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MOFO has continued to impress after exorcising the out-of-position demon that bedevilled him last season.I really wanted AA23 to take the spot kick to get his hat trick.What is wrong with pinky boots Bendtnerrrrrr

MOFO has continued to impress after exorcising the out-of-position demon that bedevilled him last season.I really wanted AA23 to take the spot kick to get his hat trick.What is wrong with pinky boots Bendtnerrrrrr

Full time 4-0,what a wonderful weekend

Arsenal played ten men against the scousers and we held our own,now the scumtwats have made Liverfool look too good

Arsenal played ten men against the scousers and we held our own,now the scumtwats have made Liverfool look too good

Arsenal played ten men against the scousers and we held our own,now the scumtwats have made Liverfool look too good

BlueDiva:
That was the Chelsea in crisis.

Yea right,why not blame it on the rain

My boys came good on the night,what an exceptional display of mental strength and calmness
To think that this was the same turf on which chelski was roasted in the qualifying stages

For all those voyeurs who've been on the verge of suffering cardiac arrest,especially those of chav extraction, because we did what they couln't do,helllllllllllllloo Arsenal has been and will always be better than your blue-wannabe asses.

Last time I checked,we beat you in your backyard this season already,so quit complaining

Very very boring game ,Real did not come to the party at all.Lucky scousers,let's see if ur luck makes an encore against manure.Giving the devil his due,Gerrard's second and Dossena's goals were well taken.

Very very boring game ,Real did not come to the party at all.Lucky scousers,let's see if ur luck makes an encore against manure.Giving the devil his due,Gerrard's second and Dossena's lone goal were well taken.

switch47:
the fact that mumu chelsea is above aesenal on the table does not mean they ate half as great-------chelsea sucks

C'est fini

mykali:
gullible loosers

You mean losers

switch47 link=« #2114 on: Yesterday at 08:37:50 AM »:
NA TRUE O-----------but come to think of it you fit name chelsea 11 ?? first 11 still dey soccer?? because the fans wey chelsea know fit name all the REGULARS(22 plus) plus bench and even the youth team which is forever useless in chelsea-------serious waste with no result---no silverware     ---what a waste!! una go soon comot for champions league and FA cup-------the fall will be fatal!!

switch47 link=« #2114 on: Yesterday at 08:37:50 AM »:
coventry knows that any team can score against chelsea--------chelsea fit get walk over------the initial coach gragra o soon end!!   Champions league exit (very soon) FA cup exit (very sure) league hopes (inmpossible) what a waste of money!!

Hey switch,with the location on your profile,one would think you're from chavland
But the way you dey hammer them show say no be so

coded guy link=« #2121 on: Yesterday at 03:23:37 PM »:
Dont you know their siggy

CHELSEA - LONDON DRY GIN  
they need to justify it

Put succinctly

debosky:
@ Gooners, the good news keeps rolling in. . .


Cashley Cole arrested for being drunk and disorderly

I'm sure it was the same drunkenness that made him swerve off the road when he heard Arsenal were offering him £50,000 instead of £55,000.

Yea,heard about Cashley's drunken rant
Reminds me of his vomit-driven infidelity saga(whatever that means)

http://www.anorak.co.uk/sports/203488.html

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Na wao oo,see wetin NSE crash dey cause

stillwater:
This thread's still on? How are you, rasputinn?

Stillwaterrrrrrrrrrrr,what a sight for sore eyes,I dare say
I'm good sista,how 'bout yourself?hope the so-called global economic shiznit has not affected you too much
It's really good to hear from you again
Don't be a stranger okay

coded guy:
Who told you guys Fergie threw anything at DB

Fergie,you mean Alex Ferguson or AF
Methinks he's too old to be called Fergie

Lovely thread,why didn't I see this earlier

A JOKE ABOUT HOW TO CATCH BURGLARS encore


[b]It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.[/b]

THE SMALLEST JAIL IN THE WORLD
Q: Where is the smallest jail in the world?

A: In a Blonde woman's head! It only contains one cell!


oops

chamotex:
Y'all need to be careful. The truth is why do business with someone online. It's obvious that 80% of these people are scammers.

Nigerians sef like awoof

You couldn't be more accurate man,
Come to think of it,man is instinctively a selfish animal,the Nigerian man even the more,so why would you believe someone that comes here spewing bollocks,promising heaven and earth returns on phoney online biz,to the ones that have fallen for the cheap scam,I got word for you;SERVES Y'ALL RIGHT,I only hope y'all have learnt from your burnt fingers.If their proposals were half as true as they make believe,I assure you they'd guard it so jealously to ensure no other person discovers and reaps from such online transactions.
In any case,despite all the revelations above,I know that even right now as we speak,some dumb ass Nlander somewhere is falling for the not-too-smart pranks of the scammers,let them go ahead,but let no schmuck run here shedding bucket loads of tears after being defrauded cez na big SERVES YOU RIGHT ME I GO TELL THE PESSIN

HNIC:
Yeah, we were beaten home and away that season, yet it didn't count, because we finished above you!!!!

Yea,just like we did the double over the scummies two seasons later,though it didn't count as well 

I still have fond memories of yore midfield battle scenes like the following;
[flash=200,200][/flash]

With the new spirit in the team and the new-found mental strength since the arrival of Arshavin and the cheery news of the imminent returns of most players hitherto injured,sunderland must fall come Saturday and we are on our way to champions league qualification and at least a third place finish on the EPL table

Muki,what was it again about your siggy vis-a-vis dodo and yam?

GO ARSENAL

Taye Taiwo wants to join Spurs
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/sportsonthehour/2009/feb/16/sportsbreak-16-02-2009-001.htm

No Taiye,dont do it
Most of us have chosen to forgive you for your ball-watching that allowed Junior Agogo to score that second goal @ the ACN
Now don't provoke us into remembering your dwindling talent by becoming a spud

Sauron link=« #1443 on: Yesterday at 10:10:18 PM »:
Eboue will win PFA player of the season.
Very gifted. . . . .He can play in the RB, RCB, Right winger and play in the attack too.
. . .Eboue had started tonight, we woulda been talking 7 Arsenal goals now.

Sharon,surely you can't be serious
This is the clearest hint yet at your comic talent
Very very funny

PFA ko,Ballon d'or ni

I enjoyed the game,but was scared stiff anytime Dudu got involved in any tackle
Well it's next stop Sunderland,let's go for maximum points on the way to champions league qualification

GO GOONERS

Alligators in the Pool[color=#990000][b]

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"[/b][/color]

A JOKE ABOUT BLOOD AND SPERM DONOR

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital
donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.
They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to
donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $250."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and
they chatted some more before going their
separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman
meet again at the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed)
"Mmm mmm."

, from my archives