₦airaland Forum

"Madam give me garri and sugar, make i drink. Add groundnut and milk"..cos if i eat dis burger i go too vex 4 my self

Adebowale352:
lost three uniben lecturers in the accident

sirOrubebe:
Lol. Someone made a statement to this regard in the thread where GEJ commended this man for conceding.

God-fearing electoral commission ko, satan-courageous independent commission ni

9jayes:
SMH, she can't make 5.0

WomanOfRace:
hahahahahahahahaha that's a full time job ,enjoy. Hope you have modified that comment with my real name.

Thank you for your time here.

You eeeeh onyokometer

WomanOfRace:
I resign.

So,who are you now? small tip off abeg.
Pls what is the moniker?

can you modify the comment and remove my name? a lot of our friends are here and will now figure out who i am just like you did now.

WomanOfRace:
Hahahahaha ,hmmmmmm how did you sniff me out here?

I'm not using my pix as dp,so how did you know? Are you one of the admin here?
ok, good.....that's our secret now.

WomanOfRace:
Hahahaha abeg o.....for where? since i registered on nairaland,only one person has seen my pic and that was only yesterday.

Maybe you think i'm someone you know.

Thank you for the complement though,I claim it.


you eeeeeh......

Seun:
Yes, I believe it's a sin.

repogirl:
Chai!!!! This is happening while Buhari the dull fool cannot pay Federal staff the usual 13th month. The first time in years that some staff will not receive this.

The fool should resign and get out but he won't agree.

WomanOfRace:
You wana know? A lesbian cousin for years now

One in school pretending to be a friend until she started touching me while talking to me and pretends she was unconscious of what she was doing till the very day she tried kissing me in my room and i have to leave my room for her to neighbors till she left and finally, got mad at me when she tried her last prank of telling to come to one her friends lodge that she was sick but i didn't go because my mind told me it was a plan to rape me and it turn out true cos she came around in the evening screaming at me and i told her to delete.

Nearly snuffed out life of one who invited me to Lagos after after i graduated with promise of job before service not knowing she want to turn me to full time beau of hers,left her place after a hell of night of struggles,pleading and useless promises. I observed her too.


Many others too,don't know what keep attracting them to me and i was observant to know more than enough.

God,nature is not stupid.

WomanOfRace:
You may do something because others are doing it without knowing the significance. I have a cousin who is a lez since her 14 till date,just that now she dines and wine with big ladies in the country. Not all lesbians hates men. The top ones just don't date men but the low class ones date men for material purposes and fellow women for sexual satisfaction and fantasy or even the money and exposure too.

Lesbians wear ring on their first finger,even the second and the last.

Leg chain is very common with them and prostitutes too.

The male lesbian has a similar character trait like that of a man. Bossy,quick to temper,domineering and heartless when she choose to deal with you.

Lesbians are more in company of women than men

A lesbian can marry a man,have kid for him and still her business without you knowing for years except you keep close eyes on her and observant. She doesn't enjoy a mans lovemaking because to them body romancing,seduction is the ultimate while penetration is the resolution. Some lesbian may find it hard to climax when a man do it to her.

Lesbians are fond of touching the body of fellow girls anyhow when they talk.

In the world a lesbian,a man is the last thing that exists . They can be ruthless and heartless too,just don't step on their toes.

A rich lesbian can spoil a partner silly with material things,fun and places but never mess with her.

Lesbians jealousy is something out of this one,what belongs to them belongs to them alone.

BrutalJab:
A friend that stays their will help me.

BrutalJab:
Is it still available I'm interested.

ThundrCork:
"If you think knowledge is expensive try ignorance" who said that?

Billyonaire due to your last thread, I am watching Cosmos all over again.

Do you know that virtually every call I receive on my phone, the person flashes in my thoughts seconds before the call connects? This grew worse as I began to belive more and more that we are all connected somehow. Right now such occurrence doesn't suprise me rather I look foward to understanding it deeper.

Bowaley17:
Ihenacho is a bast*rd... A disgrace to Nigeria. The whites are not wrong about Nigerians abroad...
Igbos are touts...

emusmithy:
Thought you called yourself an a**h****?

emusmithy:
She could be emotionally distorted and wants you for a cover. What kind of girl is she?

goingape1:
na mumu dey worry you!

fvck the danm thin.