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presido1:
David over to you, Rampant wan make u show her. Pratical Biology

says who?

4 Him:
it is better to speak in parables that hearing they may hear and not understand.

David, excuse me?
Just say you dnt know how to seduce a woman jare. . .

Rebellious:
My bad. I'll fire the secretary right now.

Plz do. , if he's fine and handsome, plz send him to my bedchamber so he can be properply punished

4 Him:
true but then . . .

stop talking in riddles jo. . .but then. . then what?

Rebellious:
Check either your voicemail or junk mail. It might be there.

checking. . .checking. ,
both empty

Rebellious:
@topic, Yeah we had a meeting about how we plan to seduce men because there's nothing better to do. We are going to dress lightly not because it's hot but because we want the innocent men to stare at us. Surprisingly, only women wear light clothes during summer. Men cover up and wear thick coats all the time even when there's a heat wave because they are blameless and pure. Happy now?

you guys have meetings and I was not invited ?

tosh_acer:
Simple - join part of our research team. You will sleep with 70 women in one month without condom and you will be tested for HIV before and after the job - the research is to actually see to how rampant the HIV virus is spreading - interested? It is real - you will earn 1 million naira every month you participate. Call + 1 236 876 5678 and ask for Virus for Taste Ltd.

nawa o. .

this should be in the joke sec

leqe:
@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.

lmao!!
oh my gawwwwd!!

The Sly:
Abeg comot for road. . . . . . . . .Na today?
I'm no rookie in that area. . . . . . . . . Thank God for summer though. . .

abi o. , naked beach all the way!!

presido1:
I see one, one day na only bra and skirt she wear.

lmao!!
no blame them na
here, sometimes I wear sports braand tank top to jog, she na my fault the sun is 90 degrees

4 Him:
and u suppose those are more secure? All it takes is . . .

Not really, if the girl is not in the mood, nothing can take it off

4 Him:
what's the difference? you can always slide it down if you want.
Better a small one for easier access.

Na wa o . . .

Good thing I'm told not to wear skirts jare. . .jean pant all the way

stillwater:
Dey there

dey where. . .

leqe:
@rampant
abi ooh

tell them o^{but you wnt catch me with a long skirt sha}

stillwater:
The shorter the better

I'm surprised at you oh. . .it's better if the skirt is all the way to the knees na

dapsycool:
Ok ill do just that, but ill have to get you pregnant first, just incase i get shot while trying to rob a bank. Atleast ill have a mini dapsycool in ya belle.

some ppl sha. . .kai!!
pregnant ko eggnant ni
fun mi lowo mi jo

Dr Kitaun:
yes am FEB 18TH

lets do it . . .what time of the day were u born mine was 8pm on a saturday, so am a boogie boogie person

why you dey paro like this?

which kain FEB? haba!

Dr Kitty, stop am o. . .you be July

9cent:
@rampant, i have wrote an appology letter on this.

but if u don't like, then u can kill yourself. thanx

Kill myself for wetin? for useless men who bleat about naija women just b/c one woman showed him pepper?

you berra keep begging. foolish boy

frank 3.16:
Re: I Need A Girl

how much you go pay, woman no for free oooo

if you pay i can get you any kind of pussy: black pussy, white pussy, hairry pussy, bald pussy, tall pussy, short pussy etc

the price no much, jus a couple of dollars

is this how you speak to the females in your family?
rubbish!

ultimos:
guy u ar a jobless fellow :p.i think u fantasise a lot get backe to reality

LMGBO!!

eya, you'll find someone to love you

me too, surulere 3, I be George Bush

dapsycool:
Rampantt this HOTEL u've been talking about, wetin u they do there self?

leirop:
do u permanently live in the hotel? cause i don't do well with hotel gals

I own the Hilton Hotel

lol,bye guys. nice talking with you ppl. . . am off to watch a movie, online :Platerzzzzzzzzzzz

not surprise sha. . .

leirop:
and where is here? please be more specific

at the hotel na

source?

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I dey wait abeg.

LOL! I said comot

leirop:
rich enough to take care of all your needs and more, u will never have to school or wrk again, never. as soon as u can prove your age

i think u are worth a little more, but have u ever handled $1m ? i need to know cause i don't want u passing out when that kind of money hits your account

come here today, and I'll prove it o

leirop:
send your full name, accout and routing number, bank name and bank address. will send it ASAP.
and what will u send?

do you need my number?
I'll send it right away.
how much are u willing to send?
can't be below $1 m

buzyDiva:
u wan tear the computer?
abeg . . comot go bring me cold water

and dnt forget pepper for his wounds

buzyDiva:
@rampant,

enjoy!!

thanks bye

leirop:
we are talking, remember?
and u are too old for me, can't date a 40 yr old.

did I say 40?
lol, just a joke. . am 31
so how rich are you?

ruky_ivy:
@rampant

why u dey lie
no be last month
we celebrate your golden jubilee

no be last month o. , that was more than 30 years ago

leirop:
then my grandmother is 5

really? she's young o

dapsycool:
Rampantt, Hmmm really? Abi u dey scope me?

really na. . .i be 40

leirop:
i am very wealthy

Let's really talk

Busta leave na, ah ah

leirop:
comon guys, i am not in my 40's, i said 30's. una wan add to my age by force?

I said I was 40

dapsycool:
How many people dey yankee here
Rampant, your age range? Na beg i dey beg u this time o

45

buzyDiva:
True talk as u already don knock 45 now

yes na. . .life starts at 40