₦airaland Forum

mystage:
i blive ur question points to the "HE". well,..it represent me been a guy/man and also use instead of typing my name which is d idea i am/was suppose to type.

Represent you?...Not even close...
Wierd Geek.

mystage:
Yeah,.u re actually right. bt "mystage" is already on dat area/field. he has been there since 2011. and he got d brain in mum's womb

Why do you refer to yourself in third person?

mystage:
Thats one quality or mayb even the first u gat to possess b4 u can be tag a computer programmer.

Yeah!....You'll need to put that brain to good use, if you really do want to major in that area of study.

mystage:
updated journal?...i dnt think so; very common topic among guys?...mine is diff bcus all guys are nt same;. so why i went for "sleep" instead of "night", its very simple and i blive u knw why.

That brain of yours....You tend to catch up really fast .

mystage:
hmmm. dnt wanna spoil ur mood same u spoilt mine. so i gat to just play along and ask hw was ur sleep?

Is this becoming the update journal of "How was your night"?. ....Sorry, just that it's a very common topic amongst guys. I remembered I slept and woke up a few hours later....So I don't know how well my sleep was.

iceberylin:
I was just helping

Indeed you were "just helping" .

mystage:
hmmm. ok kul if dats ok by u. gudnite or gudmorni, which one is even appropriate at dis point in time sef. sweetdreams to u if u decide to sleep.

GoodMorning

yahayya1a:
See this dumb a*ss motherf*cker...just leave me alone, ok? I don't talk to punks.

You claim to be left alone, yet took your time to reply my comment...Don't you realize how dumb that is?

mystage:
Hmmm, like serious?

Hek yes

mystage:
Hahahahahaha. me mak fun of u ke, i nor dey fear ibadan girl? abi u tink say i want mk abija strike me dead go meet iya rainbow for hell fire?...lolz. oya am sorry,..so can i mk my request nw nd hope it wont be rejected?

HIGHLY REJECTED!....STAMPED & SEALED.

mystage:
No, its about askin moderator to take it to front page. any wrong if its abt takin it private?

You're making fun of me abi?...Okay now.

mystage:
ohh, nw i get u. sorry for the misunderstanding. hope u wont ming granting "mystage" an instant favour he requires frm u right nw? nor fal dis fine boy hand o wen he eventually ask, u knw say na nairaland we dey and nairalanders mouth nor gud. lolz

Does the favor include taking our conversation over to private messages?

mystage:
Business?..dats awesome. bt its same thing na, i wil patronise ur business, just bring watever u re selling or offering and i wil buy. atleast na business carry u go if u are asked why u went.

That was a typo. I meant to type the term" busy" instead....Yeah!... Still not traveling

mystage:
but me tink i can bring u to benin anytime some. is anytin bad in visiting/meeting a frnd? or we arent frnds? or are u parents gonna beat u if u leave their sight for mayb a weekend? lolz

NO!..I'm just too business to think about traveling anytime soon. As for friends?.Hahahaha

mystage:
hahahahahaha. dnt worry sweet. am gonna take u tour the city when u cum visit nt just a fellow nairalander bt a gud one at dat then u wil see wit ur eyes that indeed benin has changed and a place to be. what about dat? "wink"

HMMM!....I don't think i'll get to Benin anytime soon .

mystage:
you see what am trying to point out. isnt it unfair to judge a city to posses same things as it was 10yrs ago? if u wanna knw den i shud tel u dat e.g burials in edo are nt done at nite again; cult clashes as reduce as it was then bcus all d guys are busy making money and also those street rituals nw take place in villages and nt city anymore because wat u sees in the cities nw are tied roads wit strt lites, big hotels, shopping malls, businesses, etc. calculating ur age it seems it falls inbetween my idea lady age o. 22-24yrs, abi i lie? "wink"

Well, I haven't been to Benin since then, so that explains my reservations about Benin, as a result of what my family and experienced back then.
Hmm!...Idea lady age indeed.

mystage:
ohhh, i knw u were joking sweet. sorry i my response was kinda harsh. and on a lighter not,..get ready to visit benin again o bcus u re d first nairalander hv decide to meet in person. either u lik it or nt me must see dat ur worwor face,.lolz

Hahahaha!...Wor wor face....Look who dey talk. Mcteww

mystage:
You wanna knw how i think? i think ur age either old or young doesnt matter to me..u knw y? because "mystage" sees age as just a number (as a married women told me dis yea,..stop complaining you are older than me, abi dem write age for ur dick,..lolz). i asked for d year u left benin bcus i wanna knw if ur thought and mindset abt edo that u poured out ealier were in the past and nt nw bcus most of the tinz u said abt edo doesnt happen anymore.

I'm not an old woman but any ways. We left Benin in the early 2000's.

[quote author=mystage post=35950338][/quote]Oh pls!...That was a joke.

mystage:
Hmm. am nt impress i must admit. hope u knw all states in naija has their own problems? and those u listed abt edo state are definately nt truth because i blive we both knw we cant compare edo with any southwest state when it comes to using people for rituals and kidnapping people for blood money. and the edo state u talked abt is edo of old and nt present. which year did u left edo 4 lag?

Hmm!...You use style know my age abi?. See your life

mystage:
dats kul. lagos also part of naija states hv also stayed sha. spent 5years there. ondo strt, ogba. so why did u left benin?

I now live at Gowon Estate. My parents got tired of raising their kids around the frequent burial parties that were held every friday; Got tired of the always reoccuring news about conventions of witches, and evil doings...I can not count the number of dead bodies my siblings and i had to come across almost every week as kids on our way to school.. The kidnappings for blood money, plus the idol whoshippers association? Hmm.

Edo state wasn't named the heartbeat of Nigeria for nothing .

mystage:
i also help u reject it by fire on ur behalf.
so i guess u returned to ibd or nw reside elsewhere?

Lagos
Amen in Jesus name

mystage:
ohhh sweet. u mean u hv gone to a meeting at sapele inside groundnut shell and am gonna find you on top electric wire at roundabout 2moro morning? my guildian angel u re not doing ur work as suppose to o and am been tempted to report u to you sender God. but babe see as pidgin english clear for ur messg, u na warri, sapele or even benin/bini girl?

I reject it by fire
Not really!!. Although i'm proudly an Ibadan child, but i was born @ UBTH and lived at GRA Etete Benin for 10 years.

mystage:
Hmmm. stil awake at this ungodly time of the nite when i expected u to be busy guilding me as i lay my head to sleep base on the angel that u re.
if you dnt angel guild me,..who will?

Sit down there, dey look for angel. Your angel don go meeting for Sa.Pele inside grandnut shell.....No worry, you go find ham on top electric wire for roundabout for morning.

yahayya1a:
thats her problem bitch, not yours...why insult somebody's religion when yours is as boring as shit.. #get_a_life as*hole

That was a joke...It hasn't been an hour after break, and you're already committing sin.

Women stalking you with that Gustavo looking head of yours?. CHILE PLS.

@ favored 247 Best sis ever

Really?. So if the south African men as they claim do have the remedy to end their problems at attracting women, then why are they still loosing their women to foreigners ?.

Wasn't one of the reasons behind their mental breakdowns, was as a result of them loosing their women to more educated and well established foreigners?.

This Ramadan one month fasting is funny as hell. My American friend has been complaining bitterly about the lack of sex with her boyfriend as a result of the fasting. Infact she feels like crying when ever she talks about it....One will began to feel sorry for her.


Congratulations folks on the final day of your fasting.Time to go back to committing of your sins with your girlfriends and concubines.

iceberylin:
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