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e be like say small small sense don dey enter Nigeria men heads these days....everyone don dey wake up ...

habsydiamond:
So pesin wey some people believe say na security dey get security dogs again... The best guard of all time is God... With God u don't have to look at what's happening behind or in front of you... U are totally safe from every evil.. Praise God mehn!!

naso una dey always talk...but these days we see pastors moving around with heavy security men and they will tell u to buy sticker,paste it on ur car hahaha ...last last all na scam

don't even know how the car tracker looks like ...no pictures just write ups

oga drop price here ....

it's funny the present administration doesn't have anything reasonable to offer ...even after 6 years u people are still blaming the past administration...what have u been doing? Goodluck administration is far better than what we are currently experiencing no matter how u try to paint it...it's a shame

'lemme see what I can do'

here in aso rock,we are not allowed to click link because our baba yaff travelled

they will not move this to front page now ooo...if it was the pink tissue paper that billionaire's daughter used to clean useless bombom ...u will see it in front page...or snake ...mtchew awon oniranu

pls amdman ....how much will land 'Infiniti m37s 2011' keys in my hand...all cost inclusive pls

snake farming I guess...u and lala will just be running things to the front page ...lol

jayinfo2:
After I jumped into the pool, what I did next was to replay all the video I have watched on YouTube in my head.


okay they said in the video first thing is that I will float on the water. but reverse was my case oo instead of floating I was going underneath the water.

naso I begin struggle to go up .

then I started to move my hands and leg if I will go up . omo na down I still day go ooo.

by this time I was already loosing my breath.

water don day enter my nose, eyes, ear, mouth.


I was still struggling with the water. but the water kept over powering me.


na there I con remember my papa say and this man don try for me ooo.

that was the only thought that came to my mind all through the struggling.

I didn't even prayed for miracle or help. it was just the thought of my dad that was in my heart.

I kept struggling until I just saw someone from no where underneath the pool, pulled me up to the top of the pool.

omo na so I begin gasp for breathe, but it wasn't that bad. I just signalled to the guy that thank u, then he swam away .

as I comot inside the water , I looked around if I wasn't disgraced, and then I noticed that no one was looking at me.

na there my mind come down small, I checked for my babe, she just day use water play. then my mind come down say ooooo thank God she no see me. I never F**k up.

but do you know that all this while I was sitting at the bank of the water after the guy lifted me up, I didn't hear anything from my surrounding , meanwhile there was loud music playing around the pool.

na there I begin fear say abi I don die. and as per say no one was paying attention to me I was now wondering if they could see me or not.

after like 20 seconds or so. I just heard the loudest sound of my life in my ear.

it was then I knew that I wasn't dead oo.

I quickly signalled to someone and the person responded.

that confirmed that. wasn't dead.

did I tell you that the quantity of water that left my mouth, nose, ears were much. omo even me shock.

after that scenerio. Dem no born me well stay inside the pool again.

naso I jump comot for the water for people way Sabi swim.

but some boys just day go meet my babe inside the pool. my eyes no fit take am .naso I enter pool back oo.

but I no swim anything I just day waka inside the edge of the pool.

I no fit come kill myself the second time.

I thought my babe didn't see anything. meanwhile she saw everything that happened but pretended she didn't see it.

it was the 3rd day she sat me down then told me to explain the stunt I pulled at the pool and that she saw everything, she was even the person that told someone to help me.

na there I weak. she use my laugh eeen. even her friends just day use my laugh.

it was funny that day though.

but it wasn't funny on the day at the pool because I could have died.

Guess what that was where our journey of love started.

this love story self sweet but sad. I won't be going into it though.


what did u learn from this story.

and since then. omo I no day try impress any babe again oo.

I don laugh tired ...guy u funny