₦airaland Forum

When HIV is no more,...pregnancy rate would be higher than never before!

The only reason condom sells like crude is more because of the fear of HIV than the fear of pregnancy.

obailala:
Don't believe everything you hear or read in the news (especially when it's a police statement). It's very likely that the so called 'recaptured' inmates were the ones who actually stayed put when the gates were wide open.

True! Unfortunately for my dear country, I cant agree more with you. Nigerian Police of shame.

lalasticlala:
According to a breaking news report byRadio Continental, an explosion rocked the Federal Prison in Ado- Ekiti in Ekiti state this morning. The report says many inmates escaped, some were recaptured.

If you must attempt a prison escape, ESCAPE. If you can't, then stay put even when the gates are wide open. A failed attempt to escape is a big disappointment, especially when the bars are down.

nice

This is serious

these insurgents still never finish?

Stagnancy stinks.

See their faces

We have plenty Alibabas in Nigerian politics.

30 houses? Do we still have fire service in Nigeria

Obinoscopy:
Another source, who resides in the area said that the timely arrival of fire fighters from the state helped to reduce the impact of the inferno in the area./

Is there another meaning to "timely arrival" that i don't know?

30 houses cannot burn in 10 minutes unless they all started burning the same time.

All we see are photos of Jonathan's face. Where is the airport being commissioned? Or is it that ware-house looking thing?

Ishilove:
“The last time we did what we thought was best, we were forced to revert the changes by people in high places.

Prayer point for this morning: May you locate your "people in high places" before the end of this year.


^{_{There's only one thing on Keshi's CV: "I know the people in high places"}}


**modified**
I love this response:

MadCow1:
And the CHildren of God SAYYYYYY Amen..
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Only 50? I have up to 500.

50calibre:
You speak like a fool, & 51 fools liked your foolish comment.

Where's the wisdom in calling 52 Nairalanders fools?

KLand:
The law cares. Dud cheque is a criminal offence.

When you wake up, you'd realize you're still in Naija.

Omooba77:
My own should be there tooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yes, your OP Nairaland Limited made it.

Being a celebrity opens u up. Who cares about my bounced cheque?

Ishilove:
'‘Following the ....., you issued two post-dated cheques; one for the sum of $240,000,000 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand United States Dollars Only) dated 20/12/2013...

This typo is too expensive to make o. Especially when it has to do with money....it is not called typo, it is called FRAUD. Either the OP or his source (dailypost.ng) should be jailed.

$240,000,000 is a crazy N40,800,000,000. If D'Banj can write that in a cheque, I'd become a better D'Banj tomorrow (and I mean 26th of November).

RIP papa, and thank you for giving us P.Square before leaving. Most consistent Nigerian artiste since 2002.

Many fathers have flushed down their own "P.Square" in a cheap gold circle condom.

without guns?

Chai! This is serious humiliation

With sponge ni o

I vote Emperorking20
cc Abumikey

Now this is serious

engrjidex:
Chaiii.
Who go buy this my neatly used Techno phone now?

Brainwashed!

Still very pretty

At least, principal office get DSTV

morefire:
WHATS YOUR POINT EXACTLY?

Ask a friend.

***modified to help your comprehension. I didn't think of people like you when posting the comment. No vex.****

YES to this move! We import everything,...but not ebola.

Chai! And this guy na person papa

Now, they will be building houses

Good to hear we are still making some money from Agriculture.

I'm afraid that at this rate of almost total dependence on crude oil, the thing go vex one day dry up.

everything done by a nairalander makes the front page