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Religion / Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Ravenna: 9:45pm On Mar 31
brain54:
Jesus dey fall go one side...
The wig dey fly go another grin
Low budget Jesus!
This one na overdo.
Phones / Re: "No Samsung Fold, No Entry" - Nigerian Big Boys Flaunt Samsung Folds Phones by Ravenna: 12:24pm On Mar 31
nairalanda1:



And in ten years the phone would be obsolete like the dinosaur

It may not even be up to ten years self

Werey .

Chinko phone don scatter your brain.

Samsung S5 was produced in 2014, launched by Lionel Messi.
Phone is still in use now.

I'd pick the newer S7edge of 2016 over anything transsion made.
Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by Ravenna: 8:10am On Mar 29
Sleekfingers:

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Laughing basterrd..
bring it on, moralfvcker!
Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by Ravenna: 7:10pm On Mar 27
Sleekfingers:


😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was right . Ill-bred and brainless child
Your father is an ill-bred and brainless child
Crime / Re: 48 Cultist Surrenders Firearms, Renounce Membership In Ogun by Ravenna: 8:25am On Mar 27
Godoverevery:


Make dem use one of the piece of shit fire you for leg so you can know is real shit.

Those shitt lack precision
Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by Ravenna: 8:25am On Mar 27
Sleekfingers:




You see why social media need to be regulated in Nigeria? It is because of ill-bred children using smartphones.

Fasola was right after all. For still dealing with that idiot.

Desmond Elliott was also right for calling you and likes. Brainless children....

. If Dem arrest you now to provide evidence now, you go open your running mouth wahhhhhh. Shouting freedom of speech, .it is my personal opinion.

Stupid Fvcker!
Come and arrest your father.!
Crime / Re: 48 Cultist Surrenders Firearms, Renounce Membership In Ogun by Ravenna: 6:00pm On Mar 26
Wtf!
Piece of shitt
Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by Ravenna: 5:56pm On Mar 26
Chioma wey Peruzzi and unilag Big boys don kpansh tire.
Travel / Re: Truck Suffers Brake Failure, Crushes Woman To Death In Lagos (Graphic) by Ravenna: 4:59pm On Mar 26
Aleem26:
The matter no go pass like this as na dangote truck

What a way to die.

I blame the driver tho cos trucks like this don't fail brake- It was carelessness or mishandling.

However, some women could be so toxic with their mouth.

A guy got a sack at work today cos the way he manhandled an toxic anduncout short lady.

The family will be duly compensated.

N:B This ain't a mixer, it's a Silo truck.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Netanyahu Rebuffs US Plea To Halt Rafah Offensive. by Ravenna: 8:31am On Mar 23
BigDawsNet:
Isreal pls forgive dem.


Hamas and the Palestine has really learned a heavy message


No, they don't learn.

They're still holding more than 100 Israeli hostage since last October.

IDF should annihilate Palestinians, push gazans to the Mediterranean, others in West Bank to Lebanon or anywhere like Hell.

That's when they will learn

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunfire And Explosions At Moscow Concert Hall In Russia by Ravenna: 9:58pm On Mar 22
Botragelad:
Tango alpha!!
call Charlie Oscar
Autos / Re: Innoson Has Started Manufacturing Heavy Duty Trucks From The New Plant (Video) by Ravenna: 5:52pm On Mar 22
jazzman7711:


If you weren't a mumu you would know that is not the job of car manufacturers to manufacture the individual parts of their vehicles, but rather to SOURCE the required parts from a multiplicity of suppliers, before MANUFACTURING or 'assembling' the car.

Despite this, Innoson actually has other plants within the same complex manufacturing various parts, and his locally sourced inputs are well over 70%.

Every car manufacturer is an 'ASSEMBLER'.

To manufacture a car is to assemble a car. There is no difference.

In the USA, car manufacturing plants are called 'car assembly plants'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automotive_assembly_plants_in_the_United_States

It is only in NIGERIA that some illiterate a few decades ago somehow decided that there was a difference between manufacturing something and 'assembling' it.

And this rank ignorance caught on with the rest of the population, already groomed by colonialists to doubt their own capacity.

If you go outside Nigeria and ask if a car was either assembled or manufactured, they would ask you if you are ok.

Which other plants?!
Honestly, if youre any slower, you'd be going backwards.

Tell us the parts of a truck innoson manufactured in Nigeria?! mumu.

Comon wheel-stud, Nobody can produce in Nigeria.
There is no part of that Tractor that can be produced in Nigeria QED.
Nonetheless, the Trailer or Body of a truck can be manufactured in Nigeria.

but youre here talking trash Assembling-manufacturing nonsense yen-yen-yen...

I'm a certified truck inventory officer for Dangote.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by Ravenna: 7:42pm On Mar 21
God1000:
Why suicide bombing, the Americans are out, what are they fighting for again?


Is there another group opposing the Taliban in Afghanistan?

I blame former afghan president Ashraf Ghani for running away leaving Afghanistan for Taliban instead of defending his country.



There are always the-terrorists and the side-terrorists in anywhere there are moslems.

As we have Boko haram and iswap in Northern Nigeria, Hamas and Islamic Jihad in Gaza.
Anywhere, they are- they must bomb people.
They like bombing other religions tho, but in the absence of infidels, moslems go still bomb moslems


That's why China treat moslems like mad patients.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by Ravenna: 7:37pm On Mar 21
CodeTemplar:
Even in Ramadan.
No peace for the wicked.
Iran and Iraq go soon collect.
Na Gaza go chop the hottest breakfast

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Autos / Re: Innoson Has Started Manufacturing Heavy Duty Trucks From The New Plant (Video) by Ravenna: 6:44pm On Mar 21
sulaak:


When someone lies, that Innosson has started manufacturing heavy-duty trucks from the new plant. You will expect to see something like the video below.


Like so many others, I am fed up with fake news and lies. There is no evidence that Innosson is capable of assembling 1,000 vehicles per annum, and that is not his fault; Nigeria lacks the supply chain capacity to supply the polymers, street, tyres, and aluminium needed to support automobile manufacturing or assembly at this stage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6grXvyX6I

Innoson lack the capacity to manufacture a Rear view mirror, or a tiny Water temperature sensor on a truck.
That shiit was imported and assembled by olodos.
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala's Goal Voted Goal Of The Week In The NWSL by Ravenna: 6:09pm On Mar 21
Agba Baller

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Politics / Re: ‘Grow Your Own Food’ – Remi Tinubu Tells Nigerians Amid Hardship by Ravenna: 6:38am On Mar 21
Lawalemi:
It's not her fault. I blame gullible Nigerians that voted for her husband
It's not her fault.

I blame the quota system

No wife of president in Europe can say such to the masses.

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Politics / Re: Why I Wear Same Outfit To Court — Nnamdi Kanu by Ravenna: 6:03am On Mar 20
inoki247:
Lol I'm sure this Gucci no fit be one cloth cos the cloth go don fade since make person dey wear only one cloth for more than 2yrs....
Use your head na..

He wears the prison outfit all day.
He only wear the Fendi when he's going to court.
Health / Re: Wife Pours Architect Onyelowe Dandison Hot Water For Taming Their Daughter by Ravenna: 5:59am On Mar 20
Woman!
Politics / Re: Delta Killings: Soldiers Occupy Okuama, Raze More Buildings by Ravenna: 1:24pm On Mar 18
Jokerman:
The Military should not kill people that are not concerned in the matter.

Go after the culprits

How?

Dem dey write am for their forehead?

As Israeli dey give Palestinians hot-hot make NA give every terrorist and terrorist sympathizers hot-hot.

Their children, women livestock and everything they ever known must pay for this heinous crime.


Anyways, na the mumu soldiers I blame.
Nepotism, Tribalism and Politics don finish the NA.
The soldiers have become nothing but chickens looking for loose maize to eat.
Crime / Re: Man Raped 9-year-old Daughter In Adamawa, Blames Alcohol And Drugs (photo) by Ravenna: 8:01pm On Mar 15
Jennyclay:
Oh No!! Not again sad.

Another animalistic behavior from these foolish men sad

God should be blame for all these nonsense happening because I don’t understand why he would give us an animal in form of human called a father sad

I’m sure he will be happy in his throne that a 9 year old toddler will be traumatized for life.

Nonsense!!

How dare you drag God into your senseless comment?

It's like someone being a goat and still be mad at the same time.

Now..
..If your father is an animal in human skin, there are other millions Super-fathers out there- Including Me!

Go to your poor old father and nag him to death.
Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by Ravenna: 7:50pm On Mar 15
iichidodo:
The freshness and youthful allure of a pubescent virgin is enough to rejuvenate the life force of an aged man thus elongating the lifespan of the old individual...As an old man, just sinking your phallus inside the tight grip of the newly disvirgined receptacle can boost your life by considerable margins. If done right and timely with different virgins at varying times as one ages, a man can live up to 100 years or more.

Weldone

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Pets / Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by Ravenna: 10:46am On Mar 15
greggng:

Yes o
You get 2010 Accord? I want to upgrade from my 2007 Accord
Autos / Re: Guys, Please Can You Buy A 2007 Camry Sport Nigeria Used For 3m? by Ravenna: 5:37am On Mar 15
2007 vehicle V6 Drags Converted Body, 65% for 3m?
Oga, use your head abeg.
RUNN.
Pets / Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by Ravenna: 5:25am On Mar 15
greggng:



You ought to have spoken to them . They see you as a thief ...start by addressing them.in this manner ...start from.there name ..let's say one of them is Diana and the other jark ...just say Hi dia na and Jack my name is Bola your new owner abd friend . Feel free to enjoy yourselves cos I have a lovely home and food for you . My family will treat you right ...I.love you.....do it twice a day ...they will start seeing u as a friend ...with time become your friend

Oga Greg, you still deal cars?
Religion / Re: Have Your Pastors Told You The Truth About The High Cost Of Food In Nigeria ? by Ravenna: 4:56pm On Mar 13
Questionnaires:



PictureTalks



A Farmer And MORE:

Cassava Processor & Garri Producer,
Zero-Smell Fufu Flour Producer,
Animal Feeds Producer,
Liquid Fertilizer Producer,
Affiliate Rice Merchant,
Affiliate Palm Oil Merchant
Internet Agropreneur
Grassroot Agricultural Investor And Philanthropist.....



Not To Mention "Yam-Ugwu Sac Farmer".



With All HUMILITY, RIGHTEOUSNESS And CONFIDENCE (HRC), We Are Farmers And MORE....!

Weldone!
But everyone cannot be a farmer, there are other areas we can thrive too.
Some are thriving in Manufacturing industries while others in Medicines.
As for me, I'm a certified Microbiologist.

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Business / Re: Say yes to better sleep with semi orthopaedic mattresses by Ravenna: 2:05pm On Mar 12
neutralmind:
Brand new semi orthopaedic mattress available in Lagos

Hi.

Do you have a semi orthopedic 6x6x14?

pls write back
Religion / Re: Have Your Pastors Told You The Truth About The High Cost Of Food In Nigeria ? by Ravenna: 1:22pm On Mar 12
Questionnaires:


What is Wrong With Everyone Being A Farmer of Any Crop That They Like in Any Scale That They Can Afford ?


If You Don't Know; This is The Natural Religion And Occupation For Every Living Being Until Some Men Decided To Mentally Cajole Other Farmers To Bring 10% of Their Hard Sweat And Harvest To Them.


Today; You See Loads of People Complaining About Lack of Food And Lack of Money...And You See Them Engage in Crimes Because They Cannot Engage in Agriculture Because People Like You Look Down On Farming And The People That Farms.



No Matter Your Profession, It Is WISE That You Farm.


Failure To Do So Gives Many Other People To Neglect Farming Because Humans Immitate Themselves.


And We Already See How This Sort of Mentality And Poor Agricultural Behavior is Already Leading Nigeria To LACK OF FOOD AND DOOM.

Are you a farmer?

Be sincere.
Family / Re: Help Me Make A Decision On What Mattress To Buy (vitafoam Or Mouka) by Ravenna: 1:04pm On Mar 11
shosky1794:

Go for the Semi-Othopaedic mattress
Thank you!
Religion / Re: Have Your Pastors Told You The Truth About The High Cost Of Food In Nigeria ? by Ravenna: 1:03pm On Mar 11
Questionnaires:


First And Foremost; I Am Not A Muslim.

I Am A Spiritual Atheistic Christian Who Loves The Muslims And References All Ancestral Gods of The Earth.



And I Knew A Christian Would Come RANT About MUSLIMS Here Just Like You Have Done.


Instead of You To Focus On The FACT About Your Pastor Keeping MUTE About Encouraging More Christians To Go Into Agriculture, You Are Here Shouting About Muslims Who Are Better And More Advanced That You When. it Comes To Agricultural Investments.


All Your Major Foods Like Beans, Groundnuts, Yams, Onions, Tomatoes, Pepper etc - All Come Cheaply From The North Since 1960.

The Muslims Are Genuine About Enriching Themselves Through Agriculture.

On The Other Hand; Majority of Christians Just Fold Their Hands Wallowing in Stupidity of Empty Prayers For God To Provide Manna For Them.


The Fault is Not Theirs.


This is An Historical Decay of Their Agricultural Mentality Caused By Their Christian Colonized Masters Who Only Indoctrinated Christianity Into Them So That They Can Abandon Agriculture So That They Can Continue Stealing From Our Farm Resources.



You Should Get Wiser To See These Things.


If Your Pastor is Not Advising The Christian Congregation About Engaging in Agriculture During These Critical Time; Then - Your Pastor is not Just A SCAM..... Such Pastors Are EVIL.


And We Must Begin Our ARMAGEDDON JUDGEMENT From Their Head.

So, everybody should be a farmer?!
Hear yourself out na..

Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.
Crime / Re: Mother Arrested For Attempting To Murder Her Epileptic 1 Year Old Baby In Lagos by Ravenna: 8:06pm On Mar 10
immortalcrown:
Jennyclay!
Na dem, awon wicked generation

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