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very romantic

sha i for comot for sunday nite but i dey too tire

Misbee:
Ladies contribute their brain to giv advice,prayers,watch u nt 2 go astray.

yea rite

prayer ko epe ni

Ok Mr Private Investigator

190 is in Afghanistan too looking for Osama

and I am in Ghana selling bread

Goldieluks:
Why?

cus i want to get a refund

brother too wan enjoy. . . . how was ur wknd

Goldieluks:
You really wanna know?

yes

far far away. . . i dey o, where u go enjoy

kamalbob:
Three days ago, i am struggling with a lady who got my phone no. from my friend. In this 3 days I can't count hw many text messages she sended, apart from phone call, facebook e.t.c. Just to show up how much she love me. So brothers and sister I need your advice, because am not interesting in this negotiation

with your kind of English

you should be glad a girl is running after you

person wey i don dey look for since yesterday

They tried. . . . 13yrs

Normally Hollywood marriage dont go past 10yrs

cus of divorce settlements  

Nope

kpolli:
we r chasing their daughters and sometimes wives

Thinking. . . . .

bit by bit una dey confess. . . . na which room dey wan open

lock am well well and give me the key make i hold am

jonathan73:
I don't know yet, check ma profile maybe u will find out!

Ok i have seen your profile . . . .

how much money do you have?

Happy Birthday Boss

which one are you

dforestfox:
I was travelling out of Naija in 2007 and needed the Gents before check-in, when i got to the Gents i noticed there was a guy standing by the door,i wondered for a second what he was doing there but kinda ignored him, so that was me minding my business doing the 'Major', and realised there wasn't a toilet roll, i was like  s**t what am i going to do,then i heard the 'heavenly voice' from the guy i saw by the door 'Oga you need toilet roll?!!', i was like Yes oo, he said you go pay ooo, i was like pay!!, he said yes and that 1 hand roll is N10( that's if he does a circle of the roll in his hand once )lol, i was like is this guy kidding me, i was like just give me the all the bl**dy toilet roll and i will pay him that i dont have the time because i have a flight to catch, and he said money first oga because hin Oga dey count the toilet roll and na the airport management tell them to dey charge for the toilet roll!!I was so shocked, i ended up giving him around [b]£250 [/b]so i dont miss my flight!!.

Has anyone had the same experience?

from N10 to 250 pounds. . . . hmmm how did that work out

how many toilet rolls did you take from him

and it took you 4yrs to come and tell the story on NL

well its changed now. . . . they have toilet rolls

goldie too wan go sing for x-factor

coogar:
welbeck was rubbish until his goal.
phil jones, cleverley, evans and anderson were very excellent.
this is anderson's season - he bossed it tonight and got a good goal to cap a wonderful performance.

you are right

^^^^^bad belle

Mr, Cork:
LesbianBoy. bro. what kinda air freshner do use for your mouth? galix?

hahaha

are you male or female?

funny