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Comparisons Can Backfire by r231(m): 3:39am On Mar 27, 2010
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son:

You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.

Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it.


After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up
and I've observed that you have been studying your
Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had
long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'




To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they
all walked everywhere they went?'
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 4:26am On Mar 27, 2010
ah!, u tra sha.

d bhoi go walk so tey. . . cheesy
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by ayettymama(f): 4:35am On Mar 27, 2010
lolz

very funny!
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by elvismike(m): 6:45pm On Mar 27, 2010
nice.
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 12:55am On Mar 28, 2010
The joke no bad sha lol
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 6:31am On Mar 28, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 7:52am On Mar 29, 2010
U try jare.
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 7:52am On Mar 29, 2010
U try jare.
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by kodylicky(f): 1:06pm On Mar 29, 2010
nice one

@jossy
double posting again? u neva pay finish oo grin
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by sylve11: 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2010
@poster,


that was . , . . . .ht kiss cool
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 5:48pm On Mar 29, 2010
kody-licky:

nice one

@jossy
double posting again? u neva pay finish oo grin
ehnn? I don pay all my dues 2 studio o. U mean to tel me say he nor give u 4 d kulikuli n 50kobo? Even sting they complain say kulikuli nor reach am o. Rush go fynd am wether u go c am make u 4 colect ur share of d 50kobo because d kulikuli don finish o.
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by VIPOW: 4:22am On Mar 30, 2010
u try wella,i like it
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 5:46am On Mar 30, 2010
Yep the joke mess sense,



Jossy,
Mind the kind of people u send to my house cuz dem nor dey write kidnapper for face.
Lol
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by kodylicky(f): 9:21am On Mar 30, 2010
@studio
u wan kidnap u? na d kulikuli and 50k u go use pay ur ransom?
abeg i dey come collect my share
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by sylve11: 9:33am On Mar 30, 2010
cool
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by lbotus(f): 2:08pm On Mar 30, 2010
hmm
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 2:44pm On Mar 30, 2010
Nor mind studio o, nxt tym he go tel u say u wan snatch am 4rm dyt.
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by jossy1luv(f): 2:45pm On Mar 30, 2010
Nor mind studio o, nxt tym he go tel u say u wan snatch am 4rm dyt.
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 8:31pm On Mar 30, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 8:34pm On Mar 30, 2010
whats the laughter for?, see your tits grin
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 8:36pm On Mar 30, 2010
If I slap you ehn!! Which one concern you with my bosoms?  angry angry angry
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 8:48pm On Mar 30, 2010
your name na laughter?
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 9:02pm On Mar 30, 2010
Mchew angry angry angry
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 10:13pm On Mar 30, 2010
Rat wey dey hiss lol
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 10:55pm On Mar 30, 2010
Frank, u dont hit on evry f on NL. haba
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 11:00pm On Mar 30, 2010
Oti o,
Na dem dey show me love.
No be my fault sey i too much, I thank God wey make everything possible.
Ope fun oluwa
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 11:03pm On Mar 30, 2010
studio43:

Rat wey dey hiss lol

You need to be recharged with slap abi? angry angry angry angry

studio43:

Oti o,
Na dem dey show me love.
No be my fault sey i too much, I thank God wey make everything possible.
Ope fun oluwa

Mchew. . . What would you not say to make yourself happy? grin grin grin
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 11:05pm On Mar 30, 2010
wat 'll 9jans not attribuite 2 God?

ashewo oshi. dyt, iwo da ooo
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by studio43(m): 11:19pm On Mar 30, 2010
Oju ti tiwon o.
Tayo, Ni suru tio bafe ta! Bi guguru
lol
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tayoast(m): 11:21pm On Mar 30, 2010
gbe enu e dake bi noodle!!
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by tanimz(f): 11:23pm On Mar 30, 2010
^^ So fun jare!! Ode oshi. . . mchew angry angry angry
Re: Comparisons Can Backfire by Abbygyal(f): 2:36pm On Mar 31, 2010
lol@joke

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