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^^^^^and dat eediot mrkey coming here talking trash about looting

this guy sef

Mr, Cork:
Mr Key has gone to work. He is a Morgue attendant

did you watch it

Goldieluks for hia now. . . . haba person no fit miss you

oh my Goldieluks where u dey since morin

where is dat mary kay or Mr-key or whateva his name is

he should come and watch this video

http://www.gbooza.com/forum/topics/jungle-justice-nigerian-boy-bu#axzz1VO6nhtei

if you no get liver pls dont watch it o. . . . . see how they deal with looters in naija

no God fearing lady in your church?

well i am not mercy johnson

What tha

hmmm

Goldieluks:
Yea,am attracted to light chocolate skin tone hefty guys,can't stand thin guys.

hmmmm

i am not talking to you ever again

^^^^hello frenchy

or should i say bonjour midam

fly okada

dude you only have 17post

just open another acct and fashi dis one SIMPLES

you can srt reporting them to the police

moonraker:
@ My Key

Sorry to disappoint u but i am not and well i dont think i need to prove anything to you

becos i have a feeling that u already have a deluded idea and there is nothing anyone here

would tell you that can change that perception.

I am gonna be honest with you,  You are not british, neither are you nigerian and last but not

the least, you are a very uncivilized human whatever you want to call urself.

I was only trying to understand your point of view but yur response was just appalling.

This is my last post on here,

of cus he is NOT

the mans visa has been denied one billion times

thats why he is mad

‎"African Insurance, magun or thunderbolt"

Mostly put on a woman to confirm her fidelity.

Its said there are different consequences for different types but the end result is always death.

What is your opinion about this,should this only be limited to women,

As a man can you place this on your woman ?

And as a woman what will you do if you find out a man put this on you?

Just for FUN. . . . Pls don't abuse me, my wife or my family

1. Recognize the small things - they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

2. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special, then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner, then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why, you should lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear:", Because I can."

3. Warm her up when she’s cold, and not by giving her your jacket, then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say: "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

4. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

5. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

6. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then jump up and SCREAM in her ear! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things, like basketball.

7. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

8. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

9. Every time you’re in her house, steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

10. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say no she’s not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

11. Look her in the eyes and smile, then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

12. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it, but not a sexy cologne smell; a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

13. When it’s raining keep asking her if she’s crying. Shell say no it’s just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her “Stop crying, you @#%$ baby”! Girls like a tough man as I've already stated. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

14. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

15. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

16. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

17. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she criess. This will impress her by showing what a strong man you are.

18. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

19. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. When she says that she is, say "you better be". Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

20. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girls needs some improvement.

21. If, I mean when, she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time later in the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Also, tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll really be excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

22. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When your gf looks at you, stare into her eyes, mouth the word's Bleep you and grab the other girl's ass. Girl's love competition.

23. Introduce her to your friends as 'some chick'. Girls love those special nicknames.

24. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

25. If you're listening to music and she asks to hear it. Tell her no. Girl's love a mysterious guy.

Lemme know how long it takes for her to kick your ass to the curb!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs.Chima:
You is a damn lie.  I don't have a small rock hater. 

Now your wife's ring. I will have to use some bi focals to see the stone.

^^^^^hahahaha

What good is a Diamond nobody can see lol

now thats my theory. . . .  

she cant even lift her hand

Mrs.Chima:
I wore mine. Why would a woman hide being engaged?

cus the rock is not dat big

dey for one place dey drink beer. . . i dey go home soon

go-slow ke?? well i no notice am maybe cus i no dey tay for dia

Stressing about what to wear to a big job interview? Instead of debating skirt or pants, suit or not, some hiring managers say it's the ring you should think about ditching -- your diamond engagement ring, that is.

"Please remove your giant diamond rings," wrote one contributor to a community forum on Urbanbaby.com last week, billing her post as a public service announcement. "I work at a non-profit," she continued, "and when I interview someone who is sporting a huge diamond, I immediately deduct points from that person. I talked about this with some of my colleagues today, and they feel the same way. It's just an unnecessary risk."

The poster later clarified that she has a specific reason for resenting when applicants bring their bling to an interview: She works for a non-profit that helps African women and children suffering from the effects of the conflict diamond trade.

But her post contributed to a larger conversation sparked earlier this year in a field that has no connection to the diamond industry. In June, a women who worked at the accounting firm KPMG claimed that when she inquired about how to get a salary bump following her maternity leave, she was told that she didn't need one because she had a nice engagement ring. Now, she's suing.

When it comes to the interviewing and negotiating in the work place, are women judged for and by the rings on their fingers? And if so, why exactly?

Wearing a flashy engagement ring to an interview "has got to be a personal decision," said Karen Katz, a principal with Forum, one of the largest executive search firms in New York City. "But it could be a damaging one."

Katz, who coaches candidates before interviews, said that anything that distracts from what the applicant is saying is a negative in an interview. That includes bangle bracelets that make noise when you move your hands, eye-catching costume jewelry, strong perfumes, and, potentially, a very large engagement ring.

But the KPMG lawsuit indicates there's another way in which a big ring may send -- or be seen as sending -- a strong and perhaps the wrong message.

"Unfortunately, it could be perceived as, this person doesn't really need this job," Katz said, although she argued that no employer would ever admit that. "If they've got a ring that size, they don't need this job.'"

On top of that, Katz pointed out that a big ring could be viewed by some interviewers or colleagues as an inappropriate expenditure.

In the end, she said, it all depends on who's sitting across from you.

"I wear a diamond that is not a huge one, and I wouldn't think of not wearing it," said Katz. "But years and years ago in an interview with a client, the client jumped up and said 'Oh my god, how big is that ring?' My stone is less than a carat: its all about perception."

It's obviously unfair -- no one would ever ask a man how many carats the diamond ring he bought his wife is to determine what kind of job or salary he deserves -- but the UrbanBaby thread and the KPMG suit suggest that it happens.

Still, plenty of respondents to the Urbanbaby post who also handle hiring at their companies and organizations argued that a ring has no bearing on their decision, nor should it.

"I've hired dozens of people, honestly couldn't tell you if any of them even wear diamonds or what their jewelry was. I can remember every detail of the interviews, their cover letters, and their previous experience, though," wrote one commenter.

"Where that person went to school and her work experience speaks more to me," said another.

Tell us what you think. When it comes time for a big interview, or the meeting where you plan to ask for a raise, should you leave the ring at home?

get the msg wey i send

jor come make we yan beta thing

then nothing go remain if i chop am