₦airaland Forum

Saklekplus:
@OP,GOD will continue to bless ur brain..... We yoruba know that Hausa are more close to yoruba than ibo, yet we place igbos ahead of Hausa, not because we prefer igbo than Hausa, but because we accommodate visitors, we love visitors and we are the most peaceful tribe in Nigeria, but I don't know why igbo hates yoruba, I notice all this during my nysc service...i don't think igbo tribe can change, igbo people don't understand themselves not to talk of another tribes

Cause envy breeds jealousy Jealousy breeds HATE.

Thissonofman:
d thing tire person

we just screwing dem all fake cos we knw we always real. Keep it real cous

Thissonofman:
as in ehh

dem perra all fake even their body all fake. Fake boot y boobs fake errthangs

If parents knw dis wat miley is going to turn to wen she grow up no 1 we allow is kids to watch hannah montana

Shezhawt:

part of dem fake perra

Thissonofman:
I want to know if one can still find them real/good ladies in this world, at least on nairaland first. I mean ladies who are true to themselves and not pretenders, snubs. can we still find one thousand and above of them

scarce commodity

Kingfisher

I just laugh wen I c dis pple mockin somone somone they mockin wo can latter turn to big problem they won't be able to handle.

Elslim:
Chisos!

LWKMD..

wats so funny ma

Elslim:
On Point Oga OP. I've been lookin for d guy sef myself.. he has been strangely absent of late..

u knw there's no money to subscribe so he will always be absent.

jamex93:
oh

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see

d guy is just a d!ck

jamex93:
that guy dey mad o


16m



see money fa



u no go buy 1 bottle of Chapman take propose to ha ni


most you show u have money


guys self

d Chinese guy is really stup!d I heard he make use of his 2year salary to get dem iphones.

all those ladies above me are just disturbing theirself wo even want 2 propose to u b4.

D oba is tryna tell dem hey young mofos don't come to form kingpin in anoda mans land.

misspatsy:
No one is dragin Lagos state with the yorubas moreover d Igbos are not the only tribe in Lagos.
People who say Lagos is on mans land is because of the kind of life pple live here.U leave ur hometown 4 Lagos no one knows who you are n no one cares about you or what u have come to do,dats Lagos life

but still lagos is a youruba land.

D guy wan use igbo cos war igbo pple u better don't let one man brainwash and use u for his own interest. But b4 u knw he's usin u, u could have cause wat u can't handle for urself.

Eggcelent:
I guess it will depend on what choices they made while they were still sane

ya man dat was wat am thinkin.

The funniest thing all wat igbos are doing in yoruba land they demself not to talk of yorubas can't try it in their hometown.
U pple should knw somtin, b4 u control yoruba land yoruba pple would have found a good solutn to stop you.
Nigeria brought us together but everybody knws is or her father land. So igbos should neva say lagos is no mans land. Everybody knw lagos is a youruba land we always be forever.

Igbos Don't cos war for urself so u won't regret it do ur business make money and don't let somone cos of is own interest use u to cause war for urself in anoda mans land.

chocolateme:
PLEASE, READ: THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO ABUJA.

If you don't understand why those who are in Abuja don't want to return and those who want to go are doing so at all cost, look at this information.

SPECIAL REPORT:
SALARY OF NIGERIAN SENATORS.

After reading through this Special Report, any sh[center][/center]red of doubt in the reader's mind that Nigeria is doomed and heading for a headlong, downward plummeting will simply dissipate. The details of the remuneration of an average Nigerian Senator is detailed below:

* Basic Salary (B.S) - N2,484,245.50
* Hardship Allowance (50% of B.S) - N1,242,122.70
* Constituency Allowance (200% of B.S) - N4,968,509.00
* Newspapers Allowance (50% of B.S) - N1,242,122.70
* Wardrobe Allowance (25% of B.S) - N621,061.37
* Recess Allowance (10% of B.S) - N248,424.55
* Accommodation (200% of B.S) - N4,968,509.00
* Utilities (30% of B.S) - N828,081.83
* Domestic Staff (70% of B.S) - N1,863,184.12
* Entertainment (30% of B.S) - N828,081.83
* Personal Assistants (25% of B.S) - N621,061.12
* Vehicle Maintenance Allowance (75% of B.S) - N1,863,184.12
* Leave Allowance (10% of B.S) - N248,424.55
* Severance Gratuity (300% of B.S) - N7,452,736.50
* Car Allowance (400% of B.S) - N9,936,982.00
* TOTAL MONTHLY SALARY = N29,479,749.00 ($181,974.00)
* TOTAL YEARLY SALARY = N29,479,749.00 x 12 = N353,756,988.00 ($2,183,685.00)
* EXCHANGE RATE: $1 = N162

LEGISLATORS PAY WORLDWIDE PER ANNUM
* Britain - $105,400.00
* United States - $174,000.00
* France - $85,900.00
* South Africa - $104,000.00
* Kenya - $74,500.00
* Saudi Arabia - $64,000.00
* Brazil - $157,600.00
* Ghana - $46,500.00
* Indonesia - $65,800.00
* Thailand - $43,800.00
* India - $11,200.00
* Italy - $182,000.00
* Bangladesh - $4,000.00
* Israel - $114,800.00
* Hong Kong - $130,700.00
* Japan - $149,700.00
* Singapore - $154,000.00
* Canada - $154 000.00
* New Zealand - $112,500.00
* Germany - $119,500.00
* Ireland - $120,400.00
* Pakistan - $3,500.00
* Malaysia - $25,300.00
* Sweden - $99 300.00
* Sri Lanka - $5,100.00
* Spain - $43,900.00
* Norway - $138,000.00

In terms of lawmakers’ salaries as a ratio of GDP per capita, the gap is even much wider. While the salary of a Nigerian lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP per person, that of a British member of parliament is just 2.7 times.

The average salary of Nigerian worker based on the national minimum wage is N18,000.00, So, the yearly salary is N18,000.00 x 12 = N216,000.00 ($1,333.00)
Remember, Yearly Salary of Nigerian Senator = $2,183,685.00.
Proportion: $2,183,685.00/$1,333.00 = 1,638
It will take an average Nigerian worker 1,638 years to earn the yearly salary of a Nigerian Senator.

Source: the economist

Legislators, both at d state & federal level are d problem of dis country. They only legislate into their pocket. Lets unite, mobilize & move against them begining with those thieves at the National Assembly. Pls read & send to all ur contact

don't forget contract too dat to fetch a lot of money.

Op no offence but dis is a news

Aviero:
We met last October . She helped me with a project and since then we got talking. I really liked her because of her nice qualities. So it happened that we started dating.

Now the problem is she is just too good to be true. I really don't know how to put this, but she's overly concerned about my well-being. All of a sudden she is just too nice and I'm somehow scared now. Whenever there is a misunderstanding, she will begin to apologize and start crying even though I'm the one at fault. That is just one.
Whenever she texts me and I don't reply, she will call. If I fail to answer her call, she will start coming over. When I ask her why she is so bothered, she will say she thought something has happened.
Recently, I no longer have my space. She is always around. She always want to be there when I hang out with friends. She doesn't even give me any chance to miss her. Now it seems I'm getting tired of her.

She doesn't let me do anything for her when I try to. Now it is as If I'm the babe.
Recently she jokingly told me that if she sees me with another lady she will poison me and she will kill herself. She wasn't looking serious but I became scared.

Now we have not even dated for more than 4 months and she has started talking of settling down.
I do not know if this is love or obsession. Because this is not the kind of love I asked God for..

don't see wat am about 2 write lik jargon cos don't knw how to explain to u just try and understand.
man I laugh out loud so hard wen I red wat u wrote up there cos I knw if u didn't quickly run from her as soon as possible (and don't stay in dsame state with her) does kind of girls u to turn guys to zombie (they we empty u but u won't quickly knw cos u think is love)man save b4 its too late.

Man check ur life well and see if sometings aren't missing.

SammyHoe:
I have come back to real life which is SAI BUHARI

good so tell me don't u c u feel alive. Now

I laugh in obama voice

Coward and still clueless

Continue with your assumption wen u come back to real life tell me.

Op u better quickly tell us april fool b4 they

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Godmother:
New or not, the thoughts alone makes me wanna

wanna do wat

ggrin:
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baby can we do dat cuddle of a thing me won't press it like eba but

Godmother:
Hehehe you do this at your own peril. That will be the end of your marriage and possibly life, if hubby is hot tempered.

@OP
That your list ehn, no 6 is just so gross!!
How can anyone eat from the dustbin, even if its food you put there.
Pls don't set yourself up for diseases

can't u get a new dustbin dat look like d 1 u use at home.

Op gmb and gej is like cowbell and peak milk. Den peak was meant for only the rich pple but cowbell came and told the masses u can also take milk with aslow as #10 but b4 peak realise the amount cowbell is makin from is #10 milk(sold to d masses) it was to late.

If u don't understand wat I wrote up their don't quote me.

Gmb