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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Rapmaestro(op): 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2013
CAPO-FIRESTONE:
stfu punk
thunda kill u 4 me
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 3:47pm On Dec 14, 2013
antia4u2k5@yaho:
i dey oo... 2ru ke, i ve nt yet done my departmntl reg, i wnt thr on tuesdy, d lady i met said i shud pay a token of 1,500 into 1 account no (UBA), den drp d teler wit dm, she gave m d acct no & name, bt to m oooo... 4 d matter, by d matter, & of d matter, my broder ehh...i no go lie, d account name eh.. no m here..it luks veri veri suspicious, so mek i calm down 1st, until i confirm d procdu wela wela... inorder 2 avoid story dt touch.
wat dept?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 11:38am On Dec 12, 2013
Pls when its time for dept or any other ish.. Make una text/beep me 08122609685
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Rapmaestro(op): 11:35am On Dec 12, 2013
Stfu Ema, why yo creating sh?t outta sh?t?? Please let our verses do the talking
Rap BattlesRe: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Rapmaestro(m): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2013
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Ema prince: Why this monkey want test?/ Terry Da Rapman must have 'taught him nonsense'/
Cos he still 'suffering and smiling'. . . even after winning the 'zombie' contest/
This dumb broke joker/ better come no closer/
before I throw his mother off the balcony. . . and make the poor 'fella'. . . blame it on 'unknown soldier'!!!/..[b]great!!!



The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/
cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/
grin grin
wicked
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 10:03am On Dec 11, 2013
Teague: PLease How Do I Get The New Students Information Form . . ?
on their website
new student login to be precise
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 10:01am On Dec 11, 2013
Kiingsolomon: Akpors & mum
Akpors: I'm Hungary,
Mum: why don't you Czech the fridge.
Akpors: ok i'm Russian to the kitchen.
Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.
Akpors: Yeah but its all covered in Greece yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
Akpors: I know, I guess i'll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Akpors: Kenya do it for me? Mum: Ok, I'm Ghana do it.
Akpors: Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today.
lol
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 9:44am On Dec 11, 2013
firestar: Perfect.
I'm learning...... YIPEEEEEEE
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 9:29am On Dec 11, 2013
i'm on my way ooooo
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 4:53pm On Dec 10, 2013
boys be vexing sha..
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 4:48pm On Dec 10, 2013
firestar: Maestro, Ça va?
ca va bien merci(hope i got it?) how you all doing?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 4:11pm On Dec 10, 2013
cool hello
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 4:09pm On Dec 10, 2013
*yawns*
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2013
departmental reg, shey we go do am 2mao sha?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 9:42am On Dec 05, 2013
Wow.. Nice one cutest, ama re-read it again.. Abeg what is SOSSA?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 1:49pm On Dec 04, 2013
''Hands on the wheel''- Blaqbonez ft Tek Raymond & Emeka currently enjoying replay on my playlist
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 1:07pm On Dec 04, 2013
Raphjeezy: No time

am in a greate move/ more pleasure when you hating/
the only opinion i've got iz f*ck ya/ so magnificent & none can stop me/
Not even a St./ million, billion bags of money that'z all i care/

Biitches,sexy ladies wanna be under ma care/ pay em off cash like i pay ma dues/
too many money wanna fit it on a suit/ f*ck em niggaz, jiggling when they see ma flows/
tell em i've got millions flows/ lyrical, physical & mentally (hoes)

Not done yet
stfu son
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 1:05pm On Dec 04, 2013
Year has almost cam to an end
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 12:59pm On Dec 04, 2013
Is the payment advice important? I forgot mine at somewhere where i printed it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:26am On Dec 04, 2013
dj5naira: BUSTED
*thumbs up*
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
and kids are like ''I wanna dare Unku IB, Mikuz, DJ, Maestro e.t.c.... grin grin shocked You chop guguru?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 5:47pm On Dec 02, 2013
omadaa: Medical form is ott buh you can onli fill it if you hv paid check new student login
checked, it ain't out
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 7:58am On Dec 02, 2013
Akoka, here I come again... Fully loaded tho, can't help walking long distance wit ma bad leg.. *limps on towards bus stop(I wan go buy indomie wey I go chop first)*
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 7:54am On Dec 02, 2013
Vickii Ro: Its actually 25mb weekly,nd d code is; *229*3*4#...It costs# 500
Den for daily 10mb (I wnt advice u use dis one tho) D code is;*229*3*1#...Costs 100#
thanks dearie, but if I should, I would choose the 10mb * 5days= 50mb at 500NGN, 25mb more than 25mb for 5days at same price as above
Refaeli: sad

feel better smiley
yeah, have always been.. Y'all misunderstood my post but me cool tho..
Tovot: hello houseeeeeee !!!
happy new month!!
cheesy
same to you dear.. MORNING PEEPZ *off to Akoka, limps on*
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:44am On Dec 02, 2013
Krizzkutz: bro tz enuff, u need to hear finest side of d story, did u knw he has no nl acct?? And when mikuz said d shud post dere verse dereslves he didn't even knw wats happening . . so wen I contacted him, he was even in a party, said was gonna send his verse to me . . He got home late so bfor he sent it, mikuz already declared scrollzz d winner via noshow, trynna see if mikuz myt reconsider, mikuz shud b d one replyin me not scrollzz n his lover . . ioont want mik to lock up dis thread again so am letting dis slide

#Peace
N.P=> Wiz khalifa ft Akon- Let It Go
Tonto Dike- Itz Ova
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 9:20am On Dec 01, 2013
Chizzyozi: i paid into eco bank,d acc numba wil be given 2 u in d bank,go wif ur bio-data oh nd extra 250 4 bank comission u wil be given a receipt,afta dat go 2 d internet nd print d skul receipt
thanks, happy new month
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 10:50pm On Nov 30, 2013
Vickii Ro: Subscribe?
Is it fr a week or a month?
weekly, somefin like 10mb stuff sha
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 9:47pm On Nov 30, 2013
Smh at wetin unilag do us..
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 2:50pm On Nov 30, 2013
DEMSID listen

Since y'all be dissing.../
and dems be pissing.../
me off..
But I go blow his nose.. Like helping him be sneezing/
and have his teeth be like G*w*t.. It'll be effin missing/

see...
My ambition to win/
conquers all.. And my vision to spleen/
bombing this beings.. Like i gat addiction to pins/
jes cos i punched him in the chest..
And brought his heart out thru his as$, i'm now a magician to him/

modafvcka..
Lemme tell u a story of dis wack god/
so lemme drop my ammos first, off dis starboard/
use skulls as seetee.. And feed off some badbloods/
while y'all kneels and listen attentively... Like we in abbott/

Jan 21 2013... Tag team tourney started/
Rap Maestro €t Deadscrollz... knocking funny fagg head/
startd wit illmortal barz..had their Shredded fore limbs touring athens/
cos we took em all d way in a casket..
But i gatta admit my lines was fvcking funny, damning/
but deadscrollz pulld d team wit dexterity/
droppin hot ishes respectively/
i couldn't help but wonder.. If i wouldn't turn out to be a necessity/
but he pulled me along.. ''Jes try ta create d.ope lines selectively''/
and Lo, I improved as we climbed tha ladder/
tourney was effing clean.. Sleak was a tight mc.. Yo just couldn't bribe tha broda/
mikuz gat furious cos peepz dey hype tha latter/
so a colleague got banned.. Sacked, without knowing who typed tha letter/
made peepz like stacomaster/
that instead of brawling, striking better/
but i guess evryone cool now..
Like y'all wrapped up in a Nike Sweater/

so
we passed on to brawl the metaverse/
element & killaverse had this really mental verse/
i mean sick sh?t.. Full of metal barz/
almost ended a tie.. Thanks to scrollz..
Cos in dis sh?t we ball wit real men...
You wit pvssies.. Only 'DEM' be bigga gals/
directed also Demsid nd his weaker pals/
and en the blud mafiaz came on wit glocks and uzi/
they raided our stocks and use it/
agains these boss and pupils/
deadscrollz fought till he fainted..
But i limped on, wit scars from knocks & bruises/
the way scrollz wielded his sword was Wow.. The loss amuse me/
i gat caught... Knelt like islamic praying.. I mean it was like the LOST are muslim/
but...
Evryone displayed maturity.. Non abuse me/
for the wack words I'm using/
they all sat me down..
Taught me the way of the gun..
That's how I learnt to use the guns I'm sizzling/

the moral of the story..

Dems, Run along/
cos yo puns are wrong/
my ammos new, you guns are worn/
check the hall of fame.. I gat my name in a tourney as a runner up/
so.. If you think you'd diss this respected dawg.. Wit you neglected words..
I'd send yo to hell in Arsenal Jersey... And Inscribe on yo tomb.. "TILL DEATH, HE WAS A 'GONER', Pup'' Gunner
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 12:31pm On Nov 30, 2013
Mynd_44: Busy
you are among those that don't want tha act to grow, but lets leave that now.. We are Literature section

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