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newhopeschool: We gave 5 reasons in the previous series of posts.

Reason Number 6: After a hard day's work in the morning, im sure you're sitting down to a lovely lunch. That's exactly what your child will be receiving at NEW HOPE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL KUJE, ABUJA. We don't joke with the quality of our food and a balance diet

pishure or I , you no nah

REPPING GUNNERS ON THIS FP some likes for this OLD PA

RIP

DrGroove: All lies....Lies!.....Even an unborn baby and kindergarten child can recite these lines. Only dull ladies let this get to their brains.Mtcheeeew!

if I say all those things to an ugly dude like you, SANGO should strike my prick

falomo25: i hope dey release d second list next week o

have you been admitted? Are you an indigene?

The 15-year-old has been nicknamed giraffe boy
because of his extra-long neck…
A Chinese boy has been living with intense pain due
to having 10 vertebrae in his neck instead of 7.
15-year-old Fu from Beijing has been called
“Giraffe Boy ” because of his long neck.
Wengui, who lives in Beijing, can barely walk well
due to the extra pressure on his neck.
‘These vertebrae press on the nerves in his neck
and make it difficult for him to walk,’ ‘He always
causes a stir whenever he goes out.’
The teen has been diagnosed with congenital
scoliosis and abnormal chest frame and is now set
to have corrective surgery to fix the problem.
He said: ‘I just hope I can have a normal neck.





source: http://www..ng/2014/08/28/strange-true-checkout-terrifying-photo-15yr-old-giraffe-boy/

dorosola: E good morin my Nigeria people, hope you guys did not wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Come to think of it self, which side of the bed is wrong? Chai! This our Africa proverb self eh, na die.

this is 12:40pm for God's sake...

gonna brb

AMACRITY: I love u pass my mother. I na- achi, o na- ato gi.

I love you pass my MOTHER

merieam16: Yea I agree wif u buh must nt b fake...must say it wif all sincerity

#1.You give meaning to my life.
#2 I can't imagine my life without you.
#3 How do you look so beautiful all the time.
#4 You make me feel so lucky when i'm
aroun d you.
#5 You look so cute when you laugh.
#6 I think of you and kiss my pillow before i
fall asleep every night.
#7 I love the way you smell.
#8 Spending time with you is the highlight of
my day.
#9 You are such a great dancer
#10 It hurts me most to see you sad.
#11 You make me want to be a better man
just so i can be more worthy of your love.
#12 I get butterflies in my stomach when you
run your hands against my face.
#13 I start my day with you on my mind and
end my day with you in my dreams.
#14 No,you're not fat.you're perfect and just
the way i like

Benco113: Pls help me check dis now 47266775jf

Congratulations Ojo Benjamin Ayomide!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4-Year
FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OSUN STATE UNIVERSITY, OSOGBO.
Course BANKING/FINANCE in the Faculty of
ADMINISTRATION.

nonso10: Pls sm1 shld help me check 45621945AB

no admission offered yet

babecreamy: Plzzzz Help me check dis 47488403ej also

no admission offered yet

bhunmmie: Pls who knows wen uniosun would paste d list on dier wensitE

I think they said next month

mideebony1: Can sum1 check 4 me ooooooo.....47243115hb
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Congratulations Adeyemi Halimat Sadiat!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4 - Year
FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OSUN STATE UNIVERSITY , OSOGBO .
Course SOCIOLOGY in the Faculty of SOCIAL
SCIENCES.

OkekeOnyi: CONGRATULATIONS MY PEOPLE....

brother I've been admitted....

Congratulations Makinde Adeyinka Joseph !!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4 - Year
FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OSUN STATE UNIVERSITY , OSOGBO .
Course COMPUTER SCIENCE in the Faculty of
SCIENCES....... I'm so happy, I can't know how much I can thank OKEKEONYI for enlightening me....... I THANK GOD

Entire MK Dons team costs £235,000. Wayne Rooney weekly salary. £300,000"

1. Rug burns or bruises. These are primarily going
to affect the intimate positions you can engage in
more than anything else. Just stay off of your
back, knees or whatever is causing you
discomfort and congratulate yourself for taking
one for the team.
2. Strained muscle(s) . As with any other athletic,
cardiovascular activity, you run the risk of pulling
something. A bit of pain and slight immobility,
however, should be the ultimate excuse for being
(or staying) on your back. Don’t be afraid to ask
your partner to take charge. After all, you should
be
rewarded for an effort (hopefully) well done.
3. Head injury. Often the result of banging up
against the headboard. Take a painkiller and
remind yourself that there’s no need to pull off a
Indecency star routine next time.
4. Soreness and swelling . Feeling sore and
swollen can be an unfortunate consequence for
the ladies in particular. This “ouch”—often due to
womanly excoriation (or scraping of the womanly
walls)— can make any type of penetration-related
intimate activity pretty much impossible. But don’t
let
your enthusiasm go unrecognized. This is the
perfect excuse for some tender love and care.
5. Dehydration. You’re burning calories, working
up a sweat and losing lots of water. So stay
hydrated, especially if you’ve been drinking
alcohol and want to avoid a headache.
6. Urinary tract infection (UTI) . Many women end
up with a bout of cystitis (also called a urinary
tract infection) after serious s*x sessions. And
they can be crippling, as in, neither of you are
seeing any action for the next few days while
she’s on antibiotics. To avoid a UTI, a woman
should be sure to empty her bladder immediately
before and after intercourse. She should also drink
lots of water and cranberry juice on a regular
basis.
7. Lower back pain . Whether hurting from the
impact or sore from delivering avid thrusts during
intercourse, you may feel pain at the base of your
spine. If you’re willing to attempt keeping at it like
rabbits, try positions that tend to require slower
movements, like side-by-side variations. Be sure
to also give each other massages, enjoy a hot
bath and practice Reiki, a form of energy healing,
to help get you back into prime form.
8. Injured nerves . While the body’s hot spots can
withstand a lot, too much direct stimulation of the
nerves can be a bit painful at times. Somebody
near and dear to me once put herself out of
commission the first night of a planned lovefest
weekend. Pace yourself and listen to your body
and what your lover is telling you when it comes
to being direct versus indirect, or too much too
soon.
9. Trouble finishing or reaching climax again . I
know some men will think that this belongs in the
next section, but this is a perfectly normal
reaction to having lots of s*x in a short timeframe.
A male’s Fluid level and sperm reserve both go
down if he doesn’t give his body time to recharge.
Therefore, he may not have the chi for more
Glorious bliss right away.
10. Decreased vision . People have been known to
pop blood vessels in the eyes during intimate
activity. These should heal and, fortunately,
shouldn’t put you out of commission.
Now, for the more serious consequences of
“excessive” s*x in a short time span :
11. Heart attack . When it comes to major negative
health consequences from s*x, we typically hear
about this one. Though a heart attack can strike
during cardiovascular activity like s*x, it’s
actually rather uncommon. If anything, regular,
good s*x boosts heart health.





Source: Black Health Zone

Any one with the direct link for the utme app please

Omolola1: She's a Nairalander, so what?
She's not a Nairalander, so what?
It's fake, so what?
This is a forum for everyone, no one is excluded

swerve joor....e dey pain you?

Husseinat19: Any info abt d list jare,cant just wait......

likewise me.

deathTOyorubas: If I say YO
You say RU
Another man BA
Omo na you sabi

how's this a Yoruba thing?... get some medulla bro , you're lacking it.

bolkay47: whatever

must you quote me?..... learn to ignore.... you're TOO old for this

bolkay47: Thanks for that m.umu Take care of yourself but my advice for you is to stop smoking that weed. Its ruining your brain and you don't seem to notice.

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