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me and you together as one

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nellaluv:
you've been awarded the contract for the Lagos bbq, please start immediately

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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son:

You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.

Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it.


After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up
and I've observed that you have been studying your
Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had
long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'




To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they
all walked everywhere they went?'

Okoronkwo Umeham had no idea that the special ingredients for a Nigerian soup would land him in a Tijuana jail. He was just doing a favour for a relative who was longing for a taste of home.

But he says the spices, dried fish and vegetables looked like illegal drugs to the inspectors in Mexico and landed him in a Tijuana jail for two days.

The 73-year-old San Diego social worker, a U.S. citizen who was born in Nigeria, crossed from San Diego to Tijuana on March 15 to deliver the essential ingredients for "ugu," a traditional Nigerian soup, to a younger relative who was longing for a taste of home.

Umeham took the same ingredients to Nnanna last September without any incident, his wife, Gail Umeham, said on Wednesday.

The Mexican inspectors asked if the labelled packages contained marijuana, and Umeham said no. He didn’t speak Spanish and couldn’t explain what they were.

He said Mexican authorities put him in jail, telling him they needed to test the suspicious materials.

Javier Cossio, the head of the federal attorney general’s office in Tijuana, confirmed Umeham’s arrest. Cossio told the San Diego Union-Tribune that contents of the bags that Umeham was carrying had to be tested and that Umeham had to be checked for drug use. Authorities concluded "he was not carrying any drugs." He said Umeham also did not test positive for any drug.

He was released after two days but his wife said he was humiliated by the experience. "It would have been nice if someone had said sorry," she said.

http://thenationonlineng.net/web2/articles/40961/1/Spices-mistaken-for-drugs-land-Nigerian-in-Mexican-jail/Page1.html

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dayokanu:
When is the el razur show coming to the US

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