₦airaland Forum

jaephoenix:
You have unplugged from the Matrix. Don't force yourself back in

DaddyCoool:

I don't blame her. It's very convincing

It was only after Anne saw pictures of
Brad Pitt with his new girlfriend, Ines de Ramon, in the newspapers that she began
suspecting the scam.
🤣😅 This made me laugh so hard!

ogolemati:
it was this guy that was shouting having a stead light in Nigeria is not a rocket science.they made him minister of power,both the rocket and the science nigeria no see

bro4u:
Boys will start working on LA Fire format,, hundreds of Nigerian youth will benefit just like NPOWER

mecuries:
after the first person lays his hand on me, what would happen?

Mynd44:
What I see?

Abduction, illegal imprisonment on the part of the husband.

As long as they were held against their will, he can be sued or prosecuted for this nonsense

EnglishUsa:
You dey give head? Talk true... I meant you dey suck and use penis finish work?

Softmirror:
It is a complex situation.

It is a question of being able to defend your source of wealth. It is that easy if your means of livelihood is legitimate.

Is it the responsibility of the police?

What I know is that, the police don't harass elderly rich people except the youth of today with the presumption that they are into crime of which turns out to be true with very high probability.

It is a complex situation but it is the responsibility of EFCC.

illicit:
Where is the pretty lady ...?

MadamVanessa:



I haven't seen a fóolish human being in my entire existence like Ronu mockery. His own defend of Tinubu government makes him to look more fóolish and desperate everyday. To be honest, I don't think Ronu mockery is mentally sound. If you watch any of his video and look at how he speaks, you'll know that something is definitely wrong with his brain.

AllBlack:
is that what you guys call it now? A WORKING GIRL?
PROSTITUTE is what she is, don't cover it with fancy words.

nifemi25:
You better thank your creator that the guy didn't used your glory to buy benz...you for don dey roam street by now ..

jetguy:
Why she dey rant, even though the money she sent is from another brotherhood she scammed too

Angelmichael63:
Children plenty for this nairaland
just imagine what some people that can't make peace In their family are saying about someone looking for peace even when he has everything to fight any kind of war he want

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian woman, Amara Venessa has
cancelled her wedding.

The traditional wedding was scheduled to be
held on January 8, 2025, in Otolo, Nnewi.

In a Facebook post on January 7, 2025, Amara
said she called off the wedding due to personal
reasons, adding that she “needs love and her
own man”

"Anywhere you see me just dash me money cos
2024 showed me shege and pepper with a little
bit of ice cream mixed with bitter leaf then
medium size of fufu and ora soup but I came out
stronger and better," she wrote in a Facebook
post on January 7, 2024.

"I was suppose to be married tomorrow but I
cancelled it due to some personal reasons. I
can't afford anymore situations in my life that
bring out the worst in me

“I can't afford bonding with another wrong soul.
It's exhausting and requires too much for me to
recover from. I need calmness and gentleness in my life. I need love and I need my own man."

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Nonexisting1:
She has rushed online to paint the wrong picture for us so that when the real story comes out, some of us will be confused which one to believe. Not me, experience has taught me not to believe her story. I can bet my balls that whatever happened was 90% her fault but she is here to curry sympathy and mask her sivia pain.

Codes151:
Op na goat.

Obviously from south east.

If not op will not be so stuxxxxx to write this caption.

Billionaire with 2008 ml

Clowns

EmperorCaesar:
The laps and breast tho

See as everything tight her like Cameroon jersey

DropsMic:
Wrong. With God’s money

Donchieli:
Ah


So I no go get frndz dz year

PussyPunisher:
I will do crossover on top of a woman

At around 11.55pm I will start fukking her as the time nears 12midnight I will increase tempo, once people shart shouting Happy New year I will start cumming

EmperorCaesar:


Picture 1 and 2 are one and same and they both have zero impact on you going into the year


Those that would knack till daybreak wont be wiped off before the end of 2025 and not all the people in church will see the end of the year.

Just do what you feel like.

God has no ill plan for anyone, Not sure he has special plans for anyone too(But you can believe he does for you and thats cool too)

Life just play random games with us. Not sure It uses our Dec 31st activities to select winners and losers during the course of the year

MasterJayJay:
The height of foolishness.
Any Nigerian that wishes to travel to Australia will laugh over this.


See the fools being recruited by Timlubuu.

They think Australia is an opposition party in Nigeria.

APOPTOSIS:
Tithe is one thing I assure every pastor on planet earth that they will never get from me and not from the progenies from my loins except at Gunpoint.

AllenSpencer:
Seems you not a Christian

Seeds are never refunded. When you sow, you have to wait for harvest

Yugoslavia247:



Prediction

1x or over 0.5


For a country like naija na 1.01 odds

harmargedon:
Cross over is an illusion and a joke
There's nothing like a new year, just a bunch of numbers.
Spending the night in the church doesn't make any difference, the man that spent his night at a club would far outrun you in grace and peace,
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.

SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.

He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I remember him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.

We exchanged contacts and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.

He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......

He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes

Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him

Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

MasterJayJay:
If you believe that yeye story, then I have 200 plots of land on the moon for you.

AUSVINS:
Honestly you are wicked..🤣🤣🤣