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Comparisons Can Backfire by r231(m): 3:39am On Mar 27, 2010 |
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.' To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?' |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 4:26am On Mar 27, 2010 |
ah!, u tra sha. d bhoi go walk so tey. . . |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by ayettymama(f): 4:35am On Mar 27, 2010 |
lolz very funny! |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by elvismike(m): 6:45pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
nice. |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 12:55am On Mar 28, 2010 |
The joke no bad sha lol |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 6:31am On Mar 28, 2010 |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 7:52am On Mar 29, 2010 |
U try jare. |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 7:52am On Mar 29, 2010 |
U try jare. |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by kodylicky(f): 1:06pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
nice one @jossy double posting again? u neva pay finish oo |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by sylve11: 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
@poster, that was . , . . . .ht |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 5:48pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
kody-licky:ehnn? I don pay all my dues 2 studio o. U mean to tel me say he nor give u 4 d kulikuli n 50kobo? Even sting they complain say kulikuli nor reach am o. Rush go fynd am wether u go c am make u 4 colect ur share of d 50kobo because d kulikuli don finish o. |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by VIPOW: 4:22am On Mar 30, 2010 |
u try wella,i like it |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 5:46am On Mar 30, 2010 |
Yep the joke mess sense, Jossy, Mind the kind of people u send to my house cuz dem nor dey write kidnapper for face. Lol |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by kodylicky(f): 9:21am On Mar 30, 2010 |
@studio u wan kidnap u? na d kulikuli and 50k u go use pay ur ransom? abeg i dey come collect my share |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by sylve11: 9:33am On Mar 30, 2010 |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by lbotus(f): 2:08pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
hmm |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 2:44pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Nor mind studio o, nxt tym he go tel u say u wan snatch am 4rm dyt. |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 2:45pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Nor mind studio o, nxt tym he go tel u say u wan snatch am 4rm dyt. |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 8:31pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 8:34pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
whats the laughter for?, see your tits |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 8:36pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
If I slap you ehn!! Which one concern you with my bosoms? |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 8:48pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
your name na laughter? |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 9:02pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Mchew |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 10:13pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Rat wey dey hiss lol |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 10:55pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Frank, u dont hit on evry f on NL. haba |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 11:00pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Oti o, Na dem dey show me love. No be my fault sey i too much, I thank God wey make everything possible. Ope fun oluwa |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 11:03pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
studio43: You need to be recharged with slap abi? studio43: Mchew. . . What would you not say to make yourself happy? |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 11:05pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
wat 'll 9jans not attribuite 2 God? ashewo oshi. dyt, iwo da ooo |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 11:19pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
Oju ti tiwon o. Tayo, Ni suru tio bafe ta! Bi guguru lol |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 11:21pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
gbe enu e dake bi noodle!! |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 11:23pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
^^ So fun jare!! Ode oshi. . . mchew |
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by Abbygyal(f): 2:36pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
lol@joke |
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