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coogar: denzil's council tax = your rent per annum wherever you are on the planet.



denzil, remind me not to shake your hands when we meet.

True

damiso: R231 will you ship a 5 kilo package and not charge for 20 kilos like all these my cargo people.I know you guys charge a £20 admin fee which I dont mind but why should I pay for 15 extra kilos?

Actually my admin fee is £15 and yes I will do 5kg with no hidden charges

5kg will run you about £32.50 so far the items is not voluminous

denzel2009: where is your agbole in Ibadan? Mine is saka pena very close to Ogbere tioya



Just one ni jare.

For you £20 pere

shymexx: @Coogar

The cheapest has to be between farm foods and netto.

You can buy a whole house in those stores with just £20.

They closed the one in Peckham

denzel2009: I'm not Yoruba. I'm a thoroughbred Efik.

Let me catch you o.

BTW, how much you go ship 1 piece of blackberry phone to Naija for me?

Just one or trailer load

Efemena_xy: I actually think Iceland are a rip-off.

Nothing there ever sells for less than a pound. You can get a fat juicy cucumber, a bag of fresh carrots, lettuce, etc for less than £1, unlike Iceland

See coogar didn't know that

Their toilet roll is nice too and its a pound

chaircover: whats the yoruba version of your name. Maybe I will get that one right

Dekunle Fuji

chaircover: no one beats tesco for spinach ooooo

You need to try it

damiso: Their store card is useless.I really dont know the pointOk maybe free delivery if you spend over £25.Coming from a loyalty card major.My husband is always shaking his head when I say Oh no you stopped at Tesco why didn't you tell me na now iv lost points .If he says am picking up something at Boots, I say I'll pick it dont worry you wont get the points .He thinks loyalty cards are scams.

I don't see the point either........been buying petrol from Sainsburys for donkey years now and getting points on the nectar card crap and still they are not giving me free petrol

adaobi123: Lmaooo

But still nothing beats Iceland

They have the best spinach even better than the naija stores

adaobi123:

But for real, those £1 £2 meals. Chuck'em in the oven/microwave and your set

I don't eat wha t I can't pronounce

coogar: expensive what? it's the cheapest store i have been. they would still cajole you to get their store card which gives you another 10% extra discount or so.

Iceland range from £1 to £5

adaobi123: Iceland is the place !!!!! Ready made food galore

Iceland not Island Buka

coogar: i cannot believe no one has mentioned iceland. i am very sure those stolen goods. you can buy a whole house for £20 @ iceland. there was a time i entered one and their coke in a pack = buy 1, get 3 free.

Says who

Iceland is expensive you know

chaircover: stop frontin ooooo!

Fish finger happy meal £1.99

Deli of the day is £1.99 too

Just needed something to keep me from sleeping in the boring class

chaircover: happy meal abi

Deli of the day

coogar: waitrose is my favourite - their products are in high definition!

Never been to one

I was looking for sandwich or something earlier today in Croydon and somebody direct me to waitrose luckily there is McDonald next door

Thank God

Siena: r231, that's a fact. Imagine my shock when I saw palm oil, Star, black-eye beans, plantain, poundo, okra, yam etc at my local Tesco. I almost fell down, I was that surprised.

Tesco is taking over

adaobi123: Garri ?

I've seen stuff like malt and indomie.

Yes Garri and plantain too

adaobi123: No lol

Even Tesco sell garri, plantain and gulder this days

Well the one round my area

adaobi123: I'm vexing for my mum.

Hayes near bromley ?

Or hayes in west London ?

So you want to go west London cus of £1 plantain

bebe2: The offer is new na, henceforth quote ur ref n u will get ur 10% u trust me na, u be my personal person I go look after u

Hmmm..........ok oooo

On Tuesday

bebe2: Brossss, na u be my boss o, help me tell these pple wat they are missing

Calculate my transactions first and pay my 10% commission

bebe2: Pls o, if person tell u say dem need to send money to nigeria quick quick, wat will u tell them??

A, western union

B.money gram

C. Best rate services.

ANSWER: C, best rate offers the highest rate and Quickest money transfer service. Open 24/7, money in ur acc within 1hr or less.

Email: bekis@hotmail.co.uk

Call: 0750 690 4256, ur nairaland ref is mama Martin. 10% off commission wit ur ref.

You owe me a lot of 10% commission ooo madam

denzel2009: Mr James abeg stop to dey watch American gangster films like New Jack city they are messing your mind

Knock out

Afam4eva: If most of the poor over there earn more than a lot of highly paid Nigerians then i wonder why the average ones in London who are better off than the poor ones are moving to Nigeria in drives. I know people that returned from London and are going from house to house begging like Niger people. There are even Nigerians sending money to their relatives in london so that they can survive for that day. The poverty in that country is mind bugging. There's no day that i don't put Nigerians in London in my prayers even the ones that curse me on this forum cos i understand that they're frustration is a reflection of the UK.

chaircover: pali = passport


Dami I no see am o!

Oga R321 is a forwarder and backwader

The person I use has become fussy and no longer Carry's certain things, so I just find someone going and pay them for the cost of an extra suitcase.

Thanks your commission on the way X5-2014

Caracta: Yet he lives in that kind of house and looks like a hungry racoon. Abi na you dem take do ritual? Eyes like poverty. Even the 'shigidis' (wooden idols) are hungry...no jollof rice for them?

Nansense and ingredient!

adaobi123: It is well. SMH

Dont be scared