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[quote author=naptu2 post=136376158]Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) @fkeyamo

THE INCIDENT INVOLVING VALUEJET AND KWAM 1:

I have received reports from all the relevant Aviation agencies regarding the altercation between the staff and crew of ValueJet and Kwam 1 at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, on Tuesday, August 7, 2025. I have also… pic.twitter.com/A13QTUCx9b

— Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) (@fkeyamo) August 7, 2025

KWAMW 1 mind him go say i go call your oga Festus.

Na why naija no make sense if na America them fit either shoot am or detain am like hardened criminal with chains and co.

malali:
Whether you have a Job or not abroad, the minimum cost of living is $1500/month at the very least.

Can you survive, if it takes you 1 year to get a Job ?

Dont forget, America,UK, Canada have unemployed people.....they have their own citizens looking for jobs.

1500 a month was like 10 years ago. Now it’s close to 3000-4000$ per month at a minimum. If you have a big family the system will suck u dry 100%

cyberbro:
These Italian clubs and their mafia behavior. Same thing Napoli did to Victor Osimhen is what Atalanta is doing to Ademola Lookman.

They take their players for granted ➡️ the players wanna leave ➡️ they say no way ➡️ they find excuses ➡️ delay transfers to frustrate the players...

Nigerian players must be very careful signing for Serie A clubs.

Italian and mafia is like Nigeria and egusi soup with swallow. Na 5&6 dem be .

Mafia is an Italian word u know no i go lie for u. As u collect slap

What do you expect her to say she is the leader of the Conservative Party in England.

She is been challenged over there if she is eligible meanwhile village people for social media. u ppl dont have the intelligence to let her be

PerfectStranger:
A man who knows his worth will simply walk away. But simpletons will keep pushing.

Read down y'all, I'm active.

No response is the best response and then delete her number instantly

Dem
Dey change name of street since time immemorial but e deynpain someppl this time around

Sirtee19:
NEPO was coined out of the word NEPOTISM, meaning children raised by the rich. While LAPO babies are the one raised by the poor. Una no go see rich men for LAPO mfb, but for stanbic, chartered, etc.

Nepotism is giving advantages or opportunities, such as promotions or contracts, to someone because they are your family member, rather than to someone who is more qualified.

So tinubu giving babanigda son chairman of agric bank is not nepotism but Elitism ,cronyism etc. however if tinubu makes his son NNPC chirman that is classic nepotism


Abi una don get una own oxford naijaenglish translation

nlfpmod:
Full Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8pmxdTvqk?si=dUz0rIKceRWq0k6e

Governor Dapo Abiodun announces the change of name in honor of the Late Awujale Of Ijebu Ode from Tai Solarin College Of Education oo The Oba Sikiru Adetona College Of Science And Technology. pic.twitter.com/6QfJdnbDJU

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) July 21, 2025

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMXhe2CsisU/

Can they stop renaming universities or colleges already. They wait till a person dies. Mostly politically ass kissing

Such a stupid idea

tope777:
Wearing away Jersey always a bad omen, I said it from the beginning.


Jersey Psychology.

abeg its not about Jersey, this is football when u are too overconfident.

ITalian coaches are masters of strategy

Make we first see hausa man hold political post for east first.

Then we go fit use that one as reference point

U want other ppl to open up but u lock up

Y think ppl are fools

No matter of gas lighting can change anything

Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AVRSqfMF9/

Cups & Trophies Nigeria Won Under The Reigns Of The Late Gen. Abacha(1993-1998)

well the reason was aikhomu was making sure the money went directly to the team and not through NFF theives.

there was a good man then RTD airforce commodore ikazobor/ omeruah who was NFF/NFA chairman
listen to westerhoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEBud7Ly6ow&t=269s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhd0QPlq-og

What I tell people that as soon as it happens report to police.
Don’t wait till 2045 and start crying you were raped in 2025.

You will look foolish and there is no shame there as long as it’s a genuine case and not fake.

TruthsFM:
Man weep after his girlfriend refused to pick his calls since he arrived in Nigeria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVpyCbbanM

so as you come dey tell nigeria wetin you want make dem do

inoki247:
Lol European Football ( Soccer) is not an America thing...


If you ask an American citizen they don't even know who's Ronaldo or Messi....



Anything apart from all doz NFL,NBA, College football na waste of time to Americans even Texas that's good with anything football doesn't have any idea about European Football (Soccer)...

thats a lie they know Ronaldo and Messi maybe not Haaland or Debruyne etc.

In the US they will watch anything where they sell beer , hotdogs and their typically american snacks or stadium food.

Soccer is rising but its probably no somewhere between #5-7 on the list of sports. But and a big But is there are many immigrants in millions from Europe, South america, Africa and Asia that is enough to show interest

dominique:
Source: Yahoo Sports

Additional Image sources: BBC & ESPN

first of all the time in the US they play it is in on the weekday during working hours. and then if its not in my city why would i care. World cup will be different maybe.

Why would i care to watch Chelsea or Man City live if i am a Man united fan. i would rather watch it from home or highlihgts

KiNg0G:
To be sincere I got disvirgined by prostitute while back when I was still in secondary school Jss2 to be precise. I still remember that day clearly I met with one of my class mate who took it upon himself to show me different joints since that day my life has never been the same.

I don't approach women not like I can't but I find it stressful when I could just go to a joint and pay to be serviced.

Years has gone pass I have graduated from arshawol joints to hook ups which we all know is very expensive. It's not like I can't keep up with the lifestyle but I am tired of having to live this way year in and year out with no changes.

Every morning when I wake up with a different girl beside me I feel emptiness within me like a loser. I might decide to stop but immediately as time goes I relapse.. it's almost like I have been programmed this way.

All my age groups are married with kids of their own but I keep on dumping mine in condoms every night.

You are under Demon control if you are in Nigeria find one woman out of the millions and stick to her. Fucking different ashawos is risky and not wise.

Chilipepper:
After spending ₦30m to sponsor her to the UK, she’s now filing for divorce after 6 months” — Nigerian man seeks legal help to protect his interest.

This is a story of maga catch mugu later mugu con catch maga, oh kangaroo.

Na men with no game dey buy woman love. You can only buy a woman heart temporarily if she’s greedy or come from poverty.

No loyalty she will do her heart desire eventually eg Eve

Before you know na Dangote and his tankers go destroy am

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What is going on here? pic.twitter.com/JT1LVrsFJz

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) May 29, 2025

one no concern structural engineer

LordBiden:
You where stopped because you looked like a criminal.
You can't dress responsible and get stopped.

No sane Nigerian police man will stop someone like me who always goes with a clean low cut hair and my business ID card.

With your dreads looking like my mopping stick.

wearing dreadlocks or earring does not make you a criminal. U go talk say u go school like dis? better return ur certificate

police mans job is to stop crime, is it a crime as defined by law to wear dreadlocks?

how many Nigerian politicians wear dreadlocks ? and they are the biggest thieves in the land.

Lifestone:
Foolish man. He should go and Coach the English Team. Nigeria was practically begging this guy to play for the Country in the '80s, he refused

Well that’s a lie they were not begging him , back then we had yekini siasia etc

No EPL then it was old div 1 Italian Serie A was the league

Racoon:
Rocked these nice strong shoes back then in primary school from Kingsway stores @ Lagos Island. Nostalgic times! Don't know if BATA still exists

If you know anything about this shoe you don pass 40 or 50 guaranteed

Cmeo:
To be frank, I see Steve Akintayo running into problem with his current business model. It seems to be turning to another ponzi scheme that is waiting to explode.

That guy is a scam

he is probably in big debt to banks in america and now he wants to use ppl hard earned money to save himself.

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

It’s looks venomous


Triangular head and cat eyes

the amount of money Nigerians spend on wedding and funeral party especially in Nigeria. it can industrialize the country.

and women wey normally are jealousy every woman will want that kind of wedding putting pressure on her to be husband. them no care if dem soak garri for the next year make the wedding overvegance

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President of nairaland oga patapata has spoken

Fulham vs Chelsea west London derby. This na your set

Chelsea if not for abramovich ur just a glorified brentford

ChildOfDoom:
I started womanizing to help me overcome my addiction of Betting.

It has helped to an extent as I spend majority of my time in a brothel, Eating, drinking, relaxing and fvcking (my mind leaves betting).

The issue now is that, since I started three years back, I have been treating one infection to another. Currently having skin reaction that brings out small inflammation and rashes on my body like my favourite olosho.

I can't help it. I have tried switching to drinking to take over womanizing, but it won't work.

Except I go back to betting (which is worse). In the past, I would sit all day in a bet9ja shop wasting away - gambling with my money, people's money and my belongings. Then I lose focus and don't work

But with womanizing, at least I get some pleasure, and get to use my money little by little. The rate at which it finishes is not as fast as betting.

The thought of having to choose between different bannies to lash at night keeps me motivated during the day to work harder for cash. Just the infection part as condom do burst at times while there are some I only do raw.

I know my lifespan is short, I just want to enjoy it with a sane mind and not fleeing from betting woes. My body is wired to do one addiction to stay placated/elated.

Having a girlfriend is scary. What if I invest a lot on just one girl and she cheats on me

Rather than be nacking ashawo and getting infections non terminal and terminal plus many bad luck . You can masturbate instead


The best thing is to stop get ur self tested and stop visiting brothels.


If you sleep with 3 women who are not ashawo you go still get something especially uncomfortable itching under your balls and in your private area.


Trust me that thing is not nice and embarrassing

Just get one woman wey you go dey nack steady it’s a lot healthier .

You wey dey nack public Toto u dey complain if cheating.

ResidentSnitch:
You've been consistently told that Lagos is not a Yoruba land and at the most a no man's land, and you're troubling yourself.
For emphasis, Lagos is not a Yoruba land.
That was the Oba ( not even an ethnic Yoruba ) confirming a title on GRV ( the same person Afon*jas claim is not Yoruba). Go figure.

Thief Ole Barawo , Badary ppl (Egun) and yoruba (awori) have been living together for thousands of years.

Go claim lagos na...longer throat person..blame your ancestors for not been welcoming and having long term vision. Dem for invest in your village too

Egun and Yoruba dem be brothers dem get mouth. No be you

Yoruba and Egun ppl are indigenes of the land everybody else na migrant. Oba Akran is recognised and has authority

Na Nigeria Join us together.