You come in my space and begin to get conventional ideas, sixteen bars got your ass’s ethered MonQ 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 4:48am On Jul 01, 2020 |
Paayne: Fool chop elbow and bars wey follow am come! Bro no one told you? your mom look like Diamond Jackson I beat up her guts now her hymen relaxing My grinding cause her rhyming spasms, time elapsing I made her ass bounce back, the soundtrack you can shazam One thing led to another and we reprocreated It was a favour for a favour and she reciprocated I dumped cum in your moms womb, for all it’s worth you are a bum son but the dumb one is your pops for not using a condom I’m too busy balancing sheets, to make a penny you gnashing ya teething Amazing scenes when I’m not running streets but Im gallivanting it S63 AMG, top off like nudists getting a tan I’m sketching a plan, smith n wesson can bang, y’all better come fetching ya mans my blessing to fans, but if he piss me off again I’ll whip him till he wetting his pants You bring woe shame, If I swing your lane no games, on gang I shing your frame. You leaking like ya ceiling. . . so shut you trap like blinds or throw your opinions out the window paayne Your chic paid me a visit, said my tub exquisite twas a bubble bath I fvcked her supple ass, she said it’s two sweet, but I don’t stay in double flats My gun a bad omen. It’s off my hip if ya notice, riga mortis be stiff as corpse If I lift the curse, your family won’t know paayne, cos grief’s your cuz. Bozo! You are dressed in sheep clothing, It’s you the wolves is after. The pigs on me because I compromised some emails and solved a captcha I trap with my cats, we got looters and em avatars, I’m a tutor you an amateur I’m in the stock market trading bears and bulls like a butcher in an abattoir This fast bread, you roll with slow down negus You broke n couldn’t comprehend grown men business I pulled the trigger, caused a whole damn menace No bro can’t mean this, jury to indict me, but I don’t leave no goddamn witnesses. MonQ! 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 3:03pm On May 19, 2020 |
Wadewaltz: PunFuMonQ: I see niggas talking dirty bout my resume like I ain’t get it out the mud, go dig it up, exhume em First it was shreder then vermanaice. Ha! they was both jinxed, no strings, I flossed maybe Boss baby, in kindergarten my school shorts had ‘deep pockets’ enough to float Inc. No kidding, I’m fluid, these niggas rhymes can’t be sublime Fvck punchlines, check the material and time I spent online Back in the day, I carve my raps on sheets with crimson blades Today the lead pull through, think Deadpool two, how bullets wheels in wade He a bit tense, I don’t need a sixth sense to know wade into chin hair, One smack he fade into thin air like literally . . . ‘waltz outta existence’ MonQ runna president, inquiry has it my buzz inspiring Paayne don’t wanna vote chk! chk! he thought I was Aspirin’ this ain’t a democracy, don’t make me go crazy, either ye go voting or its ya hemoglobin, nah?! baa! baa! I killed paayne like Ibuprofen I ain’t give his top 5, but he dead not alive, R I P to B I G, n TUPAC I split absoul nomenclature, but what I did with yours is drugs, no IUPAC MonQ 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 11:17pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
Emaprince: Welcome back to FFR ninja. Kick 16s sometime. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 11:09pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
absoul: Been busy for your wackass, punk. Mikuz should set up a thread for me to ciao you, so we can all bid you a proper farewell. 16’s Dude your flow is trash, you jumble up vocabs n be like “I’d go with that” Yo relax, before you get a slit and a rib stab, I rip ab and let the soul detach As a gift to sovereign nature, Holy Crap! Rip Ab and let the Soul detach? See how I split his nomenclature!! That’s 180 degrees by curvature, drive by in a corvette, 360 horsepower You fuckin with a war vet, my dawgs set, to draw tecs, n fire at you during rush hour. They ain’t even touch this pussy when he took off like em panties All he saw was bullets from snipers on rooftops, up the aunty. This doubles the stakes, now he decodes the coded threat I snuff the life out of you and doctors ‘ll label it a covid death Your folks began to find more information on the outbreak on CDC That’s your only chance of going viral fam, not TDE. You the type to write tweets, and dm nice chicks Me? I swipe cheese at the store cuz I’m a hypebeast. All you got in life savings is like a million bands in naira Ma niggi, that’s worth just my Mike Amiris and Balenciagas MonQ 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 9:06pm On Apr 04, 2020 |
absoul: Woah. Been a while. Absoul??! FOH impostor! I smoke jay, rock, I’m with the scope n it stay cöck Hey watch! Red beam hit ya dome absoul, now that’s “A.K Dot”. Don’t move dumbfvck or I’ll spray shots, it’s automatic, it go brrrr ‘fore you say stop I pull it out from underneath my Raf Simons when I hop out the big body Maybach I come from way back, you are from this generation of gay rap I don’t play frat, but the tre packed, we could display, scrap No? So fucking get lost pussy! You no better than a stray cat I raise the steaks like I am a waiter with the order for a burger in a cafeteria I abhor your material, you couldn’t go viral if you fvcked a whöre raw, you’d catch a bacteria Your sis is a virgin and ho, she pretend to you but she squirting at home I got videos of her slurping my bone after I posted my shades by Virgil Abloh Nobody dig this asshole looks, you got spirit and heart and had soul too But you fugazi, I even drip n smoke more sticky than the real Absoul do You can’t eat cake and have it but you can eat the biscuit Bullets ain’t regard your sign, they turn absoul to an absolute statistic MonQ. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 8:50pm On Mar 25, 2020 |
Wu wunna spar absoul: |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 8:44pm On Mar 25, 2020 |
theakuko: 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:07pm On Jan 31, 2020 |
HellVictorinho: HellVictorinho: Still Stylin’ 16’s Still styling, blowing og kush like check my suit it’s Italian. My nairas long, he bob his head to naira’s song shouting I’m a Marlian! I left the suite, dressed in suedes, and my drip is a medallion. We wildlings, time whiling, logo on the whip is a stallion. You see the difference? I spin em rhymes from my sixth sense My spliff scents, the whiff dense, I smell like gelato in defense No pretense, I burnt herb in my closet, call it a fume cupboard Room covered in smoke, flashback on Snapchat but I zoom forward When it’s time to focus I use nicotine, death sticks and maybe a sip o’ lean I hope you listening, cos when next you talk dirty to me you chug a jar of listerine quick sixteens ain’t a toll, see how I paint them all? Your brain is dull you can’t write a bar till the sun goes up, down and the rain will fall You psyche clone, show respect! I raise angel dust with mic phones I weather any kinda storm, hurricanes and dangerous cyclones I’m built like a bison, one thunderous punch knock you out like I’m Tyson you’d bleed from one eye son, apply hot water to infected area, n treat with arithromycin MonQ 5 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 7:45am On Jan 31, 2020 |
What sorta name is Victorinho? the lame bingo ain’t catch my lingo I reload the glock, skrrraaa pah pah kah kah . . .that’s how the ting go! 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:34am On Jan 30, 2020 |
B!tch’ don’t you get it? y’all peasants gotta stay really true to me I must say it is pleasant that you get Hell’ but he break the rules for me |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:07am On Jan 30, 2020 |
Been out a minute and he just all talk no bars. HellVictorinho: HellVictorinho: Quick Style I seen through hell and back, he queer n still doesn’t change They say I am sick, these donations I get, ill gotten gains I feel cousins pain, you quote my raps, n wish you wrote like that? That’s okay, you can look at my bars chart and grow my stats I know you’re wack I don’t need a soothsayer The best you can do is bite, but I knock off your tooth player Put paper, I ”rock n scissors” till it look like you got diastema You be static, that’s a bad signal the news be shocking like TV antennas You be wheezing n coughing till I get to squeezing and popping He ain’t see me greasing and buffing the glock I be using to spark him His fam point fingers soon as they see me reaching and cocking “At you, at you”. .I tell em to quiet down, not even sneezing an option Tossed his salad n sandwich, the gun is gay call it Sam Smith My hand flinch, I blam quick! I see the look in his eyes, he in anguish. His fam wished I don’t shoot again but I’d do if he damn twitch ironic how he lost his life, but apparently no victor, no vanquished MonQ 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 4:50pm On Jan 09, 2020 |
HellVictorinho: Nigga stfu! Lifting off from. . . 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You thread I said it’s the MonQ! One conk, your cranium bump It feel like you were given twenty Valium pumps You won’t be really missed, your sneaky diss is a gimmick n a silly risk I’m a lil pissed, I shall bring hell upon hell like lethal missiles in the Middle East You no stand up guy, your back gets blown out, the geezer homo Bent over n got fvcked so bad he slipped discs like he needs the promo I’m at his crib, knock the door down like Jehova’s witness masks up, quarantine suits, injecting his fam with Ebola sickness Nigga, you know ya weakness? You quick to speak next I write raps like a computer program, code word, speech-text I pun words . . .you can call it word porn cos yunno the ink squirt .thats snake venom I give you skin tats. . .this sting hearts (ting hurts) With fuelled rage, fire the 12-guage and raise hell, like he lack home training the chrome banging, you ain’t catch a sprayed shell? the gun butt make ya face swell I pray well that the enemies dont catch me cuz I browse n prevail A dozen jewels n jesus pieces when I rise n shine, like a thousand bezels Master of the Arts 5 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 12:01pm On Jan 09, 2020 |
Hey punk, you don’t know hell just like trump till uranium dump from Iranian bombs. It’s the MonQ! One conk, your cranium bump! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:49pm On Jan 07, 2020 |
absoul: I see you cuh! Lyrics is good ,need work on the cadence like you was rapping it out. 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 8:22am On Jan 07, 2020 |
readone2018: Nigga wtf? You need some’n? this dumbfvck dont see what he did wrong I know the deed done, but it’s FFR, next time try ‘read one’ It’s straight lyrical here, I’m sure you scanned the audio lounge But still spam the thread, chk chk bam! he dead, so adios son! “You’re so gone” it reads, your mom got your pic on a shirt She tryna raise funds for the funeral, I gave a ‘tip for the merch’ I’m literally saying she beg money, so she gimme head sloppy She ask me how I want it, I said over your dead body! I mean I got balls, but for what it’s worth nigga your momma brave She still sućk me off after they bury you, guess where? right on ya grave You prolly don’t deserve this, I’m thinking I should preserve this But fucc it, you gon get it all, I ain’t reserve shit! Teach him a lesson, .45 ACPs, or I’m reaching the wesson 9mms, he get em ASAP, I’m just brandishing my weapons So be careful how you step in my home, or be sure I’m wetting ya dome I must get to the paper, but from time to time I’ll be checking my phone MonQ! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:27am On Jan 07, 2020 |
This nigga must be hard as nails, bars are fails and he ain’t far from frail Spamming the section he should be barred and given a free card to jail 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Today's Monday And Other Short Stories by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:11am On Jan 07, 2020 |
JigsawKillah: I see you love poems and saw your last battle, somewhat impressive. Let’s do a flex, whenever anybody sees it, they judge. |
Music/Radio / Re: Happy Christmas Music/radio Section Lovers by PunFuMonQ(m): 1:49am On Jan 02, 2020 |
Hey Airmark, What’s up with the rap battle section? Are there any active lyricists still here I want a stake match. Look up my content. Compliments! |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by PunFuMonQ(m): 1:40am On Jan 02, 2020 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Showdemcamp(sdc) Dropped A Classic This Day Last Year With Clonewars Vol Iv by PunFuMonQ(m): 1:29am On Jan 02, 2020 |
The force be with you and . . . THE LAST OF A DYING BREED. Ever pen some lyrical game yourself? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:18pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
Brunicekid: Tranquil and serene, I was enjoying the calm mental ambience Until a kid came into the scene, he need parental guidance This section ain’t for children, you must be lost wandering like a pilgrim If you can’t find ya way out, MonQ show you out the building Talm ‘bout performing like your sister ain’t wake up on my bed in the morning She yawning, she want the organ, I gave it to her and she begin the moaning This is a lesson for you, if it was a battle, it be a mismatch kid You no rapper, if you ever, you only wrapped Christmas gifts You git ma drift? I am watching Hoobs&Shaw with ya sis, breakfast the meal She prepared it early at ya mamas, brought it to the crib for Netflix & Chill Recite your nursery rhymes kid, no games here, go play at crèche It must be quite simple like ABC, your tuition was paid in cash When in high school, fool I bet you was getting high No shit, you pissed, cos back then you were bedwetting guys Don’t let me grab the tool, push your wig back like I wanna glue hair This is meant for you to make resolutions about rapping in the New Year MonQ! 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 5:32pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
Only swave improving lyrically, the rest of y’all wannabes You can’t be really me, just follow my steps like millipedes 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 3:51am On Dec 29, 2019 |
Look at the thread, shīt ache my heart, needle squirt ll make an arc the narc take swave apart, thats lethal injection and razor sharp |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 10:31am On Dec 26, 2019 |
MonQ is the towns buddhist, I knock this clown toothless He damn stüpid, I know he look wise but he sound foolish 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 10:02am On Dec 26, 2019 |
tianshie: Go to 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 3:57pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
What’s a gangsta to a wãnkster? See earlier I tried ta warn cuz He get no pussy! We never seen xoftcore fvck even on pornhub |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 12:46pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
This nigga sëxchatting in WhatsApp groups, I got hoes on the island Patra just came back from Dubai and Blossom is going to Ireland 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 6:11am On Dec 22, 2019 |
‘Styling Still Yo I’m used to grinding, me n my dudes is vibing Gotchu a bag, fvck around, slip up n lose the client We move in silence, except when we skid past On the news is violence, maybe I should get a ski mask Nah, just skip ads n check if the views is climbing Niggas bet you a fool if you ain’t get bread or bred with the tools I’m plugged in listening to the Beatles, word to self like damn they’d think I was a fetus when I say I fed with the ‘tube Up all night steady working, though the feds is lurking Before y’all hopped on the wave, I was already surfing I’m a bank my niggas earned my trust cos I guarantee them Broke niggas go yen yen yen like Japanese men It’s a game like ludo or ladders, use a vpn or you blow your covers Y’all got pocket change, I’m on the stock exchange selling euros n dollars I’m balling, living y’all dreams, heart desires, wishes Sliding in foreigns to da club rocking designer pieces Master 6 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 4:19pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
In this section, I ain’t feeling the vibes I should up and go fvck whöres Last thread, swave begging to battle, way he ride my dick is slow like it’s xoftcore 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PunFuMonQ(m): 5:09pm On Dec 16, 2019 |
I see both of y’all want my attention, like who first ‘ll get dissed by me I get that a lot, sometimes I look in the mirror curse and wish I’m me |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by PunFuMonQ(m): 3:04am On Dec 15, 2019 |
Quick ‘Style I peeped the thread a couple niggas holding it up It’s like felling trees, they at loggerheads, an obese mf toting the saw I’m hoping its more, no joking. . . ‘em niggas ain’t choking for sure But enough of the bullshit, you know where to take it when I open the door! Fools can quarrel, but when The MonQ is here in full apparel, show respect bet they ain’t teach you that in your morals so after this you owe a debt I swing n parole in presence of kings and pharaohs Little shits quit rapping now and begin to sing em carols Draped in satin robe fingerfucking guns, this no capping holmes Pardon my French, you versus the semi leave you vice versa, that’s Latin yo! I’m a barbaric fucker, still a nigga fly like an Arik worker It’s me, I gone walk you through the roots like Tariq Trotter I’m the best slimes, neck shine, we could square off in a ring but let’s rhyme, tec9 so you rest fine, baa! baa! thinking I wasn’t gon shoot right? haha, in your left mind! I could show em the ropes, roll in the votes, their life on the threadline You be in the stars, when I ’wish wish’ slice ya shit with knifes in ya intestines Shifu! 4 Likes 1 Share |
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