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Truth be told, you are on point.
Retail indeed!
Sunday tonic! Read your bible and understand it! Simple!

The finer a girl is, the more dangerous her fart is.... Iits just the law and girls are always more dangerous than guys!

Please I applied for redeployment after camp of this 2013 Batch C, if my request is successful, when should I be expecting my redeployment approval. Thanks.

Please I would like to know how often redepolyment is done in NYSC? Either monthly, quarterly or bi-annually? This is due to the fact that I applied late for the redeployment at the end of camp for this just concluded Batch C 2013! Can anyone please help!
And by the way, FP please!!!

Wanted Civil Eng and now B.Eng Civil Engr graduate practising it!
I thank Baba God above!

Okiki_Oluwa: In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask [color=#007700] Mr Seun Osewa![/color]

Abeokuta!!!!!!!

I haven't changed it since March 2012.

physise: pes 14 na complete rubbish d graphics be like ps2

Seriously Obviously you haven't seen the game at all.

FIFA? Bring it on!
PES? Bring it on!
It don't make me no difference! Play PES for an hour, quit then play FIFA for another hour.
I just love football! That's all I know!
Ability to understand the game engines is what most people lack and that is why they end up being disappointed like the OP. I remember when PES12 came out and it was super difficult and all players could dribble and run like Ronaldo; The simple trick to solve this was just to use two defenders and shadow mark and perfectly time your X tackle to avoid unnecessary fouls, SIMPLE!!! Already played PES14 and as much as I have seen flaws, it is still a good game that I will still understand with time(Too busy these days tho). Getting FIFA14 soon tho.

I play both every year since 2009 so I must say that playing FIFA is always hard work (mentally) but PES is chilling and straight forward. I'm always down with any of 'em tho but I don't really like the career modes of FIFA! I prefer Be a Legend and Master League. They are pretty straight forward. As for exhibition matches, any of them will do. And as for Naija not being included in FIFA 14, I really don't care as I'll rather use Cardiff.

jydogirl12: I'm not dulling

I like your analysis.. that's the point, people will always break the rules , be hypocritical, condescending , and better liars in their homes anyways .. CU's goal is to Encourage a Decent face value, CU will not change anybody's attitude and imbibe Hometraining , they ain't y'all parents .. They want to reduce rubbish ( camels feet or wtf is it called drives me crazy on its own) on their campus that's all. Get it?

This might be long! Read at your own risk to being bored!


The Statement: "CU's goal is to encourage a decent face value"
I beg to differ on that.
This is why;
The mission (as you can check on the school website) which I think is as good as its goal is to create knowledge and restore the dignity of the black man..........
Now dignity is something that can't be faked, you will loosen up and be exposed at one time or the other. This infers that they hope to imbibe the stipulated core values in all students who go through its system and not just to give their outputs the "face value" (as you put it)
Now this is my submission, in trying to make an output that is of wholesome human qualities, they end up making ones who are even worse off than the average human and they seem not to know it as the system allows itself to be cheated by its own subjects in perfect disguise.
Let me put it like this, you don't want black snakes to crawl out of a garden instead you want white. Now you hope to achieve this by scraping off the skins till you have the colour white yet you leave a stream of white paint running across your garden. In the end, since snakes are really slippery, dangerous and all that, you end up just being able to attend to three outta hundred, kill 25 for being not too clever to just run into the stream of white paint and clear your required standard. In the end, the extra 72 that you cleared will just easily rinse off the white paint when the rains come and go back to their normal selves.
You never really wanted to just have white painted snakes(face value) but you really needed truly white snakes which was the real goal.
Point of the whole epistle is that, the system is crap and students will always beat it and be even worse than they were in the beginning.

jidegirl12: I tire oh .. Tell them.

Infact I would send my kids if they wear uniforms. The immorality rate in Naija Tertiary institution students is quite alarming and discouraging for parents who desire to send their kids to a decent Uni at home...

There are parents who actually are praying for this to happen sooner than later so it's long overdue... Good job Chancellor.

Yeah this was what my father thought too!
Don't dull!!! In a random sample of 100 students there, only 2 out of the sample population has truly adhered to the rules, 73 individuals have just learnt how to become better liars, pretenders and hypocrites and the remaining 25 are those who just can't help it and will probably be expelled before the end of their stay in the school.

LMFAO! This must be the work of Ada Sonia ;DLMFAO! ;DLMFAO ;DLMFAO
Still wondering how I finished from that school sef?! But the guys are lucky, those girls can stop lying and the poor boys will see the real wowo things behind all that pancake. Not being in the system might not make you realise the extent to which those girls have taken make-up. But who sigh all of them sef?! I don collect my own degree commot!

Adufaye: Anoda NYSC member again

Na wa o

Just dis year d record of corps wey dey die don increase #sad#

RIP 2 d pretty gal

Make dem scrap NYSC na

So this happened because they were posted to Boko zones bah?

As a point of personal opinion, Fun is doing what you ought not to be doing because there is something more important you should be doing. Let me cite some examples;
1. Playing PES or FIFA when you got an examination the following day.
2. Clubbing when you have a report to submit the following morning.
3. Watching BBA when your whole apartment is in disarray. (NB: Don't see the point in the show though)
4. Midnight Calls!!!!
.....................and many more we all can relate to.........
I am currently so free that all I used to enjoy before while busy I no longer seem interested in, this necessitated that my definition.
What is your take on definition of fun?
Thanks!

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http://saharareporters.com/news-page/covenant-university%E2%80%99s-former-vice-chancellor-suspended-examination-fraud

This is a huge lie!!!!!!

Now that is a failed tutorial there

The start up cost of solar-power is relatively astronomical compared to engaging the use of generators and government's power supply hitherto has been epileptic. It then becomes choosing between high maintenance charges on the fuel powered generation or high installation cost of the solar-powered systems. Another problem I see with the solar powered system is the availability of expertise in maintenance and repairs as every machine is bound to break down at one point or the other.