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Nicky058:
nw iyam blushing....
Even if av missed some pages, u gave me an FTC... I Blush in Japanese






Oya dedication tinz........ To my family, my grannys, Iya sikira, Iya bilikisu, Iya Joe, Iya gaby
Mzlarem
Haywhy911
DharmyYinks
Nobodyy
Temmi001
Pushtani
Quiethollu
Lotusflower
Ihorla
Duke59
Wheesin (abeg wer is dis young man, I yaff Tae ooooo)

And all nairalander, Ekaro

Lol...tanchu...kaaro oo shey σ ji ire?

MzLarem:
So u knw my name..as u quiet reach? Omo,I'm a star ooo...I knw bad belle will still quote me nd say 'For my mind'

Lol...shey u dnt knw dat u are one of the celebrities on dis thread ni

razor123:
Good morning folks. I know y'all tensed up Cus hey! Am also going thru d tension but pls na beg I take beg una. Make una dash me small likes abeg na my birthday and am so so so so so happy. Unilorin can't stop my happiness. Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!

HBD wish u llnp

Omg!!!!!! ftc for the first time ever. I dedicate dis land to razor123 and youngmillo2 dis is my bdae gift to u guyz I also expect my cake soonest. Also to ∂ folks keeping dis thread alive mzlarem haywhy911 gideon nicky058 and all ∂ other folks that I can't remember dere names nw I say thank yu guyz to all my fellow anticipators of the list I pray dar we would all smile wen itz released

Yungmilio2:

keep calm
its my birthday

HBD wish u llnp...cake nko

Olumidelawal38@gmail.com would be expecting

greatscholar:
sir......arggh dats too relatively low..with 70 I pray I get admitted

Dnt worry bro we'll all get admitted ijn

[quote author=NOBODYY post=39388040]Yea
True..




Thanks for bringing it to my notice tho.

greatscholar:
bro..are u kidding me? Ow did u got an odd number its either u are on 74. 0r 76.stop joking guy

Typo...sorry abt dat I corrected myself tho

NOBODYY:
75?

twas a typo jst wanted to reply b4 my ba3 went down...74...lol evn if I av 20 or 10 itz kinda stupid to lie . Dnt u think?

greatscholar:
I dedicated my FTC to myself nd every other peeps on. Nairaland waiting. For 2nd list.very soon we shall rejoice!!!

Lol brov u aint ∂ere yet

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greatscholar:
Quiethollu ow far I sight u come on board......we are potential coursemates.......had 70 DE biz admin nd u......have u got any admitted DE into d dept

I had 75 bro...avnt heard of anyone admitted tho...wbu?...u've got any admitted??

Happy SUNday guyz...according to wat Prof ambali said , THE LIST shld be out early dis week am I right?

detunj:
you guys should have created a new thread "UNILORIN ASPIRANTS GAME/FUN GROUP" if you know you are feeling bored

greatscholar:
surely it will end in praise by the we started receiving our unilorin admission alert into desired course of study...insha allahu...rep DE BiZ ADMIN.....ON A LOOK OUT FOR FELLOW DEite,UTME aspirants nd STALITE. FOR. BIZ ADMIN.....SHOULD KINDLY QUOTE ME

I'm also a biz admin 'D.Eite'

MzLarem:
Soon I tell u..soon! All go pure,as my bestie will say. Lol

Amen!

Sveen:
Good morning to all the ladies in the house, how was your night?

The dudes can go kiss an alligator for all I care

Same to yu bro

NOBODYY:
You called me?

Lol....funny name u gat

duke59:
O.Y.O

Lol...was expecting pple to join my noble course

G.m all hope u all slept well...i'm hereby going on hunger strike to protest against "THE LIST" I won't eat or drink until ∂ list is released ...nobody shld beg me ooo

micynute94:
Cant stop laughing Lol..
Been trying to install ubuntu on my system as it's way cool with its GUI and command line but have been having probs with the boot loader, silly me... twas just a li2 thing i omitted or say included that shouldn't v bin there. Finally installed it n enjoying it.
The angry part z Linux is dam.n memory hungry, it's a beast wen it comes to your memory....
Now the funny part z , i went online in search 4 y i shouldn't install linux ..
N i saw some very hilarious comments....


This is a rant. But I'm so angry and frustrated right now
that you're just going to have to live with the rant. And, for
you Linux people, you who know it all and look down upon
the people who don't spend day and night breathing in the
insane arcana of all the little fiddly bits that make up
modern distros, I have this to say: I don't have your kind of
time.
I've had it. I've had it with all the patched together pieces
and parts that all have to be just the right versions, with
just the right dependencies, compiled in just the right way,
during just the right phase of the moon, with just the right
number of people tilting left at just the right time.
I've had it with all the different package managers. With
some code distributed with one package manager and
other code distributed with other package managers. With
modules that can be downloaded on Ubuntu just by typing
the sequence in the anemic how-to, but won't work at all
on CentOS or Fedora, because the repositories weren't
specified in just, exactly, EXACTLY, the right frickin' order
on the third Wednesday of the month.
I've had it with all the different shells and UIs. With builds
and distros that won't even launch into a UI until you've
established a solid SSH connection, downloaded all the
parts, recompiled the package manager, and then -- while
the network connection happens almost like magic -- still
need to completely set up a remote monitor screen by
tweaking yet. Another. Frak-lapping. Ini. File.
I've had it with the fact that this stuff doesn't work reliably.
Oh, sure, if you work with Linux every hour of every day, if
this is all you do, and all you love, if you've never had a
date since you grew that one facial hair, if you've never
had any other responsibility in your entire life, then you
know every bit of every undocumented piece of folklore.
You know which forums and which forum posters have the
very long and bizarre command line that only. That. One.
Guy. Knows.
And you know that if you type that command line in on,
say, Distro version 4.3, it'll work, but it'll break miserably
on version 4.3a, because THAT version requires a
completely different entire program, packaged with a
completely different package manager, and THAT
command line sequence can be gotten by getting on just
the right IRC channel, at just the right time of night, and
talking just the right way, to that one incredibly self-
absorbed luser who happens to know that you need to put
the undocumented -lM in front of the fourth parameter.
And woe be it to the unfortunate fool who gets the
capitalization wrong, because putting an -Lm in front of the
fourth parameter does a completely different, and even
further undocumented, and possibly dangerous-to-the-
entire planet sort of thing, because, well, "you shoulda
known!".
Why have I had it, you ask?
I've had it because after spending months jumping through
all those hoops, and more, feeling like I had to pass
through all four levels of Ninja Warrior and climb to the top
of Mount Midoriyama, just to be allowed to launch frickin'
VNC in a GUI or load the backup program I use on all the
other machines on my network... after all that, the stupid,
horrible, nasty, back-stabbing, disloyal, hodge-podge,
disorganized, unsupervised, chaotic craptasm that's called
Linux... after I got the whole thing working, it crashed.
Oh, and it didn't crash easy. See, I was done. I was getting
ready to deploy my server. I just wanted to do a last-
minute update because I'm a good frickin' doobie and I do
my updates. So when Gnome said there were updates to
apply, I said okay.
Can you imagine my rank naivety here? I actually said
Okay to a Linux update. I know I should have known better.
I know I should have, instead, formatted another hard drive,
dd'd my furry little pile of files over, downloaded the source
tarball, compiled everything all over again, prayed to Linus,
turned my back to Redmond, and built my entire operating
system up from scratch, just to install some security
updates.
But I didn't. I figured that after all these years, Linux was
finally robust enough to not rip me a new one because I
just wanted to run a server and keep it up to date. Silly
me! Silly, silly me!
So I ran the update process. And it died. Abnormal
exception.
And there went all my work and all my time. Down the
drain.
Now, it won't boot.
Worse, the box is co-located at my ISP, so I had to make
a begging plea, requesting they please rebuild my drives
and please reinstall my OS. I'm fortunate it was still a box
in staging, that I wasn't running live systems on it, or I'd be
completely and totally screwed, rather than just pissed off
to the point of spitting.

Now, despite what I'm sure you commenters will say, I'm
no tech babe in the woods. I've been a UNIX product
manager, I've written kernel code, and I've taught
programming at the college level. But the problem with
today's modern Linux is that it's more than just the kernel.
It's an amalgamation of thousands of crufty pieces, all
stapled together, most of which work for only one specific
combination of moving parts. Mismatch anything, and the
entire tower of cards falls to pieces.
Sure, Linux machines can make great servers. But they
require a dedicated group of Linux groupies who know all
the folklore, all the secret handshakes, and where all the
bodies are buried.
Me, I'm just a busy dude with other stuff to do. I just need
to feed some Web pages and run my programs. I don't
have the time to do the dance of blood it takes to truly be
one with the Linux culture.
I've had it. Oh, sure, I'll still run some turnkey appliances
based on Linux in VMs that I can backup, snapshot, and
restore in a heartbeat, but for the core engine that drives
my servers, I am -- from now on -- all Windows, all the
time.
I just can't afford to waste any more time with Linux. Not
when -- by design -- everything is held together with
toothpicks, duct tape, and bailing wire.
No way. You couldn't pay me to run Linux on my raw iron.
Never again.
Update after I've calmed down
I talked with my ISP today. They told me that when they
came in this morning, the server monitor was spewing an
incredible number of error messages, and -- in their words
-- it was erroring worse than they've ever seen.
Here's where it gets crazy, though. I asked if they used
this distro (CentOS, version 5.6) anywhere else in their
organization.
"Yes," I was told. "On lots of machines. But we don't ever
run updates. Once it's installed, we leave it alone."
That's how you survive with a Linux distro apparently.
Once it's installed and works, never, ever update it.
If that is, in fact, how other ISPs are managing their Linux-
based machines, that means they're not updating their
systems as new security exploits become known. In order
to prevent their machines from becoming radioactive piles
of rubble because a simple update was initiated, they're
leaving their machines (and their customers) open to all
sorts of malicious attacks.
In my professional (and slightly more lucid opinion), Linux
is a fine operating system. It is a robust operating system.
It is a flexible operating system. Just not all three. It can't
be fine, flexible, and robust.
Try that, and the Earth will open up and swallow you whole.




So funny..

...not 'so funny'..plz try again

MzLarem:
This day last week,Unilorin released d 1st list..
Good morning peeps.

And ijn ∂ nxt "LIST" would contain all σf our names!

duke59:
morning bro
We would definitely make d list
Btw try to post more it absolutely free to comment no additional charge

Lol...would do sire. ...morning to you too

Temmi001:
Morning sir. Your cognomen says it all. ''QUIETh...''. I doff my cap sire.

Ever loyal ma, #yourno1fan

agent9:
I think Nollywood should make a movie out of dis....



Title: THE LIST

Lolz

G.m to all ∂ real guys and ladies keeping dis thread
Khassy- (lol ∂ mb guy)
Whessin
Duke ***( dunno ∂ remaining)
Mzlarem
Temmi001 (I always love reading evry post she makes)
Idgaf
And all the other guyz I can't remember nw..thanks...i'm just one if thoes dudes dat just likes observing, u guyz a a positive distraction from the tension of the anticipation of "The LIST", to all of us still expecting I pray we'll all make "THE LIST" ijn.

klexycole:
GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!

GOT THIS FOR Y'ALL...

GOODNEWS
Tune to Unilorin 89.3FM right now the school registrar professor E.D Obafemi is being interviewed

He said the school can't resume unless the second batch is released.
He also said the NUC has approved to the school to admit more 2000 students to the given quota.
Now the school will admit 9800+. According to the senate meeting they had today the second list will be released soon


08094056589.....ask the registrar your questions, that's the studio line.

Best news i've heard all dae!

Is "he" really a "he" cause all I see is an ugly looking "she"!

muizbabatunde:
pls are we going to be paying the school fees every semester or when going to another level, pls urgent reply

There are two semesters for every session, 1 session for every level sch fees is paid every session.

EINSTEINPG:
Honestly, your guess as well as your well articulated analysis soared my mind to previously unattainable heights of insight.
Once again, thanks a whole lots.

Are you a returning student or a fresh student?

Ywlc boss , by God's grace i'll soon be a student, I'm a d.e aspirant..wbu?

EINSTEINPG:
Well thought out analysis. But, considering the presumptive existence of collateral, both economics and account can as well lay claim on the properties pledged by the late Mathemaics.

Guess what? I think law is the obvious answer.
Using the principle of pattern deduction; since the story is about central unifying theme(i.e characteristics or jargon) of each subject, and the word "SUE" appears in the story which is a legal cliche..... then, law was responsible for the statement.
Wow, the story is not much of a conundrum after all and neither does it require rocket science to crack.

Thanks for your contribution.

Ywlc

EINSTEINPG:
Interesting analysis, but lending out cash is an economically viable option for investment as the par value will attract interest.
So with the incentive(interest) economics and account will be more than willing to part with their money pending maturity of the principal.

As for law and its legal tenets; I think it(law) stands to lose big on that since its debtor has passed away. Presumably, there was no collateral to offset the potential loss should mathematics defualt.

True, but dead mathematics can't pay the expected interest and account would probably rule it off as a bad debt, presumably there was a collateral and the agreement signed between mathematics and law allowed law to take control of the collateral so he was probably gonna sue based on the contractual agreement (the collateral)