missclasssy:
God of war 2
The hardest and the most interesting.....

to me God of War easy tho....
Buh for a girl gamer...your score na 9/10...

ggrin:
Rise to honour (jet li)

Sweet and hard

I don dey the butcher side for rise to honour for where them go pursue you reach roof....

Chrylich:
e b lik say ds one no sabi say na 2015 we dey..

ehm bro...I be rookie...

I thought I should ask ye gamers because I dey find hard game to play on a PSP....I have played kill zone,ultimate Alliance,God of war;chains of olympus and ghost of sparta(finished both under 2 weeks),avatar and medal of honour....on PS3 na only Resident evil I don play..ah be rookie cop for gaming....

Nothing we no go hear for NL so this kine tin fit make FP...mehn....!!
Iz nor even funny

ShakurM:
lol. Exclamation mark bruh

speaking mathematicaLly are we??

Oh mehn....The guy full book

ShakurM:
[1+7] + [7+9] + [5+1] = 30!

that's 30 factorial bro..

4 d guy mama mind na......"Chai...na so I take die?"....Jesus forgive me all my sins,Forgive me all my sins.".....*no offence bro*......thaNk God for your life oh...testimony on Sunday

End time things.....similar thing happened the other day wey one guy go kpansh widow but this na just 1 week after the death of the husband....the guy in question was working in an oil company and that week he came offshore to find that kind of scene and he acted the same play.....then he went back to work and was given a sack letter....if your friend knows what is good for him....he shoulD know that what I just said was a lie....I know say u don dey interested in the gist buh I'll save it for anoda day....meanWhile I'll be back 4 the mentions and likes....

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

:'[ I cry for you sha

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an[b] unconfortable[b/] manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

I cry for you...

scribble:
This country.

Only God can save us.

So many change voters will lose their jobs.

As your status goes from employed to unemployed and you come here to curse Buhari, May thunder from the highest perch in heaven scatter your life.

LoL

politricks:
My take is.......'I dont give a damn'
GMB rocks

you might give a damn when GEJ wins bro....meanwhile GMB rocks again

Could the BIBLE be against APC?Just read this, I was kinda shocked when I saw this. Proverbs 24 vs21. MY SON FEAR THE KING AND MINGLE NOT WIT THEM THAT SAY "CHANGE", FOR THEIR CALAMITY COMES QUICK..... BTW if ah can remember vividly the BIBLE does not lie...

THUNDER FIRE LOVE!!!........mad love that is...

femi4:
mumu....they use the staircase

Femi....why na....why u dey call the poor fool..mumu.....take it easy abeg.....the idiot house probably no get staircase...naim make he nor rememaba...BTW I'm scenting goat meat...

-Oscar Award Winner

MonoSodiumGlutamate is a flavour enhancer okay, fine, I agree....OP tell me say you neva chop 4 buka or restaurant where na Ajino Moto be their maggi before
.... And overweight is soo
out of point hmmm junk food...so rice and eba too na junk food...enlighten me sha....
Regular consumption I see.....don't think I've ever experienced indigestion....and to cap it all.....ure an Anti-instant noodles I'm a pro-instant noodles...
No offence oh....just kidding bro...

To be sincere....I did not really do evil buh I was bad....I was one of the school bad boys when it came to pressing girls.....dere was a day I was pressing one girl den I remembered I did not double my boxers....mehn my joystick was almost visible ah just hide am make my guys no see until it was flaccid....lots of bad stuffs buh dis I wouldn't forget...I dated SS3 girls from my SS1 class tho....omo toh bad...dere was one female teacher too who had a big ass and she was writing on the board so....the front desk was close to her and dere was no space so I managed to pass and OMG!! I felt something that only front row people could interprete.....I was a good boy sha...I was a trouble maker too....as an avenue for pressing....and I had issues with principal that he gave me and 12 others 2 weeks suspension for making fun of a teacher...I did not serve it tho...cos I enta skul d next day....sweet memories tho....

All it takes is one funny guy .....OP..girls and some women dey fall anyhow. For these things....no joke

OP.....If the guy doesn't ask you guys now it would cause trouble....It might be annoying to you...But trust me....Some girls like am....some guys don't have topics to treat dahs why...buh expert guys never run out of topics...... Now lemee ask you a question.....IF NA UR CRUSH ASK YOU ALL THESE THINGS....SHEY DEM STILL DEY ANNOYING??

missjenna:
Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies
This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back seat.

If I dont want to pick your call,I won't.
Nothing will make me

I like independent and purpose driven women tho.... *comes to sit at front sit*

OP...u go beta school...that's why I settle for the so called hard-to-get......these things would make almost any girl fall....but not the ones that already put you in the friend or brother zone....

Chaiya!! Unemployment begins.....

I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

are you some 16-17 year old??....cos I don't think you should be bothering about a boyfriend....instead a Husband....buh incase ure 15,16,17....I'm available tho....08140690756 whatsapp only..

Sijo01:
Pics 1: Cow boy
2: Under taker
3: Bat man
4: ?

probably....strong shit dey hold my guy....

xynerise:

That moment the man's dik will just deflate

LOL.....temporary paralysis...

There was a time when our neighbours were fighting and quarelling....so I took one of their generators and with all my effort I rolled it to the gutter and ran away cos I hated the guy at that time.... He was my barber that time naim make am....

Oh!!!.....LMAO.....mehn....wetin non believers like us go do na??.....edima cut ur brez for me...

pretydiva:
His eyes tho

I thought he was wearing dark shades....how did you see his eyes sis?

krall:
Wall gecko !!!

I thought it was extra meat and It was when used spoon to "divide" the "meat".............

yeah....I ate that too in my suya years ago....it was tasteless so...I was like gosh no pepper,no salt nd it was dark den....

Amadaz:
Pubic hair

how u take know say na pubic hair??...LOL....my bro take am easy