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obe ti o pon, ele ti won ti gbon ri, efo ti ko ni eja, ago yin dun se kin ba e gbe

olodo rabata oju eja lo mo je

jare, ma da si oro oko ati iyawo

no time wasters please

He is at the Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.

But the gates are closed as Ratas approaches the gatekeeper, St. Peter said, 'Well, You seem to be in the wrong place as I don't seem to have you on my list, but as there is such a crowd behind you and it would cause such a disruption I will give you an entrance examination if you pass it I will let you in

The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven!

Fair enough said the dread I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was!

St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know but the test is only three questions.

Here they are:

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

That one is easy - That would be Today and Tomorrow!

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, that is not what I was thinking but you do have a point and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.

Second: How many seconds are there in a year? asked St. Peter. How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder! replied Rasta but I think about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve!


Astounded, St. Peter said 'Twelve'? How in Heaven's name could you come u pwith twelve seconds in a year?

Well it got to be twelve he replied: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,

'Hold it', interrupts St. Peter. I see where you are going with this and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind, but I will have to give you credit for that one too

Third: What is God's first name?

'Well Sure' he replied with a big grin . . 'it's Andy.

''Andy'? exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?

'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all' - Whenever I went to church I would hear them sing 'ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: 'Run, man, run!!

Stinginess is a very discouraging habit in relationship. it has destroyed many courtships,and it remains the nagging problem of many people in getting a reliable partner.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend, fiance or finacee must never lack anything, you can easily and conveniently provide.If you are a stingy young man, i doubt your mind of providing for your family.

I didn't mean you should spoil the young lady with worldly things or attract her with money,but you should not allow her to suffer some basic things, which you are conveniently capable of providing.

The ladies too must be in habit of giving, because if you are the stingy type, the man may be confused as to whether you won't be of assistance to him at any hard time of his life after he might have married you, this may discourage and cause him to run away from you, !

bo lo n lo la le yi

ni ko tu wo si

brake mi mu baje, ti o ba duro si ona ma gba da nu ni

jooo kuro lo no kin ko ja

no fighting pls

muscle o kin se oruba jare olodo

google, ni wa ju mi abi

u beta stop if you don't want me to be igi fun e 631 or 632 times lol

i'm sorry baby

e je ka so otito pweety o wa pa gan ni

you go pay for am

young shall grow

still luv u anywayz

Kunbee:
Dont like tongue

4real how come

yen ni ko ma wo

right here darling

thats lyfe innit

we disagree to agree

mi o mo jare

kiss kiss kiss

olodo rabata

na 623 or 624

Kunbee:
Hard to believe

trust me sweetie

now and forever