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Crime / Re: Man Buries Himself Alive For 7 Days In Coffin In Attempt To Break Record (video) by Quelme: 7:37am On Nov 22, 2023
Too much SciFi.

When hunger is not a problem, na wetin you go dey see be that.
Crime / Re: 22 Killed In Benue Rival Gang War by Quelme: 6:48pm On Nov 06, 2023
You go explain tire
benuejosh:
Ukum Local government has never experienced peace since the regime of former governor Gabriel Suswam. He empowered those guys with arms and encouraged millitia in that area. As a typical unlearned and a majority of uneducated people who were exposed to gaining power through violence, they embraced gun violence as a way of Life.

This act gave rise to people like the late Gana and a host of other people. Rivalry between groups then took a course in that area and to calm down the violence has been a major problem. Efforts were made by past government to cleanse those people of guns but it is too late. If a 10 year-old child warns you and tells you to very careful, please do because the next may be your death. They don't do childish Aye or eiya or whatever cult rivalry, what they know is how can you shot a gun. The same Ukum people recently kidnapped a serving commissioner and killed a former chairman that they kidnapped alongside the Commissioner.

The worst part of it is that, as soon as the government comes after them, they 'run into the bush'.

Ukum is where we have the largest Yam market in Africa. They produce the largest quantity of yams in the whole of Nigeria. They are so rich because of the yam business but majority of them are uneducated (they didn't go to school because they farm yams, sell and make money) and got exposed to modernity during the government of former governor Gabriel Suswam. Because of the so much money they have, buying guns is not a problem to them.

Amnesty has never worked because someone who has 5 guns may surrender 3 and keep 2. Or surrender 4 and keep 1. And because of what they did to Gana who was killed after surrendering himself, they no longer trust the government. The best that has worked so far is the government killing gang leaders. And it will surprise you to know that a member of a gang will derive joy in being the leader of gang to be killed and then they boast of 'even the government is looking for me'.

Only God can help with the situations in Ukum, Katsina-ala and Logo governments. But the worst is Ukum Local Government.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Commiserates With The Management Of Tansi Int'l College Awka by Quelme: 11:52am On Nov 06, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
>>>> PREVIOUS THREAD


Peter Obi (Twitter)


This Obi Pandora is really a dull boy.

They were struck by lightning not struck by thunder.

Third class graduate. I'm not surprised.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by Quelme: 7:05pm On Nov 05, 2023
online4business:
Come Uganda come see clubing.

A Muslim country ooo, you go know why Jesus weep.

Uganda is not a month Muslim country. Over 80% are Christian.

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Health / Re: Does Penis Enlargement Really Works? by Quelme: 7:49pm On Oct 24, 2023
infofta:


It is a muscle sir.
It can be be enlarged by exercise simply by forcing and trapping blood inside.during the exercise.
This is 100% confirmed. But it takes months to get results.
corpus spongiosum and corpus cavernosus are not muscle but soft spongy tissues.

While Bulbospongiusum are found between the perineum and the anal region, which is outside the main penis. This help to sustain erection during intercourse.

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Health / Re: Does Penis Enlargement Really Works? by Quelme: 6:40pm On Oct 24, 2023
misreal:
Enlarging the penisnis like enlarging the legs or any other part of the body..It’s a muscles,it can be enlarged maybe through massaging.But there is a limit to it.
this one off me.

The penis is not a muscle madam.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Red Handed While Pretending To Be NEPA Staff by Quelme: 7:23am On Oct 23, 2023
He must be an Obidients.
Politics / Re: Top 10 African Countries With The Highest Life Expectancy by Quelme: 7:46am On Oct 15, 2023
Nigeria should be at least number 3.

Fake data.
Crime / Re: One Chance Criminals In Benin Caught On Camera Operating Live (pics/video) by Quelme: 7:43am On Oct 15, 2023
They will meet their waterloo very soon.

Upper boys go use una do barbecue.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Is Israel Ground Operation Delayed? by Quelme: 7:37am On Oct 15, 2023
They are scared and a weak nation without the EU and US backing. Just a toothless bulldog.

We have seen that already. Hamas has demystified them.

They don't know what they want to put their hands into. Them go collect. Israel will be used as a guinea pig.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Picture Of Young Israelis Around The World Take Flights To Join The Army & Fight by Quelme: 8:11pm On Oct 14, 2023
That's how you guys spread fake news
DaddyFreeze2020:
🇮🇱 Many Young Israelis from around the world are returning to the country to join the Army and fight.


https://www.facebook.com/100004670797269/posts/pfbid02hdzQ4UPLKCgG5JDGnVg8znfKMVcqLEAhKny2fop5FyzTmvFgEHF1Jcta6nC7CroVl/?app=fbl
Foreign Affairs / Re: Picture Of Young Israelis Around The World Take Flights To Join The Army & Fight by Quelme: 8:10pm On Oct 14, 2023
Fake news ‼️
Politics / Re: Gov Obaseki Allocates Shaibu’s Office To ‘Alaghodaro’ by Quelme: 7:25am On Sep 22, 2023
Edo no be Lagos!!

MOU governor on the beat...

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arraign Woman Over Alleged ₦‎2.4 Million Fraud by Quelme: 7:13am On Sep 22, 2023
What a man can do, a woman can do better.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Shouting Allah Akbar Go On Shooting Spree: 15 Christians Killed by Quelme: 6:10pm On Sep 19, 2023
Mohammed and blood, 5&6.

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Crime / Re: Police Refund ₦810,000 Allegedly Extorted From Victim In Delta To CDHR by Quelme: 7:17am On Sep 18, 2023
Just like Peter Obi will refurn the vote he stole in the last elections. The vote padding in the East from the last elections is an eye sore.

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Family / Re: Hope Reunites With His Mother 7 Years After He Was Branded A Witch & Left To Die by Quelme: 7:07am On Sep 07, 2023
No connection at all with the witch of a mother.

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TV/Movies / Re: Lucy Evicted From BBNaija All-Stars House by Quelme: 7:51pm On Sep 03, 2023
Show for jobless Nigerian youths.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Russia's Gigantic Vostochny Spaceport Under Construction (Pics, Video) by Quelme: 7:23pm On Aug 10, 2023
AllenSpencer:


Large what!

Same Russia that has just ONLY 1 small aircraft carrier! 🤣🤣🤣


Tell me another lie please!

Air Craft carrier is just a sitting duck waiting to sink.

And that is not even the core of Russian military doctrine. Submarine warfare is bae.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Coup: US Envoy Holds 'difficult' Talks With Junta, BBC NEWS by Quelme: 7:33am On Aug 08, 2023
Small Niger just dey show US the middle finger. Inside life...
Phones / Re: Brand New Anker Soundcore2 Speaker Available!!! by Quelme: 8:25pm On Aug 06, 2023
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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Accosts A Nigerian Lady For Dressing "Indecently" (pic/vid) by Quelme: 9:20pm On Aug 05, 2023
Autobot05:


Use your brain before you talk

please add the four zero back to the cosmetic Ghanian cedis.

A currency that was redenominated, is that one currency. Naira nor be cedis mate.

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Romance / Re: HELP!!! There's Blood In My Stool by Quelme: 8:51pm On Aug 04, 2023
Run H. Pylori test and total abdominal scan to rule out ulcer.
Health / Re: Glaxosmithkline Ends Operations In Nigeria, After 51 Years by Quelme: 3:02pm On Aug 04, 2023
Good news. Time for our local agbo jedi sellers to turn millionaires.

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Politics / Re: Obi Vs Tinubu, Shettima: Presidential Elections Tribunal Reserves Judgement by Quelme: 5:47pm On Aug 01, 2023
Obizombies, una mumu never do?

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Politics / Re: See Lists Of African Countries Under Military Rule by Quelme: 6:09pm On Jul 31, 2023
Puss360:
Lol . Funny enough, there are all landlocked countries
That's not true. Guinea and Sudan are not landlocked.

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Politics / Re: People Are Complaining That You're Useless, Pack & Go, Soludo Orders Contractor by Quelme: 4:59pm On Jul 30, 2023
ezechi242:


WHEN WILL YORUBAS BECOME THE SULTAN IN KWARA STATE....
So in your mind am Yoruba?
Politics / Re: People Are Complaining That You're Useless, Pack & Go, Soludo Orders Contractor by Quelme: 4:58pm On Jul 30, 2023
Danisaint112:


Nonsense. You for mention your state nah? Abi you aren't proud of your state? Ajayi. tongue
do I know where you are from?

You wan send your IPOB cannibal brothers come find me?
Politics / Re: People Are Complaining That You're Useless, Pack & Go, Soludo Orders Contractor by Quelme: 3:09pm On Jul 30, 2023
Danisaint112:


What state are you from?
I'm a Nigerian

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