₦airaland Forum

Feranmicharles:
Abi nah amma follow both of u cos u be #SBON

Boss: up space bookers of NL

Chorus: we shall continue booking till we get our banning notice!!!

*opens origin* let's d fun begin....

I follow you back trowey.

Jarus:
When I was in school and when i was a working bachelor, I used to buy food 90% of times. Cooking wastes time joor.

Enter a Buka and eat decent food within 10 minutes and walk out, rather than spending 2 hours mixing pepper, salt etc

Bobo cooking no be waste of time o! If you sabi to jazz up your recipe, you go make tongues dey roll. The amount of food wen I don learn to prepare from my mamma kitchen alone don do me to start my own Mr. Qris.

So if to cook na waste of time, na waste of time for you.

Richard6:
Am already cookin in my kitchen now!

This kind porridge onions wen you go use two rubbers of morning fresh cook go fit make sense o!

leatherman:
as a single guy living alone, it is very difficult but i don't eat out! so, i have to cook all by myself.

moreso, i don't have a girlfriend who comes around to cook for me, so i cook, cook and cook!

even more, i have a very busy schedule job and i school part time, and i still have to cook!

at some point, i thought to myself i will die of hunger if care is not taken o!

advantage is that, i know how to cook well and as a guy, i can keep a home along my busy lifestyle.

ladies ona don read the advertisement. Begin to dial *419# now to get a chance to date The LeatherMan. Application ends 11:59pm Nov 29th.

Feranmicharles:
hehehehehehe that's how we roll

yeeeaaaah! that's how we roll

chelseabmw:

Space bookers association of nigeria

If space booking means securing a spot before making modifications, I declare you the chairman of the association!

Feranmicharles:
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S.PACEBOOKING SINCE 1929!

Abbey2sam:
M

both of them.

Of course I won't carry my pot and foodstuff when I'm on a project.
Otherwise, I eat home cooked food. Mum is still active.

I just downloaded post-UTME past question* papers for UNN**, from 2005-2011. Send me a mail at juniordechris@gmail.com if you're interested, or call 08186204586. I'm not going to charge an extra fee, because I'm only going to give you the address where you can get your own copy.
I'd only charge a small fee of N500 or less, depending on circumstances.
NOTE: What I'm doing is not illegal, so there's no need for fear. If you reside in Abuja, you can arrange a meeting with me face to face.
*The questions also come with alerts and updates concerning the post-UTME and school of choice, until matric day.
**The past-questions are not only available for UNN only, you can also order for questions of up to three different schools of your choice, so if you have a friend that seeks such information, pls do contact me.

THANK YOU.

And shame to those who are saying shame on others, without ridding themselves of corruption, or doing anything about the situation!

"If you're the Son of God, command these stones to become bread"... Even the devil knew that bread could be made from stone.

My brother/sister... You're the one in enjoyment dear, although, I'd like to suggest a few recipes...

1. Baked beach sand and Coke rejuvenates your body and "washes your intestines"...
2. Baked clay soil (don't bake it too hard until it becomes a calabash) sandwiched with bread and peanut butter tastes delicious, especially if you can afford to add a little ketchup.
3. You can add loamy soil to corn flour to increase the thickness, although I strongly advise that someone stands behind you with a pestle so as to beat any 'difficult-to-consume' morsel of the mixture down your back.
4. You can also try the Sandy-Soil beverage; grind about 1 mudu of Sandy-soil together with garlic, pepper and sugar, then use a piece of fine cloth to separate the chaff from the main beverage. THIS BEVERAGE IS BEST SERVED COLD...

**FOR MORE RECIPES, YOU CAN CONTACT ME PERSONALLY.
**I CAN ALSO SUPPLY YOU FRESH SAND, MUD BLOCK SAND.
**IF THERE'S ANY SAND YOU NEED THAT WE DON'T HAVE, WE'D TRY TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE AS POSSIBLE...

*KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BY THE TIME YOU'RE 40, NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THE GREAT WONDERS THESE SAND MUST HAVE DONE TO YOUR SMILE!!!