₦airaland Forum

FuckTheMod:


Some people American dreams go shatter

Switinthemiddle:
So we all had a family get together today... my little sis.... She works in lagos and doesn't have time to come around except during weekends or end of the month.

She stopped over at her bf of 3 years place and decided to come meet up with the rest of us at church today... But it turns out she forgot her phone at his place and before she could return back he went through her phone and found out she was double dating..Lol'. .

Now she's at home crying cuz he broke up with her even though we all know he is also double dating 😂😂 too... So how do we settle this matter bayi....

Since the song by burna boy... Las las , has been forcing it's way outta my mouth

oluwaseyi0:
aspire to prespire and perspire people have come again

None of the above writeup will work on a salary barely up to one dollar per day

ClassicMan202:
Your first point don spoil everything... Create realistic budget with unrealistic income 😁

By the time you cook 1 pot of stew, you go see much remain from that 50k

Sonnobax15:

Even a single man without pressure from a Nigerian banny can't even save from a salary of 100k presently,let alone 50k

2cribz:
Under tinubu regime.
U cant save if u don't earn millions.
U must spend am.or u die out of starvation

Cocolatti:
All these is theory. Tinubunomics will render it practically impossible. Marital status, geographical location and other factors need to be considered even if it will work.

FineUsername:
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Like leaders like followers.

allen113:
People do not sell their nudes because the country is hard. They sell their nudes because they are pr0stitues advertising and selling their products

Cmanforall:
Don't blame it on the economy. Some have been doing this even when the economy was bit stable

tolugar:
But why will a reasonable person pay money for nudes when there are many porn sites with thousands of free nudes.


To admire is to touch and fell

RedScorpion:
Sentenced to death for what exactly ?

He kill somebody ?

If this guy dies unjustly, then his employer, prosecutors and the judge will forever experience untimely death in their household.

DaGC:
What's with the part about catching the other robbers and later getting them discharged?🤔
Is the Judge plus NPF mad? 🤬

StormpyBee:
I can believe everything you said apart from negotiating with the sum of 100USD with the police. Even FBI self go free you.

yarimo:
This is very commendable from the police

2aces:
The whole story sounds fabricated and too sweet to be true, just how can a criminal caught by the police be commending the same police for a doing a good job, who does that

BoldBrainz:
Them go soon borrow money from India. Just watch!

LandMann:
Even if it's mortgage and loan it's not a problem cos interest is low at around 6-9% and he can easily repay it with a stable job

Compare that to Nigeria where interest rate is over 33% and you can't even get a reasonable loan cos you're most likely in a shitty job or "contract" job that a stupid yoruba president brought to Nigeria. What about mortgage in Nigeria? No go area for any working class unless you're stealing from your company, committing fraud or crime to augment your shitty salary.

If someone tells you Nigeria is a completely useless country because of its leaders, don't argue it, even if you're in a privileged position.

It's when majority of citizens in a country are living well and happy that's when you have a functioning society

Samade7:
Yes, it is possible......i am in osapa london.

TheBreastSucker:
This type of crowd always presents a good opportunity to grope girls, if you're very fast you can even suck one or two breasts in the process

JAMO84:
Everything I know about portable, I knew it against my wish. None of his songs has ever made sense to me.

dalass:
I miss single and carefree life

You get to do what you want, how and when you want to do it

AntiChristian:


Wetin come be her legacy?

Insaner climes!

ChizzyBuna:
Those interested in admission to study Ebangology 101 in the prestigious university of Equatorial Guinea should contact me..

Only women will be accepted for admission

Signed
Professor Baltazar

immortalcrown:
Africa is yet to be free.

Olokolobo:
here in the zoo, national grid is still collapsing every day, batstards bedwetters. Oloriburuku gbogbo.

1stDoggystyle:
If she wants to leave, let her leave.
They believe they can do well as a single parent or as an unmarried woman. Having sex with several men and begging on whatsappp for 2k.

Perhaps that works for them since they have several men to rely on. If they beg 20 men for 2k they can probably rake more that 20,000naira.

At least she's not doing that under my roof. Whatever sooths her. Let's see how long she can do that.

tuoyoojo:
Most times, bad news make "breaking news"

People like sensational bad news to feed their bais about a topic

There are many marriages out there working and working well. If marriage was as bad as they say, then why do people get married every Saturday like u rightly pointed out....

Marriage cannot favour everyone, if it favours the person fine, if not then move on.

You would not say because fire can burn one's house , one would refuse to cook his food or because accidents happen, you would trek for lagos to kano

TinubuBarawo:
STORY
but if you dey owe flexi you'll be auto debited from your palmpay.
God punish you if someone mistake your opay for palmpay and send you money there.
You'll be auto debited even before shouting TINUBU.
Now how you tell me your hand no dey am ?

uuzba:
You can't get something for nothing.
You're doing NOTHING and you expect money to magically appear for you?
That's stupidity.
The betting centre has done SOMETHING
-they built the center
-bought the TVs
-bought the PCs
-bought petrol to run the generators.
They have invested in your stupidity and they will always get your money.
This is how every gambling agency works. Be it SportsBet in Nigeria, or Casino in Las Vegas.
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At least the Las Vegas ones, they create a serene environment with babes to make you dance and have fun and forget your money is going.
Nigeria one is just sweaty guys, with ARMPIT smelling everywhere. You start smelling them from the main road sef.

EBUBS:
Blessing to the few. And for being a curse..... I know how I would have saved if not for sporty. But there still something that keeps telling me there's still hope. I should keep trying

EmperorCaesar:


I used to do this from 2015-2019 during the days of 1960bet with colored slips after my first two accidental wins, and i became very serious with it in 2019


In 2019, I played only 1XBet and since i used to think I'm smarter that the rest, I usually analyze my games with the aid of some bet analytics like Windrawin, soccervista, Afootballreport and Statsarea yet nothing show


I finally stopped the day i used this 1xbet option 'Player not to score a hattrick" on Bernardo Silva and the game was Man City vs Watford.

City flogged them 8-0 or so and Silva netted a hattrick. Funny thing is, that was his only ever hattrick for Man City till date

Its a curse abeg. Stopped since 2019