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Family › Re: How Would You Feel If Your Child Replicated Your Lifestyle? by Qhalifah: 5:54pm On Jul 24, 2016
raayah:
I'd be happy because I wasn't really a bad kid but the main reason is that I'd treat her better. Because I would be able to know when she's about to make mistakes and the right steps to correct it, since I've been in that position.
I laugh you in spainish ehn. So your telling us now that your parents were not kids before so as to know when your about to make mistakes and correct you. What will be will be, I'm very sure you know #karma? Just saying kiss
Family › Re: How Would You Feel If Your Child Replicated Your Lifestyle? by Qhalifah: 5:54pm On Jul 24, 2016
raayah:
I'd be happy because I wasn't really a bad kid but the main reason is that I'd treat her better. Because I would be able to know when she's about to make mistakes and the right steps to correct it, since I've been in that position.
I laugh you in spainish ehn. So your telling us now that your parents were not kids before so as to know when your about to make mistakes and correct you. What will be will be, I'm very sure you know #karma?
Family › Important Notice:please Keep An Eye On Your WARDS A Lot Is Happening by Qhalifah(op): 9:26pm On Jul 23, 2016
This is to bring to ur notice that cartoon channel Nickelodeon with effect from today will start showing gay couple on one of their series called The Loud House. Please let's always check on what our children are watching. God bless us all...I received this and checked online. .it's true!
Share with loved ones
Copied with video proof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--YWSSOXOw8 shocked
Education › For The Sake Of The #IGNORANT, Please Be WISE/EDUCATED. by Qhalifah(op): 6:48pm On Jul 23, 2016
#copied from Adesanya2014
7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA
1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike.
2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles.
3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram
4. Look back for kidnappers
5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside
you!
6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani
herdsmen with cattle
7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police.
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If after all these you still die,na from your village!!
.
.#Copied from Adesanya2014
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Dances, Whines His Waist "You Are Gay, You Should've Danced Unclad" Fans by Qhalifah: 10:43pm On Jul 22, 2016
calliope:
Gay wit 2baby mama's and prospecting others lined up grin

Nigerians sha huh
so you mean you don't know gays do have children?? I ain't saying he's gay. Smh
Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 10:33pm On Jul 22, 2016
Am done o, let me come and be going.

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 10:30pm On Jul 22, 2016
29. Prize-giving day saga, daddy eye be popping like shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 10:29pm On Jul 22, 2016
28. Trying to get the right haircut for the party and daddy spoils the fun like

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 10:27pm On Jul 22, 2016
27. Our inter house oo

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 10:25pm On Jul 22, 2016
26. Returning to my comfort zone be like

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 10:21pm On Jul 22, 2016
25. Nobody wan fail ooo

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:30pm On Jul 22, 2016
24. Unwind Aye!

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2016
23. Moment of luck; But Kamal is watching too o

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2016
22. My people it won't oo

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2016
21. Gaming was a must

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2016
20. Your own won't be an exception, I know for sure that I'll survive you

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2016
19. Ah! Mummy it's a lie o

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:12pm On Jul 22, 2016
18. There's always one stupid person in The class as in very stupid

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:09pm On Jul 22, 2016
17. Let me just die ooo

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:07pm On Jul 22, 2016
16. Just because I come late

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 2:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
13. Me I no dy carry last oooo

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:58pm On Jul 22, 2016
12. And now someone ll die oo cry

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:56pm On Jul 22, 2016
11. The struggle, nobody wan die

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:54pm On Jul 22, 2016
10. My evil squad must not see me cry grin

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:51pm On Jul 22, 2016
9. Man Of The Moment

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2016
I just want to know why?? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2016
7. Evil class captain and their list of noisemakers

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2016
6. Sec School friends are the worst and best at the same time.

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:38pm On Jul 22, 2016
5. I love this moment grin

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:33pm On Jul 22, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
It was fun and crazy down there grin
Mad fun I must say
Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2016
4. When our new P.E teacher wants to form badoo in front of the principal and we the studenT be baddest tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: #secschool REALITIES/NIGTHMARES. Here are some RELATABLE picture by Qhalifah(op): 1:26pm On Jul 22, 2016
3. The question you ask that one mad boy during Fine Art test and his reply would be.

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