₦airaland Forum

jennykadry:
na i don't think its d thing that is cursing all this,i believe more than half of d nairalanders are feeling Hot today,and that is y they is so much commotion

abi o. . .make I go find my hubby sef

HR.hotness:
siddon dia

some men actually beg for it, they love it

lmao!!

debosky:
I be illegal immigrant, don't want to be deported yet

*dialing 911*

jennykadry:
and who tell u say na every woman dey see her own end of d month

ok, am sorry o
almost all women then

leirop:
i have to go, have some wrk to do and won't want to miss the lakers game 2nite. i am in my 30's o middle 30's to be precise

lmao!!
abeg, am not the one for you oh
busta is in her early 30s

leirop:
u knew what dear?

That you were in Houston
b/c usually when someone says they're in Houston, they meant the one in texas

Uche2nna:
@ topic

Seriously, there seems to be a lot of ranging hormones on Nairaland today

End of the month
menses don start. . .raging hormones

leirop:
alright guys, i have to go. it was so so nice meeting all of u o. my thread was actually a fiction, it never happend. i am new to nairaland and i saw something similar about playboys so i made this up. u guys muct agree it ended up been a long thread, i am proud of u all. AND to rampant, i actually live in houston texas, hope we get to meet someday. adios guys, GOD bless u ALL.

I knew it. .
nice meeting you

dapsycool:
Rampantt?

KIni na. . soro jare

@leri
how old are. . .just curious

vivaladiva:
with that nose wey be like where bee dey nest
don't hate me because your not hot like me said treoo to the baboons she met in the jungle
atutupuyoyo like her where she dey make i finish her abi she don go puck prick for that her black wall tunel nose

lmao!!!
oh gosh

jennykadry:
na na na rampant uche can do nothing,he's still a boy

oh ok

dapsycool:
Hmmm

kini na?

leirop:
na my secondary school line be that o, it never wrked

no use am again

Uche2nna:
Whats up with all the cat fights on Nairaland today. Its the weekend, abeg. If the stress is too much, go out and get laid

come over then

dapsycool:
Hmmm,

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

leirop:
u are? na so i go toast u then

hey baby u are looking very savvy
why don't u let me join u whenever u are ready so we can be very steady
infact u are looking too much
why don't u let me join so we can be three muches,
baby mo dig e, will u fall?

LMAO!!
See debosky part III

eldee:
Let me say it in clearer terms
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and David Becks. . .
Seriously, you really need to stop

I compared you to David?
Hmmmmm! ok, my mistake, will never happen again. . .so cut out the crap

buzyDiva:
have u seen" Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo bay"??

Nope, I'll watch it tonight. . thanks jare

again?
you ppl get wahala jare

ruky_ivy:
@rampant
why them ban u?

because of my gentleness. . I be too gentle on this forum

leirop:
hey Rampant, how old are u?

how old are you?

buzyDiva:
Sweetie, I don't blow my trumpets
but I fyne pass Beyonce
haaaaaaa . . internet inside belle
hehehe . . which planet your mama come from abeg

@Rampant,
whatever happened to Toyinrayo and Cadet

finer pass beyonce? phulzzzzzzzzzz

ASK seun what happened to cadet and toyinrayo

@ALL
I NEED A NEW MOVIE NA

eldee:
Hehehe, she seems to like comparing moi with every Tom, Brad and David
It's like she's using eLDee as a yardstick for sex appeal
It's funny at first, but after sum time, it gets sumhow

dnt repeat that plz

ruky_ivy:
@Rampant

why is everybody changing their
username

you never heard of "ban"

buzyDiva:
I be Will Smith's concubine

Come ruki, how come your age on your profile says u're -2?
u suppose still remain inside belle be that now

lmao!!
dnt mind her jare
Ruky is 45

leirop:
i hope your fyynerr is not based on the pic in your profile, no disrespect o

LOL!! my sis is fyne jare

ruky_ivy:
@RAMPANT

WHERE You SEE MY PICS
ME GIVE TROUBLE KE
I CANT HURT A FLY O!!

I'm cadet. . I've seen it in that thread where that monkey put my pix for competition

The Sly:
Uche. . . Whats with you and this '''' huh ??

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

buzyDiva:
Indeed . . anyways that pic is fynnnnnnneeee

but I am still fyynerrrr

I know. . .and I still wanna borrow that leg

The Sly:
Me neither!. . . .
She's verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry small for me likin' . . . .
I mean its like hulk hogan. . . dating JOJO. . . . The distance is astronomical. .
If i need me a girl. . . .I'ma get a girl of my taste and size. . .not some. . .Infant. . .

ok
Sly and Eldee, ehrrrrrrrrrm, I hope I dnt get you guys. . .I seriously hope am not worthy enough

@All
any new movies lately?
I wanna go and watch a movie

buzyDiva:
That pic just sold u out now

lol!

leirop:
some of us have been here for like 4 hrs, what exactly do u guys do, answers please.

I'm a student jare. . .

ruky_ivy:
@RAMPANT

You LOOK LIKE PERSON
WEY GO LIKE TROUBLE O!!!
You SOUND GENTLE BUT You LOOK MEAN

I've seen your pix
Omo, you're sexy o. . .but you look like you're one to give the guys trouble

buzyDiva:
Is Rampant same person as Toyinrayo??

anyone knows?

LMAO!! thought you knew

debosky:
@ buzz

I attended the 'show' at Eagle Haus oh. . .2face sang for two mins, instead we were made to endure majek fashek's annoying singing what a waste of 20 bucks. . .at least I got to see 2baba in the flesh sha, didn't bother going for the second show on Saturday after the number of popo that showed up on Friday.

I think Sly is most likely the person - he confessed secretly to his use and dump strategies. what a heartless fellow

lmao!! wetin you dey fear?
you got drugs on you?

eldee:
Hehehe, leave her with her Specsavers taste
The painful part is I'm not into her, not even if I was paid

You keep mentioning that, am I asking you to be?
abegi, let me enjoy the thread jare

leirop:
cool stuff.

is that really your pic on your profile?

Yes

The Sly:
Mayne she's seen someone that's more handsome and intelligent than you and the person is OLUSEGUN OBASANJO. . .
Well she said it herself. . . . . . .now aint that a kick?

leave me jo agbaya!

leirop:
cool lets all have popcorn i will buy.
is anyone seeing any movie 2nite? i heard the new indi movie is cool.

i hope hmmmmmm means u want to

what movie. . .abeg, let me know!

leirop:
i hope hmmmmmm means u want to

why don't you get to really know this side of me on NL
ask them o, am a peacemaker most of the time. . .but am not one of those gentle kittens. . .
and in the mean time, I get to know who is behind the pc or laptop

What do you know, you'll be in North Florida, am in North Florida (but not this summer), maybe we night accidentally bump each other

eldee:
You know deep in your mind that since the dayz of John the Baptist, till His Kingdom comes, u'll never get a guy as fly, tall, responsible, intelligent and handsome as [b]OBJ[/b]
End of discussion!!!

yes, I know that!
That's why I'll rather go for you ~roll eye~

4 Him:
You wouldnt even notice your nose was on your face if i didnt tell you

So you call this peaceful abi?
Dnt worry eh!