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THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]Ever lied to your bf/gf/wife/hubby?
no

Fallen asleep at work/school?
yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes

Sang in the shower?
yes

Blacked out from drinking?
no

Liked someone without anyone else knowing about it?
yes


Made out with a complete stranger?
no

Caught someone cheating on you?
no


Are u a snob?
no

@ topic
do you like to watch indecency?[/color]

do you like to watch indecency?[/color][/b]
NO

mama-gee:
Lame Joke, let's move on!

bye

Kunbee:
Infinity

Q45 or J30

A Fulani man bought a trouser from an Ibo man and on reaching home wore the trouser and admired himself in the mirror but after a while he bent down to pick something and the trouser tore. He then pick up a sharp knife and headed for the Ibo mans shop . on reaching the mans shop he asked the man if the trouser he sold to him is a trouser for sitting or standing , the Ibo man after seeing the knife and the anger on the Fulani mans face quickly said it is a trouser ment only for standing and the Fulani man said you are very lucky it was only for standing if not so I will have killed you and he left.

On a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'

'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes,'was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel,

By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks, Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes,

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him, She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.

'Are you God's wife?'

photo

;d :d

Anonymous walcott substituted, n about time to! hope aaron lennon is fit enuff to go to the world cup cos he's dun much better than theo this season!

^^^^^^madam u dey vex o
y nah

. :d

Kunbee:
I dont understand Yoruba

how did u knw dat its yoruba

game over

glass

hackney:
Im a chelski fan but i think arsenal will win this one 1:0 (or maybe not but they will win)
so clear i think i should start betting

i guess you r wrong

this ain't no plasma

Wunmibabe:
R231 I'm still here.

thank God, i was jus bout to call NYPD
wsup

Siena:
Guys, quit the insults.

At least, this time Moros has posted a registered limited company, so his post does have some level of credibility. The least people in Lagos could do is check his firm out, then come back and let us know their findings.

good point

so what does it use SOLAR?

9ce

wow

aloy-emeka:
Murder with yansh.

lawd have mercy

Sam Milla:
I am angry because it was when the boy called that the girl told him about it.
She should have called and say that. The boy would have felt so much better.

Plus  there is always a part that is left out. That part that we personally hate to believe happened.

true dat

abe
wetin dey nah

No matter how tactfully you raise the matter, he is likely to be angry and defensive. He is also likely to become more secretive about what he's doing.

Abekeade08:
She is not used to NL. When she dey online, where you run comot go??

sry have to takia of some situation at d club ni jare

Wunmibabe:
R231 I'm here. Who told you I wanted that thing.

what thing are we talking about here lol

where is my 1 min woman again ooooooooooo

Wunmibabe:
R231 how you doing today? I'm just home chilling about to eat something. What you up to?

hello sweetie
how are you

hmmmm