₦airaland Forum

ferdiii:
which parents?

franconian:
There is one cooking mistake I can't forget in a hurry. It was the very first egusi soup I made in the Uni, I just don't want anyone to know that I don't know how to cook, so I did it my way. Guess what?

I added curry and thyme generously to my egusi soup Mehn the aroma na die but I nor send, I eat am still. My roommates nor bother near the food. They were even advicing me to throw it away cos the aroma/smell was something else.


For night, na so my belle come dey rise like balloon... Well, the next morning, no one told me to throw it away before I did.
I called my mum to ask her why she added curry and thyme to ma foodstuff.

After sometime, I attempted to cook again, this time I chose vegetable (ugwu and waterleaf) soup. When a roommate said he was hungry I asked him to take soup from the pot. The guy opened the pot and was like "O boy this thing na soup abi na herbal medicine?" He covered the pot and said "a beg my guy nor vex, na joke I dey joke...I nor dey hungry" .

Those were the good old days, even babes now dey envy my cooking skills

6ty6ix:
i can do both perfectly some times i even climb Palm trees to tap wine

iamtomi:
is akpu everyone's native food

haywire1:
Welcome Rane (ur real name or nick name?). Raaa neeeeeee
Metabolites


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Ayima:
Great Malabress whatsup na? good to see u here.

Aare2050:
welcome rane06, but u are expected to introduce urself first, den every oda tin wil follow, bck to ur question. time table is not out yet, you av to stick around for update, but i can not categorically tell u now, and my oga at the top(sodiqyinka) will say smtin else. #hope' dats wat we need

FriedPlantain:
[b]He is an Urhobo man, an Itsekiri guy, a yoruba boy, an igbo intellect........ Can't we all read just one damn thread on this forum without us going the tribal line. The doofus above me have started it, I expect more m0rons to continue from where they stopped. Lubbish!

.... But come to think of this, this Aziza guy isn't the first Nigerian to achieve such an unimaginable feat.
My younger brother Kasali achieved similar feat by having hat-trick of commendable results at 3 renowned tertiary institutions. He got a lower credit from Yabatech on his OND certificate, proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos where he commendably bagged Third Class honours. After staying 3 years at home with no job forthcoming, I personally sponsored him to study again at Covenant University, hoping things would turn out good this time around, admonishing him on the need to make First class to right all his wrongs.
The 1diot choose to make it a hat-trick of results by bagging another commendable Third-class at Covenant University. Such a useless 1diot . Omo ale jati jati!


Friedplantain [/b]

Beemhan:
NOW THATS THE BEST THING I'V READ TODAY! 20LITERS OF FUEL FOR HER PLEASE!!!