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Nigga looks good. No homo

Turks:
Breakup loading.

Of your skull abi?

anigbajumo:
Dis gat me laughing, u don't knw anything.Go and ask of NURTW fight in Ibadan where almost 10people was shooting a single man and he keep on laughing at them. He just raise his hands up and they all see a mysterious gun and they all ran away.That man is still the only Yoruba man I can saw he is close to pella.Oke ogun side of Oyo state has confirmed vodooo.....

Yer gun may not shoot
You may even not knw where to shoot
You may even shoot it and u won't knw where the bullet will go....

Bro,people gat confirmed voodoo wey dey work like magic.

Lol. Okay

malvisguy212:
very good. At least we know you lied in your first post.

I saw what you did there

R2bees:
767th time I'm seeing this on nairaland., btw what do Atheists have to say about this?

Lol. You believe magic to be real? The professor of Ibadan who as interviewed and who watched prof. Peller's performance thinks otherwise.

AntiWailer:
Yes you are right, he killed himself by revealing how he can be killed on one useless program on TV.
On the show hosted by Gboyega Lawal called "On rosy ni galaxy"
A show on Galaxy television Ibadan in the 90s
Peller revealed how he respects God and always disarm when praying (moslem prayers).
The stupid host ask that it is not possible to disarm completely and he replied that he disarm completely and even bring out anytin he swallowed so as to honor God.
I watched the program live and was not comfortable too after that revelation.
Guess what ! He was killed while praying.
That is one of the reasons I made up my mind not to grant senseless interview and my dislike for journalists still there till tommorow.

Magicians will say anything to surround themselves with an air of mystery. No charm can stop a bullet in motion.

malvisguy212:
Are you sure you're not an atheist ?

Yes

sekundosekundo:
If you aren't an Atheist, who are you?.

A skeptic

pr0blem:
They are brainwashed by their own blind minds, and the hate in their heart towards their neighbors. It's just so anti-Christ. Honestly.

Sorry. I can't make sense of this.

sekundosekundo:
Atheists are the most brainwashed people on earth but they claim to be wise and educated. Can you imagine the TV set you bought and kept in your house telling you that 'you're not the one that brought me into this house, i just see myself here'. This is how atheists reason when it comes to God. I was one of them but I thank God for showing me the way.

I'm not an atheist but whenever I see theists making claims like "they are brainwashed " I can't help wondering, brainwashed by what? By whom?

Sorry, I have no deek for this. Nigga was so big I had to donate it to science for research

This made me cringe and like other threads in this section which call for reasoning, it died a natural death.

LarrySun:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

(Matthew 16:23)

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simtosul:
If you are in Nigeria and you have never seen or used this card don't even think of calling my name without adding brother lol........

If you were yet to be born when niggaz had dinosaurs for pet, just postrate at the mention of my name

AyamConfidence:
your papa

Ayamconfidence the genius. What a retardd

OlajumokeBread:
Why are Nigerians so foolish ??

No drug can make a man go nakeed, if you smoke weed from now till next year, it will make you eat and go to sleep, that's it

There are no drugs in Nigeria, if you live in America, you will understand what I'm saying.
What drugs are in Nigeria ?? Marijuana, codeine and cocaine, that's it

I know for sure there are no cracks, lean, krokodiles in Nigeria

No cracks and the likes in Nigeria? Man just shut up

AyamConfidence:
just gerrarahere

Dumba,ss

ifenes:
I am a pastor in a BIG church in England. My advise to you OP.. If you want to catch a monkey you must .......

A pastor?

AyamConfidence:
and Live a useless life

So anyone who bets and has sex when borex lives a useless life.

You are really the smartest guy around

StephanieLuv:
The way this man is going all i see is world domination.


First he started with facebook (Original idea from another person) which almost every body in the world uses.



He acquired Whatsapp (Another persons idea) which almost every body uses




Instagram and other social sites were acqiured




Now Mark is going for free internet to connect the whole world and remote areas in Africa. The SpaceX explosion was to carry he's satellite to orbit that will help connect remote areas of the world



Now he's into medicine to create drugs that will revolutionize the world, making the whole world dependent on him.



Mark will be ten times more powerful than Rothschild, Rockefellar, JP Morgan even the great Carnegie.

While you fold your arms, watch and whine. If you are against his supposed world domination agenda why not compete?

WindUpMerchant:
tits, backside, everything about that trashy woman is fake.

Ya right. Unlike t.waci

WindUpMerchant:
I will walk away from here if you don't give me ur number,or reply my mail. 3days.

You are not fit to be called a man. Do this

dryyansh1:
Pls if you get the pix, codedly share me ..

I get am

law number 6 of the 48 Laws of Power; Court attention at all cost

Airforce, carry on.

jedaii:
okay.. now go and kill Ur self

mumu

jedaii:
jus imagin

"U look so hot in that dress, I guess that's Ur nature "
If I was a girl, I wouldn't reply to this

johnydon22:
Herald9 this is correct..

It's not even compulsory to dig through the earth crust vertically to burst-out to another country, we can as well dig diagonally, avoiding the crust and arrive elsewhere.