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napoleonbaba:
The girl with 42%

Hello guys my name is Oyinda the girl with 42%...i know loads of you guys thought I brought my admission in fact someone said am prof Ambali's daughter, well y'all are wrong am an ex remite(pre degree)2013/2014 set, I wasn't admitted last year and as y'all know remedial result is valid for 2 years and remites don't really need post utme so I only wrote the exam as backup, please and please I'm not Ambali's daughter and I did not buy my admission...thanks for your understanding and please help share this message to clear the rumour....OYINDA

Ps: I'm not Oyinda she's not on nl so she ask me to paste it here for her

Cc:Yustash001

Finally she cleared ∂ air on this issue.

EINSTEINPG:
You may as well come up with your rationale for that(law).

Well, economics prolly has better plans for his money so he won't borrow, account would rather invest his money, but law would definitely borrow dat is after mathematics signs some legal documents which gives law the permission to sue if deadline for payment isn't met.

EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.

I guess law..

Definitely 20mil, i'll rather be a boss in my country than a slave in another man's land

Two different stories now, which one do we believe??

[quote author=muizbabatunde post=38815867]Commencement of 2015/2016 Session Monday, 17th August, 2015
2. Senate (Special) for Goodstanding Results Tue., 22 nd September, 2015
*3. Fresh Students Come into Residence Monday, 12th October, 2015
4. Commencement of Admission Screening for
Freshers Monday, 12th October, 2015
5. Commencement of on-line Registration for
Freshers Tuesday, 13 th October, 2015
6. Senate Tuesday, 13 th October, 2015
7. Returning Students Come into Residence Thursday, 15th October, 2015
8. Commencement of on-line Registration for
Returning Students Thursday, 15th October, 2015
9. Vice-Chancellor’s Press Briefing for the 31 st
Convocation Ceremony
Monday, 19th October, 2015
10. 40th Anniversary Activities Tuesday, 20 th October, 2015
11. 40th Anniversary Activities continued Wednesday, 21st October, 2015
12. Convocation Day 1- Convocation Lecture, Award
of Degrees Thursday, 22nd October, 2015
13. Convocation Day 2 - Commissioning of Projects;
Luncheon and Merit Award Friday, 23 rd October, 2015
14. End of Screening for Freshers Monday, 26th October, 2015
15. Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan
Semester Monday, 26th October, 2015
16. End of Normal Registration for Freshers Tuesday, 27 th October, 2015
17. Commencement of Late Registration for Freshers Wednesday, 28th October, 2015
18. End of Normal Registration for Returning
Students Thursday, 29th October, 2015
S/NO. ACTIVITY PROPOSED DATE
19. Commencement of Late Registration for
Returning Students Friday, 30 th October, 2015
20. End of Late Registration for Returning Students Friday, 13 nd November, 2015
21. End of Late Registration for Freshers Wednesday, 11th November, 2015
22. Business Committee of Senate to Consider List
of Registered Students Wednesday, 18th November, 2015
23. Senate Wednesday, 2nd December, 2015
24. Matriculation Wednesday, 16th December, 2015
25. End of Year Break Wednesday, 23rd -28 th December,
2015
26. End of Harmattan Semester Lectures Monday, 25th January, 2016
27. Lecture Free Week & Students Union Activities Monday, 25th – 31st January, 2016
28. Commencement of Harmattan Semester
Examinations Tuesday, 2 nd February, 2016
29. Senate Tuesday, 9 th February, 2016
30 End of Harmattan Semester Examination Tuesday, 23 rd February, 2016
31. Harmattan Semester Break Wednesday 24 th – 28th February,
2016
32. Commencement of Rain Semester Lectures Monday, 29th February, 2016
33. Faculty Board of Examiners to consider Final
Year Results at the end of 1st Semester
Monday,7 th -14 th March, 2016
34. Business Committee of Senate to consider Final
Year Results at the end of 1st Semester
Monday, 21st – 23 rd March, 2016
35. Senate to consider Final Year Results (1 st
Presentation)
Tuesday, 12 th April, 2016
36. End of Rain Semester Lectures Friday, 3rd June, 2016
37. Lectures Free Week Monday, 6th – 10th June, 2016
38. Commencement of Rain Semester Examinations Monday, 13th June 2016
39. Commencement of SIWES, Teaching Practice,
SWEP etc Monday, 13th June, 2016
40. Senate Tuesday 14th June, 2016
41. End of Rain Semester Examinations Monday, 4th July, 2016
42. Marking of Examination Scripts & Computation
of Results Monday, 4th – 22nd July, 2016
43. Faculty Board of Examiners (to consider Final
Year Results) Mon.25 th July, - 5th August,2016
44. Business Committee of Senate to Consider Final
Year Results Monday 8 th – 12 th August, 2016
45. Senate to Consider Graduating Students’ Results
and End of Session Thursday, 18th August, 2016
46. Commencement of 2016/2017 Session Friday, 19 th August, 2016
47. Faculty Board of Examiners to Consider
Goodstanding Results Monday, 22nd – Friday 26th August,
2016
48. Business Committee of Senate to Consider
Goodstanding Results Monday, 5th - 7th September, 2016
49. Special Senate to Consider Goodstanding Results Tuesday, 20 th September, 2016
50. Freshers Come into Residence Saturday, 24th September, 2016
51. Commencement of Admission Screening for
Freshers Wed., 28th September, 2016
52. Returning Students Come into Residence Wednesday, 28th September, 2016
53. Commencement of on-line Registration for
Returning Students Wednesday, 28th September, 2016
54. End of Screening for Freshers Friday, 7th October, 2016
55. Commencement of on-line Registration for
Freshers Friday, 7th October, 2016
56. Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan
Semester Monday, 10th October, 2016
57. Senate End of Normal Registration for Returning
Students Tuesday, 11 th October, 2016
58. Commencement of Late Registration for
Returning Students Wed., 12th October, 2016
S/NO. ACTIVITY PROPOSED DATE
59. Press Conference/Briefing Monday, 17th October, 2016
60. Convocation Lecture and Chancellor’s Cocktail Tuesday, 18 th October, 2016
61. End of Normal Registration for Freshers Friday, 21 st October, 2016
62. Commencement of Late Registration for Freshers Saturday, 22nd October, 2016
63. Convocation Day 1 Saturday, 22nd October, 2016
64. Convocation Day 2 Commissioning of Projects;
Luncheon and Merit Award Sunday, 23 rd October, 2016
65. End of Late Registration for Returning Students Tuesday, 25 th October,

from unilorin website [/quote

If this calendar is actually gonna be followed den i guess ∂ second list isn't really far behind

mizzhoneey:
Accounting

Aii...mine's biz admin..lets just keep our fingers crossed and pray for the best

Ipinlaxy:
a de too admitted though

Congrats bro , wat course ?

mizzhoneey:
Please... Who knows if DE students are on that list? Any DE stident admitted?

I've heard of some, I'm also a d.e aspirant wat course are you aspiring for

K

Pinshure or idontbelieveit!

Cant open ∂ file

Lolz..this our senators should just become comedians already

.

If only it was true I woulda commented..bt...

Nice

Lolz > ..epic indeed

sdindan:
Am not a Nigerian am a BIAFRAN.
Pls Who's PDP?

No wonder

ok

And how is dis suppose to feed me this morning

RedCard1:
And ugly Annie be like: look at what this lady is doing to my property.

Well, I just have to endure cos I can't afford to loose a man like 2face.

Everyone knows 2face is the only reason I am being heard about today.


He's the reason why I share tables with top celebrities.

I even battled over 20 women to get him.

Not to even think of the fact that BABALAWO means was adapted just to make him marry me.


Lord of marriage pls help me.


Up and down she goes. WAILING WAILER

K

free2ryhme:
Each passing day President Buhari continue to show and exhibit extreme unwillingness to either really fight corruption or be impartial in the fight against corruption.

Now, Itse Sagay is widely known to be notoriously partial in his concept and perception of who is right and who is wrong in Nigeria. As far as Sagay is concerned, everything done in Osun and Lagos States was done right. Ditto everything done in any other APC State. Hadza Bala Usman uses every opportunity - Chibok girls, etc - to advance partisan cause. These are the person that make Buharis Committee on Anti-corruption. These are two persons who certainly will point to any one around Buhari who is who is known to be corrupt.

Their appointment is wrong. Bias and partiality are other forms of corruption in themselves. There are certainly numerous other ways to compensate them "for their roles" than in a way that mocks the rest of us. In making his appoints, especially where bias is concerned, the President should strive to make such appointments not laden with conflict of interests.

K

Pierocash:
And u think don jazzy is 32 as claimed?
the guy is close to 50, we are nt blind and dumb to believe such lie cos we all know 32 is his stage age nt real age.

...

temitemi1:
Unilorin is not an exception of such madness...

Wat madness Are u talking about

unique indeed

Ok

The "wings" look like dat of the chicken I ate last week




#idontbelieve

Lmao

Ok

.

Lolz ...I don't believe tho